Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I'm a young adult still in diapers. So not that tough.

I'm german.

Well normally you wouldn't get in, but the double dubs is fairly impressive. Alright, but you better watch yourself.

I drink caffeinated drinks right before bed and sleep like a baby.

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> Im so though i ate a box of nails for breakfast this morning.

I put the milk in my bowel first before i put the cereal

yeah, so what?

> without any milk

I posted a porn webm that was actually a "reply or your mom will die in her sleep" trap.

Doesn't make sense you fucking moron.

I always get dubs

i faped in the ocean once

Except this time.

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wow, you really screwed that one up

could have replied to the post above or below and you went right for the middle one

I called a guy reading these to me in a skype call a faggot

I get dubs

I can steal someone's bike

I once ripped off a guy's tattoo and flipped it upside down.

I told the guy that called me a faggot in this skype call that I hate niggers.

Im gay. Let me in or Im suing.

I know

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I ate my krusty krab pizza without any drink

very

I tore my shirt of because my waifu was killed off.

I fap

I entered club penguin without my parents permission.

I'm so tough I call black people niggers behind my computer, using 4 different proxies

I don't

Thats not tough. Thats suicidal. Seek help!

I took a shit in a bunch of bread dough and baked it, then set in on the ground in the local duck pond.

Watched those insufferable little shits chomp on a baked turd, good laughs

I have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Without any lotion

You're just a faggot for taking waifu-shit seriously.

So... you're a pussy?

i masturbated in german class sophomore year of high school. came under the desk, and no one ever knew. Blew my nose on my hand to cover up cum. one girl said "that smell is familiar" kek'd.

Yeah, so?

i stumped my toe against the table.

Kek

>stumped
I think you mean stubbed

:O

as

And made your whole house smell like shit? Good jorb.

Nice dubs my dudes you're in

Im so tough I stumped trump

How tough am I? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

You...give yourself a milk enema?

I am part of anonymous
>I do not forgive
>I do not forget

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Tough enough

I never remove the teabag from my tea and don't use sugar.

with Hillary Clinton

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Go on in

>800,000

I willingly watch live action Nickolodeon shows.

Guerilla

I don't play Pokemon GO

You are living proof of god abandoning us.

I used the oven in a cooking classroom at a local yuppie college.

... thats just bad. Fuck off

I also got trips, faggot. As you can see.

Im a rock

It feels good to be a gangster

I tried to fuck an apple pie after watching American Pie, didn't wait for it to cool down. Still fucked it. Shit was cash.

Also I'm , drinking black tea on my way to bed.

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I listened to Jacob Sartorius
and only threw up for 20 minutes

Got banned for acting as an underage, actually I'm still on the ban list but I still can post, MODS BTFO

Kek

Lol

I break rules 1 & 2. With no consequences.

i'm lost a rekt thread!

i mean, his voice is pretty orgasmic

literally cancer

tougher than you think.

I bought this shit when I was 12 years old.

random question:

should i watch Bourne 1, catch me if you can, or shutter island?

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