Shitty things you did as teenagers thread

Shitty things you did as teenagers thread
>Be me age 15
>Printed off these cancer fundraiser sponsorship sheets off the internet
> Went around to house and got shit loads of money off them in the name of cancer
I remember one time I went to this old guys house who started telling me how his son died of cancer, he gave me £20

Genius.

ugh wish id done that. highly considering doing it now

>junior in hs
>town has small festival downtown with lots of food booths ran by different orgs
>forced to volunteer at booth for my dad's group selling smoothies
>get put on cash register
>pocket about $100 total
def not as bad as you though, op

I spray painted a swastika on the side of the school when I was 14. I got kicked out for 9 weeks.

>Be 16 living in the UK
>Getting drunk in a graveyard at about 11pm with some friends
>Old man comes tells us he is sick of empty bottle on his dead wifes grave
>One of my friends throws glass bottle at the wifes grave
>Old man throws bottle at my friend
>We beat the shit out of him badly
>Read about it in the local paper about how old man murdered in graveyard.....

Never spoke about it with my friends again, been 10 years

Feelsbadman.jpg

>Threw shit at people's houses
>It wasn't even real shit, just metaphoric shit like stones and cherry tomatoes

>Be me age 15
>Kinda known as part of the drug
>Autistic kid wants to be friends hangs around listening to conversation.
>One day asks to buy some coke.
>Sold him crushed up ibuprofen
>He believed it
>Sold it to him 2 more times for $20 a "gram"

don't feel bad about this, I think everyone has done it.

Raked the leaves in peoples yards so we could raise money to buy "new books for the school library"

>Be 13 with buddy
>Brother and his friend annoying us
>stick suckers and pepperette up our ass
>watch them eat it
>laugh and continue this for weeks

jacked the homecoming tickets from a certain establishment, hid them in my shoes and made bank. and by bank I mean a mere 100 dollars cause that was unfathomable at the time
also never cared for green text faggots. go derp yourself

Collecting pokemon vcd. Too poor to buy the whole set.
Don't judge me, that dinasour-looking pokemon with flame on its tail was so cute and its first scene made me cry.

fuck user, how are you living with yourself?
also nice dubs

L O L that old man is a hero, and you and your friends are assholes.

Did a huge erected snow penis right in front of the main entrance doors of my town church on a saturday night when I was 17.

I got arrested for it, contested the fine and went to court.

basically UK summed up

Shit man. I think this may have happened in my town. Which area of the UK do you live in?

This was just an excuse for you and your friend to put things in your asses. When did you and your friend start fucking and why are you such faggots?

why the fuck would they arrest you for that, trespassing?

>Be me at 14
>I sold porno magz
>Stole them from local lonely man
>Customers had parental controls on their computers
>Made $5 per mag

wat
that shit can get u in court lmao

What?!? So much drama

Live in Hertfordshire, not going to say where exactly

Doesn't really bother me anymore. It used too for a while but I think I was just scared of getting caught.

why doesnt it bother you ?

I wanked out in the backyard when I had my first stiffy at age 13. I was never caught. Just the thought of getting caught made me harder.

We did the same scam but for disabled kids we made about £250 we bought a lot of weed and cheap alcohol!

Any of your friends kill themselves, or are they guilt free too?

>my buddy and i let other people stick things in our asses and eat them for sexual gratification
>we giggle in glee
>this experimentation lasts weeks

They tried to find motives for the arrest.

>Loitering - 74$
>Snow deposit on a private area - 133$

>Snow deposit on a private area
>Snow deposit on a private
>Snow deposit on
>Snow deposit

Canadian police are morons.

You and your friends seem like pikey degenerates. How did a chav discover Sup Forums?

Pic related for any amirifags who don't know what a chav is. They're basically a cross between wiggers and slavs that squat.

Gay right?

My sister did something very, very similar when she was a drug addict and living out of her car. There's this thing they do around here to benefit the special olympics called the "penguin plunge" where everyone lines up on the beach in the middle of winter and run/jump into the water.

