Olympic REEEEEEEEEEEs

>When a Landlocked Country wins a water-based olympic medal

But Austria never wins these

But Zimbabwe never wins these

>select all the lakes and rivers

>when Russians are allowed to partiCHEAT

>implying amateur athletes
>implying clean athletes
>implying fair judges

It's their most medalling sports

>judged "competition"

>Sailing
>On a lake or a river
Fucking pleb tier

When America wins 900000001 'medals' for H20 slap.

Typical 30 minutes of NBC olympic broadcast
>15 minutes of athlete backstory featuring any small thing that went wrong in their life
>10 minutes of commercial
>2 minutes of actual race
>3 minutes of interviews and """""commentary""""
>it's all tape delayed anyway

Better off just VPNing BBC desu. I have an acronym problem.

>he's never been to a real lake

Enjoy your ponds, flyover cunt

>Landlocked flyover calls me a flyover
rich

>autism general

fixed

>when the majority of GB medals are in women's competitions

>When the UK manages to win no medals despite hosting the competition for the 400th time

>BBC One and BBC Four will broadcast 550 hours of action alongside extensive coverage on BBC Radio 5 live and the BBC Sport website. In a repeat of the 2012 digital offering, up to 24 HD streams will also deliver every moment to fans whenever they want, wherever they are across mobile, tablet, desktop, connected TV and gaming devices.

neat

>you need an ocean to have lakes, rivers, and swimming pools

>Switzerland won the America's Cup
>twice

>mfw a non japanese wins a karate/judo medal

that happens quite often, actually

and that's >mfw it happens

>mfw a negro frenchman wins gold

non-negro do it too, though

>mfw there are non greeks participating

>tfw Finland will never win at olympics ever again

...

That is actually an accurate depiction of Florida, except that they would refuse British semen on the basis that it is foreign.

>landlocked states making fun of other landlocked states.

This madness must stop.

rowing is an inland water sport

>mfw we choke the soccer gold medal away for the 839th time

>Athenians don't rape Corinthian woman during victory ceremonies anymore
>Celt baby blood is no longer considered a Perform enhancing drug

All the romance of the games is gone

Just accept the fact that Teddy Riner will never lose again

He's a fucking monster

if a japanese could be that tall they would win.

>canada doesn't have enough rowers anymore
>didn't even get to make a team for the eights

Canada was a fucking rowing powerhouse and now we don't even have enough people to fucking row

You would have thought at least some of those hundreds of thousands of Muzzies could row. Shit, they made it across the Mediterranean not too long ago.

Maybe next time you should try bringing in skilled immigrants and not just violent goat herders.

This 1000 times, I can't beleive how people can consider medals in sports like boxing, real medals

>when you have to pretend you give a fuck about stupid shit like fencing and kayaking because your country is good at it and then you have to clock in your government mandated 6 hours per day of shitposting "per capita" arguments on spuh

>muslims
>athletically gifted

wew

Too many people want to play hockey or winter sports. Canada is just gonna get worse and worse at summer sports

>we live in a time line where Canada has more soccer golds than Brazil

What a timeline we live in

>his Olympic team doesn't have any black athletes

>not liking fencing

True man sport. Fencing, wrestling, archery, and rowing are Pure Olympics.

Penta fencing is must watch.

damn lucky him

>or any gold medals

top kek
we are best at those

>getting dominated by a nation of fatasses
Lmaoing at ur life

>what are rivers?
>what are lakes?

Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan

The two GOAT countries as they are....you know
.. DOUBLE LANDLOCKED

So true user

They won it once and defended it once. The majority of their sailors were also kiwis and americans Trust the tax evading swiss jew rats to buy an America's Cup win.

Okinawans arent Japs you mainland Nip Fascist.

USA please beat the chinks this time, k? thanks

>chinks winning the olympics outside of China

Topjej

>mfw non-Ainu think they are real japanese

can't wait for all those proud turks to win some medals!

happens a lot with us and memepolo

>our swimmers are winning
endless fellating of swim team

>our swimmers aren't winning
endless speculation and finger pointing

>our national hockey team lost to a bunch of american soldiers some with no prior skating experience in an exhibition match

fuck off gypsy

>when USA wins anything but gold in apehoop

>when USA can't even medal in shooting

Some of your athletes are practising with police officers in Baton Rouge already though it seems....

>Southerners dying

Nothing of value was lost. Less fat fuck fundamentalists taking my tax money.

#BlueLivesMatter

We still have a shitton of rivers

Yeah, I'd be sad if someone shots cops up in my state.

But racist, fat, Southern, Sheriff Roscoe wannabe cops getting shot by racist, fat, Southern gangster wannabes? No fucks given to be completely honest. They've been killing each other for 200 years, this isn't new.

I think the shooters were black....

Anyway, where are you from?

>golf