/heem/: dojo edition

Upcoming events:

7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima [Prelims start at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, Main card starts at 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST]

7/17: Professional Shooto 7/17 - Asuka vs Sawada [Starts at 5 AM EDT, 2 AM PDT, 10 AM BST]

7/17: Submission Underground - Shields vs Henderson
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - TBA
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Bellator 160 - Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/25: RIZIN FF - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016

Previous thread: News:

>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/patricio-freire-vs-benson-henderson-slated-for-bellator-160-in-california

>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-full-2-5-million-ufc-200-fight-purse

>Silly Dilly is mad about something else
mmamania.com/2016/7/16/12205520/t-j-dillashaw-blows-up-on-ufc-says-fighters-are-treated-like

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bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/16/12206326/ufc-mma-news-pros-ridicule-brock-lesnar-failed-drug-test-usada
twitter.com/bellatormma/status/754419055788904449
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

shawb

SCHAUB IS A LITERAL GOD

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requesting silva self-leg kicking

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Love devastating leg kicks

Hate the babby ones

don't have that one

i wonder what seperates webm related and aldo from everyone else in terms of the power of their leg kicks

who /wouldn'tgiveafuckifRoganlefttheUFC/ here?

I mean yea he's a good commentator but who gives a fuck. Chael Sonnen would do a better job.

Just call them Condit kicks.

muh dick

i think it would be better if he did
all he does during official commentating is repeat the same lines over and over again, i feel like he would be better doing fight companions where he could just say whatever came to mind

That's exactly what I'm talking about man. I wish he could just quit the UFC so he'd do fight companions of every big fight instead of the shit he does now.

>not switching stance when your front leg is hurt

who is that.

eddie alvarez vs shinya aoki

this Smellator card is better than UFC 200

Line them up on their knees with their hands out. I want them to beg me.

Fedor will wipe out the whole heavyweight ufc's fags. Soon.

I think its time to get rid of USADA lads

>not thick Ronda edition
You disgust me

uncanny

you try that switch stancing nonsense on me i'll hit you in the face like a mac truck

Hunto retweeted pic related

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Is there a way to "tap" if you're getting ground n pounded to death, or do you just wait for the ref to end it?

>Hunturd still salty he got beat by a WWE character

You can tap to strikes. Bob Sapp does it every fight now.

Anyone can beat anyone at a game if they cheat.

you can't play games in the octagon

>Gib 2.5 million or I'm leaving

MATTHEW ""MEATY BONES"" MITRIONE

you can tap to strikes or verbally submit like Ian "used to be a soccer player" Entwistle did here

Poor lad was just sitting there waiting for the stoppage but the ref wasn't having it

Schaub bless

James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3

MVP is currently getting wrestlefucked by cyborg

James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3

MVP is currently getting wrestlefucked by cyborg

>people are unironically going to waste time watching this card

DANIEL CORMIER YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

HEEM SLEEPY

bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/16/12206326/ufc-mma-news-pros-ridicule-brock-lesnar-failed-drug-test-usada

all these salty fighters

only DJ hints at why they're really mad

I suck huh? Did those people at Orlando who got gunned down also suck?

that baby looks like it's on that zika juice

HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY

Hey pussy, are you still here?

being roided up or not doesn't change the fact that brock is a much bigger draw than all those retards

love to see fighters getting mad at the money people like brock or conor make

where are you lads watching this it's not on tv until 10 here?

Watch MVP vs Cyborg

That was one of the most brutal walk off KOs I've ever seen

MVP wins via tko with a flying knee

Put spoiler tags or are you a Zuffa shill

James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.

Epic. Please don't spoil the main event.

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>T.J. Dillashaw and Mark Hunt were released from the Ultimate Fighting Championship this afternoon following a string of Twitter comments targeted against the lacklustre payment under the organization's new Reebok sponsorship.

ell oh ell

man the place I'm watching at is still at Gallagher vs Cutting, R3. Fucking hate when Lellator goes abroad and can't keep its fucking broadcasts in line. Same shit happened with the Italy card, shit was all over the place.

Stay out of /heem/ and you won't have any problems.

why did they have to fuck everything up with a tape delay

Name a better card. I'll wait.

Reminder that MVP gets wrestlefucked the first round

He lands a body shot and flying knee for the tko in RD 2

wut

good for TJ Dillaracetraitor at least he has the courage to call Dana a cuck

This one doesn't have a white trash lesbian and a monkey as the main event.

you made me look

Where are you watching the fight?

she's a ''''''''''lesbian?'''''' why did she give birth to 2 kids?

Probably to stay around their typical time slot for regular viewers, I can get that but it's still weird to have shit popping up while one broadcast only just ended the first fight of the main card and then have another later on.

Twitter

>Casuals

Can you all please stop saying Paige looks like a monkey.

no we can't

>that couch

video when?

Some lesbians want to have kids brah.
>I rate rawlings and/or page

They're both garbage fighters who should be cut but WSW is a desolate wasteland of talent.

>Hunt going full gibs me dat
>"Pay me or Ill go to other organizations that don't have any testing."
>Manlets, perpetual gate keepers and literal who's shitting on Bork.

lmao

but she does

Nice casting couch

As soon as she stops doing so, sure.

everyone looks like monkeys

>inb4 bork blames tainted canadian supplements

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would you lads rather watch bellator 159 or the legacy card mackenzie dern is fighting on

THATS A COORS LIGHT.

>earth grown nutrients
what did he mean by this?

She's ugly and has disgusting arms.

I just realized now he's saying, "YOU FUCKING DID THIS DANA" "YOU FUCKING DID THIS"

I'm watching maybe an hour of VFC before EBI starts.

just watched sage northcutt's interview after his fight at 200

jesus fucking christ this kid is beyond company man autismo

anyone gonna be watching pillowhug tonight? I only watch Wilder fights to see him potentially get heemed

the Legacy card will probably be better honestly. Also these niggers at Lellator wasting time with fucking prelim replays instead of actually moving on with the goddamn fights. The first broadcast fight was a 3 round snoozefest decision, they don't have time to kill, goddamn.

FRB broke the story. Brock popped for using albuterol for his asthma while training outdoors. He wasn't taking PEDs. /fit/ and /heem/ irrevocably BTFO.

James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.

MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2

Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1

APOLOGIZE

why did your fighter have another country's imperial symbol tattooed on his chest?

I TOLD YOU LADS HE'S A WHITE BOY AND JACKED
HE'S FULLY NATTY

DEAL WITH IT

Friendly reminder that Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1

i don't know, ask him

IM A WHITE BOY AND IM JACKED

DEAL WITH IT

Video of the MVP KO

twitter.com/bellatormma/status/754419055788904449

Except this is an outright lie.

That's pretty great, thanks senpai

What a disrespectful faggot. Hope he gets KOed and his opponent shits on his face.