Anyone have any beastiality stories?

Anyone have any beastiality stories?

Hopeful Bump

come on! where are all the horny girls at home alone with the dog?

bumping

Bumpin
I love these.

Who's got a dog?

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What's your story?

I wanna fuck this mare

when i was a young boy i let my dog fuck my ass

Dont die on me!!

It's bestiality.

>Be me
>15
>Friends house
>Summer vacation
>Playing Vidya into the night
>My house only a few kilometers away
>Walk home to grab some supplies (Cola, snacks, etc)
>Come back
>Friend has been asleep
>Decide to stay up playing Vidya
>About an hour later I decide to go to bed aswell
>Sleeping on the couch in his room
>Friend has two dogs
>One comes up a few minutes after I went to sleep on the couch
>Only wearing underwear
>It pushes my quilt
>I pat the quilt, trying to make him jump up
>Dog generally sleeps in friends bed or on the couch
>Dog comes up, laying on my lap
>Randomly starts licking at my underwear
>I push its head away
>It licks again
>I push it, but my dick has gotten mildy hard
>wtfiswrongwithme.jpg
>I pull my dick out
>It starts licking it
>Feels so good
>Only let it lick a few minutes incase friend should wake up
>I lift it down onto the floor
>Continue sleep

I'm now 20 y/o. I live with my GF, and my GF and her mom often goes out shopping big together, usally takes a few hours. I watch her mom's dog meanwhile. I only have to show her dog my cock and it starts licking like crazy, it really wants to lick it badly for some reason, I even sometimes have to push it away once I cum, it just doesn't stop on it's own.

Does the dog have a big cock?

When I was 14, a buddy of mine who was 16 took me with him to take care of a few horses for some family member of his. He was telling me he liked to make this one horse hard and dared me to do it. I kinda fondled it a little and it got really hard pretty quickly. He and I stroked it a little and he was egging me on to really jack him off. I did a little and he tried to get me to suck it. I wouldn't suck it, but did start jacking it off pretty good. Didn't take the horse long to cum and got it all over my hand. He did talk me into licking some off my hand and he licked some of it off too.

I fucked a black chick

dumb

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Samefag

Samefag

Where are the horny girls with webcam? Lol

oh my

>Lol

Ever let it lick your asshole?

A few times yeah, Felt pretty weird at first but i fucking love it now.

Would that be Gay??

Just replied to the other post. I had the dog lick my asshole a few times, but I'm straight. So I guess not?

fucked a bunch of horses last summer.
was really good.

but that picture reminded me how i shagged a deer, back in 2011

>shagged a deer

Riiiiiight

was a nice and warm male roe deer.
first time i ever banged roadkill.

but i would do it again.

gtfo

>be me
>14 or 15
>dad goes out on date with girlfriend and asks me to watch her dog
>Im the only one home and im with dog
>Im jerking off as usual and then remember dog is with me
>Get curious and see if can get dog to lick dick
>doesnt't really work
>dog tries humping leg and gets me a little turned on.
>decide to let dog dry hump me while I have pants on
>feelsgood.jpg
>im getting a full boner now
>decide to let dog fuck my ass
>fucking amazing
>dog cums in my ass but scratches my back up
>I finish myself off with dog cum in ass

I Still fantasize about that night to this day

no, he can stay. He's alright. You, are boring though.

>2016
>never fucked a nice deer

jeez

You probably have penis cancer. Go get yrself checked.

why ?
its the only way to fuck a deer without hurting it.

but i have to admit: living animals are more fun.

bump for interest

I once read a story where am user fucked a female deer. he wad wandering through the woods when 'meeting' her. she was in heat and apparently pretty desperate. practically begging for his cock. he said she patiently stood there, waiting for him to cum inside of her. afterwards she would just wander off into the woods. he said her pussy was smooth and hot, and very wet, what made it a wonderful experience for him.

