/got/ general

>Azor Jon confirmed
>Dead Stannis confirmed

Stannisfags on suicide watch edition

Stannis fags BTFO

WHY IS SANSA MAD AT CIA?!

Jon x Sansa

R8 THE EPISODE
R8 THE EPISODE

>God Tier
Jon & Sansa reunion.

>Good Tier
Theon scene.
Small council scene.
Tormund staring at Brienne.

>Meh Tier
Sansa & Jon banter.
High Sparrow, Margery & Loras.
Vale scene.
Daario & Jorah.
Tyrion & The Masters.
Rest of King's Landing.

>Utter Shit Tier
Brienne acting tough and confirming Stannis is kill.. : , (
Missandei & Grey Worm being retarded.
Osha's death. Ramsay being "le ultimate evil villain continues :^) ."
Khaleesi STRONK WOMAN scene.

Negatives always outweigh the few positives in this show. The quality has dropped so fucking hard, only a few things are keeping me going.

5/10

Can someone explain to me how CIA teleports to Sansa & Brienne next episode??

THE FIRE RISES

>go on twitter
>everyone seems to think this was the GOAT episode
>everyone celebrating that last Dany scene

>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED
>EXECUTED

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ACTUALLY SUMMARIZE THE ENTIRE EPISODE PLEASE

SHE'S A BIG GIRL

>Furst for pocket sand combat

Second for Jon The Champion of The Others and the saviour of westeros, the scourge of the Mad Queen and the king of Westeros, brother in arms of the King of the Night and the one who restaured balance.

is jaime gonna do fucking nothing all season now?

Agreed with this.

High Sparrow needs to move down though, TOO MANY SHITTY HIGH SPARROW SPEECHES/MONOLOGUES.

one of the worst episodes in the show so far

how can I headcanon dany away /got/

She'll be happy when she finds out he's making preparations to invade Winterfell

But she'll be unhappy again when he tells her he'll need Jon to bait Ramsay out of Winterfell first to make the battle easier

>show is leaning towards JonxSansa now

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JON IS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ARYA

JONXARYA

HE'S CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT THAT LOLI PUSSY IN THE BOOKS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>He thinks stannis fags are mad becuase hes not Azor

were really mad because of the rushed and retarded death scene

>Dothraki not killing dany on the spot for being a witch who just murdered their own

how long until ep is uploaded online lads

They're right you fucking rapist shitlord. Great episode.

>Didn't even fuck it before he flayed it

What a waste.

Why is Davos a big pussy who won't call Brienne (who is now a smug asshole???) on her shit?

GET HYPE

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What did they mean by this

Fine with everything but Danny.

Saw all those tweets as well. Fucking kill me now.

>“Your false king is dead, Stannis is at rest.”

Gravedigger Stannis confirmed

GET HYPE

Because he knew Ramsay would treat her poorly, to put it mildly.

Pocket Sand Jorah was 10/10

Does Dany represent white supremacy?

>they know sorcerers exist and hate them
>see one
>better worship it instead lol

Who said you need to fuck it before?

What about Jon reading the letter scene?

>Brienne acting tough
Having her interact with the widlings, being assaulted by night watch members and being saved by thromund and podrick would have been great. but noo dabid wants no fun here

nice episode 2bh

>Can someone explain to me how CIA teleports to Sansa & Brienne next episode??

Isn't it obvious?

>guards ded
>had to have been killed in the minute between the widows leaving and the Disco Inferno
>Jorah and Daario hiding in bush hundreds of yards away when fire starts

who was door?

AYYYYY

I like how Jon changed into Stark gear.

>becomes warden of the north
>defends the north from the white walkers
>separates the north from the dysfunctional bullshit that lies south
>tfw jon will fulfill robb's vision of an independent northern kingdom

Literally the smuggest Dany ever

Muh dick

She represents Merkel you absolute mong.

this would be the best ending desu

we all know it won't happen though

AHAHAHAHAHA

>It’s easy to understand why Clarke is being proactive and open about her feelings about the scene. Thrones actress Oona Chaplin once claimed an actress on the hit show didn’t like doing nude scenes (which some outlets just assumed was Clarke). Then last year a tabloid report claimed Clarke said she didn’t like doing sex scenes – which Clarke took to Instagram to correct.

>“It’s difficult to be misquoted and it’s nice to have something like Instagram to say the truth,”

i have never seen /got/ get REKT this hard

im literally crying

Dany is taking after her father

Good:
Sweet Robin
Jorah and Daario
Tyrion Negotiating

Bad
EVERYTHING ELSE

4/10

How would he know that?

This is about what I'd rate it too. I actually enjoyed the Brienne/Stannis/Meli exchange though.

>Bolton wants his waifu back or else
>Theon is now his sisters fuckboi
>CIA is figuratively sucking veil cock
>Dwarf was being sensible all episode
>Daenerys redid the ending of season one

THIS.

