Well guys, I'm fucked. I need to come up with $500 by the end of the month or I lose my apartment. What do I do...

Well guys, I'm fucked. I need to come up with $500 by the end of the month or I lose my apartment. What do I do? I know you guys usually give stone retarded advice but I have nowhere else to turn.

jump off a very tall structure

Take a loan or think about how much of a dumbass you are for getting in this situation

Payday loan.

Work, stupid faggot

do over a few restaurants

adopt the trap lifestyle and let your new master pay everything for you in exchange for your body.

Begging is free, aside from the cost in dignity.

Just be a nigger and don't pay.

either it's the rent or a notice, both of which gives you a month to have money ready. You're just fucked

forget what i said, this is the only true answer

sell your ass. not joking ive gotten out of many situations like this

hook up with gays on craigslist, just do oral with condom 50 - 100 bucks a go

If theres one serious advive its this one.

Do a lot of small jobs for friends neighbors and such offer to mow grass or some shit and take a loan of like 100$ of your parents to decrease the figure. They will most likely give you more than enough to pay back.

>sell alcohol and tobacco to minors for exorbitant prices
>donate plasma or blood
>sell an organ
>body to science or art
>go rob an old lady or some convenience store
>lol trade currencies like a faggot
If you buy for 1 dollar, and sell for 2, you now have 2 dollars

Go gambling, russian roulette, bet on the bookies, start a bookies.
Sell drugs. Make your own moonshine. Counterfeit dollar bills. Gigolo.

Sell 1 kidney

I usually just dont get any advice, you guys suck.But anyways maybe donate all of your bodily fluids and sell your body to untested pills.

Scam people for credit card info. Sell fake shit on Ebay (i don't actually know how this work so don't jump right in)
Scour the internet for cheese pizza and sell to old dudes on streets. Steal car parts and sell to junk yards.
Rent out apartment room to someone. Become a hitman. Do shit like pic related.

think about getting a job next time so you dont have this problem again

Or drop the bullshit and be free

life isnt a movie you dumb bitch

Stop wasting money on alcohol, drugs, bitches, bad food, internet, EVERYTHING
Go do some reconnaissance and white knight a crime, get reward.
>SJW
Can you cook, brew, or make anything people would actually buy? Craft some jewelry.
Fix computers, learn how to do that shit.
Freelance write online.

>Has never seen a biographical documentary
Don't think like this person. Or you'll be poor.
In fact, start a record label or produce films.
Steal someones art or work online and pass it off as yours'. Get paid dough.

so your saying that looking for cp and selling it to people on the streets is a good idea?

get a job, minimum wage gets you 400 a week easy, then get a fucking credit card and cash advance yourself

Stop suckling dick for free

sell an organ

You just just rob someone.