only once but buying a house soon and am getting a huge dog asap

>be me, 10-11 at the time, hired by elderly neighbor couple to feed and water/let out to pee their huge St. Bernard while they were in Arizona for a week
>older bro and me got $10 a day to feed and water him twice a day
>one morning my older bro told me I had to go do it myself later cuz he had football was starting up n he had practice that night, ok nbd
>started getting dark n remembered I had to go feed n water doggo across the street
>run over and make my way to their basement where the dog would hang out.
>seemed excited as fuck to see me, thought he just really had to piss so quick ran outside with him
>let him do his thing but he's still excited as fuck and noticed dick poking out a little
>curious_me.jpg
>call dog over n we go back downstairs n mess around and play a bit
>reach for his pink dick poking out n start to run around his sheath n whatever
>no fucking clue what I'm doing but Id seen porn before n thought I'd just do like they do in porn, his dick didn't look that huge
>well, took my pants off n got on all fours, doggo started licking my hole (felt so good I was moaning in sexual pleasure for the first time ever)and instinctively jumped up after a minute and started trying to mount me
>his dick kept jabbing around my hole and hurting like fuck, was about to jump up and leave right when he finally aimed it right and slammed his dick in me and went in and back out super fast over and over
>loved the fuck out of whatever feeling this is, didn't understand that after a couple thrusts he got it stuck in and holy fuck what is going on
>doggo slows down and just pushes into me with his dog dick swelling up and getting stuck in me
>huge knot in me and I can feel it keep expanding, had no clue how his dick kept getting bigger and was scared cuz it hurt more and more but felt unlike anything I'd ever imagined I'd ever do and sort of loved it

Kek'd like 10 minutes.. thanks for all

you male or female?

>11 y/o
>taking a giant dog cock up the ass knot and all
nah brah

kids are stretchy, you'd be surprised what you can fit inside them

I took my entire friends cock without much feeling. Yeah it was only like 6 inches but i didnt feel much. I believe that poster especially cause the dog was probably pretty strong and forced it in

I'm reporting you to the internet police

That was when i was like 12 btw

fantasy goes a long way
genetic outlier with cavernous rectum, or just good old fashioned liar.

yeah, the one about you being living proof that men shouldn't fuck pigs and get them pregnant.

fuck outta here faggot

Seriously, I remember putting some large things in my butt when I was a tween.

Then again, I do have a genetic disorder that leaves me with weak connective tissues giving me stretchy joints and other things.

you should do gay beast porn bro, and be the first on earth to fuck an elephant.

I enjoy putting stuff up my butt. But not that much, I'm also not gay enough for that.

don't do it for sexual pleasure, that would just be pure bonus, do it for setting the record, for science and for Sup Forums.

you would reign as king for a long, long time.

I'm not really a story teller but I've been fucking animals since I was 15.

I fucked Leslie Jones once.
Felt kind of ashamed afterwards, though.
But I fucked my dog straight after, so I felt human again.

pray tell.

raped(!) a sheep once.
would do it again if i get the opportunity.

Be me 15, skinny and hairless as i like being pretty much shaven everywhere below my neck. Mom and brothers go out leaving me on me with our dog Dexter. Decide to jack it as no one was in, my dog jumps up on the foot of my bed, just ignore him and continue masturbating. About 5 minutes later Dexter starts sniffing near my balls, try push him a way but give in and start pushing my cock to his face. He instantly starts lick my cock while i rub myself to oblivion. Get super horny and flip over and got onto my knees, he starts lick my asshole really aggressively meanwhile im about to cum. He mounts me wildly rubbing his cock against my hole trying to penetrate. Never does though just went frantic humping me until he came onto my lower back and my asshole, as im about to cum i turn around and point my cock in his face and as i'm spraying cum onto him he's licks my cock

first time was with a husky bitch I rescued from my neighbor.
been with many bitches and mares since then.

What the actual fuck

more detail my friend

the first bitch i ever fucked was euthanized last month.
i cried for nights.

I see what you did there.