SAY IT PROUDLY, BROS. WHO THE FUCK SUPPORT /jonxsansa/ HERE?

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

Dothraki rules are if you kill the Khal you get the khallasar.

So she gets to rule them all.

THIS
H
I
S

wow, for a show with really good scenes this webm was shit.

now thats what i call dabid

Sansa is better

>Dead Stannis confirmed

Did you miss this part?

don't be stupid. witches burn.

she didn't.

>JonXTheGirlThatLooksLikeHisMother

it fits

>Missandei being a warmonger in the last episode and mad as shit in this one
>Grey Worm caring about people seeing him as a weapon and caring about being a slave when he literally dont give a fuck in the books
>Seige of Mereen possible but no Bloody Flux which adds to the stresses of Dany being gone
>Dany killing all the Khals with some fire and -all- the Dothraki bowing to her
>Stannis actually being dead
I am so fucking mad GRRM please hurry up with the fucking books

>Germans

That's what I said

Post yfw you realize you are a pathetic weak man

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Should be fine since they're cousins.

You can tell David and Dan were trolling tonight. Next episode is the Stark = Snark reveal and the Mad Queen will be apparent by the end of the season.

Where did i deny he was dead?

Am I the only one who had the terminator music playing in my head when she walked out.

gtfo sandsnake

>yfw Brienne of Fucking Tarth says Renly is the rightful king
>yfw not even Renly thought he was the rightful king
>yfw Brienne of Fucking Tarth uses Ned Stark's steel to kill the man he died for
>yfw Brienne of Fucking Tarth kills the man trying to bring justice to the people that murdered the person she swore service to

"strong independent north" = shitty low population kingdom that will be raided from all sides by wildlings, ironbabbies, and slavers

Germans are multiculti rapefugee enrichers now get with the times. its 2016.

They wouldn't actually dare to do it, right?

They would redeemed in my eyes if they did.

>his mother

>Can someone explain to me how CIA teleports to Sansa & Brienne next episode??

Because it's a TV show. Do you want 3 episodes of just CIA travelling. Weeks might have passed between the scene of CIA in the Vale and the scene of him in the north. Do you remember the earlier seasons when some people was sending a raven one scene and the very next scene people were receiving that raven?

can't believe i have to explain that...

DELETE THIS

JON BELONGS TO ARYA

Reminder Dany never had the no nudity clause, she just didn't want nakedness just for the sake of it

>I was followed into a party by a journalist who asked me a question about female empowerment and then quoted me entirely out of context for an outlet I didn’t agree to speak with. So I feel now, with the beauty of Instagram I should clarify my statements, if for nothing else than for posterity. In drama, if a nude scene forwards a story or is shot in a way that adds insight into characters, I’m perfectly fine with it. Sometimes explicit scenes are required and make sense for the characters/story, as they do in Westeros.
>If it’s gratuitous for gratuitous sake, then I will discuss with a director on how to make it more subtle. In either case, like a good Mother of Dragons, I’m always in control.

Remarkable resemblance.

GAME OF KEKS

FUCKING WHITE MALES NOT ALLOWED

How the fuck did these writers get hired? There's something called internal logic; this season completely shits on their viewers.

Why is Ramsay (and Roose before him) still talking about being Warden of the North? That's a royal title given by whoever sits on the Iron Throne. They've been in rebellion against the Lannisters since Ramsay married Sansa. If anything they should be declaring themselves King.

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>the time of men is over

>its a Dany gets a free army episode

Fuck hell not this again

>How the fuck did these writers get hired

>look at tumblr
>look at what women want
>match that

who here /militantfaith/. impure shits get out

Threadly reminder that the song of ice and fire means Jon Snow peace with the Night King and the return from balance between ice and fire in westeros by killing the Mad Queen Daenerys and destroying the dragons.

That's why Brienne killing Stannis is still one of the most retarded moments of the show, even after today's Dany bullshit.

dumb frogposter

>9

First episode of the season I've really enjoyed and probably as good as it will get until episode nine.

it's been so fucking long, why didn't Renly and Stannis just work together to secure the throne?

They're jewish

>The casuals are eating up this cheesy as fuck dany shit
>D&D Will write more of this next season

This show has drifted so far from what it once was... remember Ned And Robert's talks in season 1? god that shit was great now we have this shit.

It pisses me off to no end. Watch this bitch get to Westeros and they fucking bow and kiss her ass for no reason.

inb4 they work Emilia Clarke being a hambeast into the show and body acceptance or whatever becomes a plot point

He'll probably either integrate the wildlings directly or let them have piece of land to slowly develop into northeners from.

Slavers are small time in the west, and depending on the outcome of the Kingsmoot the Ironborn may be completely irrelevant.

10/10

The whole Red Wedding put them back on the Lannister side, no?

can someone post this shot of her staring down the khal

SMUGLEESI IS BACK IN FINE FORM

The High sparrow and smirkfu scene was the best

Someone wanna add Osha's death?