The Killers

>The Killers
>have flawless criminal record

name 10 bands that do this

That just means they're really good at it

>The Dismemberment Plan
>band members have all their limbs

>Toto
>none of the members are the dog from the Wizard of Oz

>Rush
>Most of their songs aren't high-tempo

>butthole Surfers
>they don't surf buttholes

imma watch it
these memes are getting to me help

>Jhonn Balance
>...

>Joy Division
>Songs are about unhappy things

>The Smiths
>None of their last names are Smith

Pretty sure will smith in that band idiot

>radiohead
>all of the members have human head

They've only planned the dismemberment.
Checks out to me.

>outkast
>everyone loves em

>Burial
>Not in the ground

OR DO THEY

>underground resistance
>they are above the ground and don't resist anything most of the time

>Frank Ocean
>not an uncomfortably honest body of water

>Ariana Grande
>actually quite short and slim

> Nirvana
not a state of enlightenment and freedom from pain, suffering and desire

>Brand New
>founded 16 years ago

>apex twin
>a single person

>boards of canada
>actually two guys from scotland

>sonic youth
>everyone is in their 50s

>Toro y Moi
>no band member is an actual bull

>The Sound of Animals Fighting
>albums are not just field recordings of wild animals killing each other

>Mogwai
>not a small furry creature who you can't get wet or feed after midnight

>twenty one pilots
>just two guys

>This Will Destroy You
>It doesnt

that's subjective. quiet did the first time I heard it

>tom waits
>wont say for what

.... Damn

OMG are you fucking reatar will smithe is FUCKEN actorrrrrrrt . even if he was song he only RAP :(((((((((((((((((((((((( and His son is the future philiosophist

fuck off, of course they do

>Everything Everything
>They are, in fact, only some things

>Ghost
>People

>iceage
>we actually have global warming

WILD

>The Who
>actually popular

There's always some fucking smart ass with this point whenever I try to suggest Brand New to someone

>The Mothers of Invention
>all members are male

>cLOUDDEAD
>actually solid and living

>Neu!
>actually relatively old at this point

>Animal Collective
>Only one member is named after an animal

>Sun Ra
>is an autistic nigger claiming he came from Saturn

>Queen
>actually all guys

underrated

>Don Cherry
>Not a Mafia boss, or a cherry for that matter.

>Blind Guardian
>Not a single blind member

Freddie was a total queen

literally who

>neutral milk hotel
>alignment unclear, not a hotel serving dairy

Can I make a band called The Rapists?

>iron maiden
>actually flesh males

>The beach boys were the poster child for surf rock
>none of them could surf

>is white

>actually pretty good, not cringe at all

>Kevin Shields
>is not a shield

Surf guys laughed at the beach boys. True story.

>iron maiden
>don't support torture

lol who

>Chet Baker
>musician

>black sabbath
>not a horror movie

>David Bowie
>isn't a knife

>phuture
>released all their music in the past

>Entombed
>Not in an actual tomb

>The Strokes
>none of the band members have epilepsy

>Arctic Monkeys
>all of them are white

>the black angels
>white humans

>Kanye West
>he's from the East

>of Montreal
>Actually of Georgia

>Big Sean
>1.73m/5'8"

I never understood this like what constitutes the end of "after midnight"
When can they feed it again

>Public Enemy
>have lots of friends

Isn't he from chicago?

what about down there

>Dizzee Rascal
He neither has vertigo nor is he an amusingly disobedient child.

he was born in Atlanta

>Cat Power
She's really just a drunken whore

>The Faceless
>everyone in the band has a face

>interpol
>they're full time artists

Right? it's always after midnight

>The Wailers
>don't cry all the time

>The War on Drugs
Really just a band

name 288904316 bands that don't do this

no

thats in fact only 19 pilots

19 plus 2 is 21 user

oh now i see the humour haha

Its good
You should stop after the first movie though

the other two

>Nothing
>the band exists

>Iron Maiden
>Men made of flesh and bone

>They Might Be Giants
>They aren't

>Chvrches
>not a Christian rock band

>Sonic Youth
>they're old

>British Sea Power
>neither maritime nor military

I like you.

>FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>the Vines
>they are all humans

super underrated post there senpai