Here's a pic of my wife to get your attention

Here's a pic of my wife to get your attention.

Every time I have a conversation I fucking hate myself as I'm walking away.

With people that I'm close to, like my family and select few friends I'm the loudest, most talkative, outgoing person.
With acquaintances and strangers, I fucking drop spaghetti in every single conversation.
I feel like every conversation has me doing nervous chuckles, speaking too softly, or trying to make a joke that goes over somebody's head.

Anybody else feel this way?

Yeah, I don't let it get to me. I'm really outgoing and talkative with my small group of close friends, or people I spend a lit of time around. Anything other than that I am usually quiet and reserved and a little introverted. I don't know how to talk to people I don't actually have a chance to get to know.

Shits gonna happen regardless, may as well just accept it. If people are genuinely interested in getting to know you, they'll keep trying to interact anyways

Yeah that was me a few years ago. I was considered an extrovert by my family cause I would talk nonstop to them and be super outgoing. But out in public and around strangers I was really quiet and I didn't talk much at all. People thought I was a recluse and an introvert. I got tired of it and started going out a lot more, always forcing myself to talk to people and be involved in group projects. If I was at the store I would try small talk with the checker or whatever. If I saw someone I recognized I would stop and ask how they are doing. After doing this a while I got really comfortable around people and had the experience to communicate with them. I knew all the little nuisances and gestures to use. Its very much like a game. Now Im really outgoing in public and Im that guy that everyone can talk to and is outgoing. Exposure my friend, that is the key.

Oh and stop watching porn. That will make you like liquid around the ladies. Trust me.

To be honest, idc. Dump your girl OP, she's hot.

Don't sweat it. Just be yourself.

Your wife looks hot so you got that going for you. Any more of her?

Oh I forgot to mention. If someone shares a similar interest to me, I seem to get along with them very fast. I'm a pretty well known person in a very large 4x4 group and get along with everyone I've met from there

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post her titties man

U sound like you're hiding something subconsciously- depression, debt, gayness?

I think you're trying to hard with new people man. Just let the convo flow. Don't try to guide it. You don't have to chime in about every subject. Listen to some. Reply to some. Let it flow

Also more of hot wife, tits?

Trying to hide my power level.
People are too sensitive. I feel like anything I say is gonna be taken offensively.

Just listen first. People are easy to figure out after a few moments of convo. You'll know when to go easy

Ass?

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Holy shit on a stick. More

can you post some nudes OP?

I have a really hard time with being self conscious about the proper amount of eye contact and how to stand when talking to somebody

Damn user her body is smoking. Can we get a face to go with it

You may be overthinking how you did in the convo. Do people complain about you?

Loading 2.23MB for that grainy shitty pic? I had to wait for like 1.5 seconds for it to load ffs! I don't have patience for that. Compress that shit next time.

Her vag looks like the backside of a ballsack. You can't unsee it now! This is now a trap thread.

Not that I know of. I feel like I'm always looking for a way to exit the conversation smoothly and it never works out that way.

You're just overthinking it man. Unless someone complains I wouldn't worry. Plus you have that wife to go home to every night.

More of her

This one's my fav.

Are you me? I thought I was alone lmao

Finally some good quality pics! More like this

you're married, though, so who the fuck cares?
your life is essentially over anyway.

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Please save and share these in threads. I like that shit.

She's pretty hot minus the tattoo

Gonna need to see the vagina with face

Learn to listen and then think of something to say. 2 steps, not both at the same time.
Just don't lose the girl.