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what kind of detail?
I told you I'm not a story teller.

Once I was jacking off and my cat was next to me, cat must of thought my dick was a toy and attacked it. Good times.

I don't get it

he fucked a diseased animal.

my house feels so empty, my bed so cold.

i am so lonely again.
noone comes to cuddle me while watching tv.
never again i will feel her cold nose on my neck.
feels sad, man. feels sad

No, he called it a bitch which is also a female dog.

Youth in asia.
FUCKING HILARIOUS JOKE RIGHT HERE GUYS.
GIVE ME YOUR SEMEN!!!

i didnt.
i buried her in my garden next to the cherry tree we used to spend our summers cuddling and reading books together.
she was my first love and loosing her felt like someone put a knife through my heart.

>when you nut but bitch still lickin

seriously though see a doctor, if multiple dogs automatically go for your junk there might be something up

just don't tell the doctor what the red flag was

Not much to tell, just my ex girlfriend who was curious about it.
We did a few things related to it but im not sure if i enjoyed it.

>Meet girl in class
>She's a 7/10
>Black hair with brown eyes
>Tall and skinny
>Glasses
>Pretty nerdy
>And not in the "gamer girl" kind of way
>She asks one day after class to hangout
>We go out to lunch and then back to her place
>We're watching TV and munching random snacks
>"Hey user I want you to meet someone!"
>She stands up and goes into the other room
>I'm sitting thinking she's going to bring in a dog or something
>She comes back with a HUGE black horse dildo
>"I call him hickey!" she says with a huge smile
>I'm extremely confused and freaked out
>She explains to me that she has a huge animal fetish
>And she hates sex with humans and only likes animals
>Tells me she would totally have sex with me if I had a dog cock
>She says if I buy a animal strap-on cock she will have sex with me
>Stop hanging out with her and completely remove her from everything


Fuck that, bitch was fucking insane, I'm not wearing a fucking dog cock on my cock just to have sex with some freaky bitch.

You made the right call user.

lel

You total faggot. I would have bought a dog with a huge cock and got it to fuck her while I jack off. I wouldn't have touched her with my bare hands, she'd just be the dog slut.

Probably would have made bank from live shows too...

Not everyone is a fucking loser piece of shit who is completely unable to get sane girls, faggot.

>animal strap-on cock

I don't care how hot she is, that's fucking weird dude

I smell a normie

Nice projection faggot...

Sane girls are boring faggot.

Yah but there's a difference between insane and bat-shit fucking crazy.

Guy in a bestiality thread telling me how he likes normal girls. Sure mate, I bet you like them REAL normal.

The crazier the better...

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly.

Once when i was about 12 years old we had a fox terrier dog who used to sleep in my bed everynight. One late night i planned on jerking off in bed instead of in my chair. So i lay down and starts jacking off, suddenly the dog comes out of the covers and tries to lick my dick, push him away and make im stay away. I came and fell asleep naked, suddenly i wake up about 30 minutes later to him licking my asshole. Feelsgood so i wanna try more, get into doggy position so he can lick deeper, suddenly mounts me and starts fucking, hit inside my ass the first try, I make a pinching sound scared AF of waking my family up. He keeps fucking for like 10 seconds, stops and cum my ass full. He wouldn't move of me so i just stood there jacking cause it felt so good, about to cum he goes off and starts licking my dick untill i come.

Once, I had sex with your mom.

I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

I actually saw the post on the front page

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Moar plz

bad dragon makes these horse shaped cock sheaths. my dick is average and satisfies my girl enough, but i'd really like to split her open hung like a horse.

I think the only reason this is turning me on is I'm not allowing myself to jack off for 80 more days, so I get easy boners.

Yeah, sure you did. Just admit you want a throbbing horse cock inside you faggot!

>I came on my cat once
>he did not like it

i get diamonds thinking about her struggling to fit this thing in her tight snatch

Whatever makes you feel better with yourself, pathetic loser.