Anyway, she went door to door with her druggie boyfriend asking for donations. The police ended up pulling her over one night and found like 30 personal checks made out to the Penguin Plunge. Couldn't do anything with the checks so she'd just throw them in the back seat Kek

It used too for about three months but it's been like ten years now so I don't really think about it.

Watford?

That's not shitty that's honest work for pay with a white lie mixed in to grease the wheels

Here, just named him after you for that stirring tale.

>kill a nearly defenseless old man for defending his dead wives' grave and honor.
>Doesn't really bother me anymore.

Are you even capable of fully understanding how much of a low life you are?

>be 15 with 4 best friends
>abandoned section of park shut down, old rangers office
>full of old gun licenses with addresses and names
>oh and we vandalized the shit out of the place
>park ranger pulls up
>sheriff comes down
>"we didnt break anythin, it was already like this"
>I think cop believes my friends and i
>goes to juvenile court with just a warning
>currently hang out with friends still

Give us date and town

yea like he's that stupid

>Couldn't do anything with the checks
oh i dunno, maybe give them to the penguin plunge people and negate some of the shittiness you're (she was) causing?

but thats just me

They couldn't prove you trashed the place, and without a prior record, they couldn't prosecute.
They knew though.

Haha we were back in the day. I work in banking now and the rest of the guys involved all have office jobs. Weird how things change.

Nah mate don't wanna say

>sold brown hand soap as hash
>whole fucking block like 20g
>£15 per g
>buy real hash
>get baked
>shit was cash

Holy shit I wouldn't be able to live with myself, I really hope you only went round to rich and upper middle class houses OP

...

What? It's already been in the fucking paper. I just wanted to check his story.

yea i had a perfect record so i wasnt going down without a fight, ended up getting a warning for just trespassing

>be 18
>working at drug store
>realize gift cards activate before transaction completes
>scan a gift card for $50
>reboot register
>month goes by, nothing happens
>activate an applebees gift card for $100
>reboot register after it activates
>use card, month goes by, nothing happens
>start activating all kinds of gift cards every shift for for 200-500$ each
>year goes by
>activate a gift card one day
>it doesnt activate like normal
>ask manager for a void saying the customer didnt have the money

Turns out that the store manager up the street was activating visa and mastercards for 20-50k a pop.

They said hed been doing it for a year but only recently started doing huge amounts. He said he had only done it for two weeks.

>he got charged with my theft

Well got your one free pass, even the warning goes in court records.

Kill yourself you fucking useless chav

>Be maybe 13
>walking home from school with a friend
>see wallet on the ground
>4 hundred dollar bills in it
>2 for me 2 for my friend
>look thru the rest of the wallet and find army discharge papers
>honorably discharged due to combat injury
>we stole 400 dollars from a crippled veteran

Only recently turned 20.....
>be 18 bored in a small TX town
>start wanting to start trolling new Muslim shitagrants
>order a bunch of full sized isis flags using the bit coins have them delivered by private courier
>print hundreds of threatening flyers about need to convert now, obey the caliphate blah blah blah
>start sticking flyers in mailboxes with jesus shut on their cars or lawns
>not a word is said in paper or news
>step up efforts with buddies
>in one night we hung 25 flags from roofs of Muslim businesses and houses
>still no word

We gave up
But fast forward 2 weeks and news breaks that a white supremacy twat stabbed a Syrian to death at his contracting buisness.

Pretty tame really

I'd greentext it but it's not all that greentext worthy...

Basically, I used to be friends with this grill but she became a total cunt and we stopped talking.

Got a random text from her one day that was like "oh hey user does your girlfriend work at _______ ?" "ya" "I think I see her. It looks like she has the downs maybe ?" I asked her if she was serious and she just replied "haha"

So I didn't say anything else. I woke up the next morning, drove to the cemetery where her recently deceased mother was buried, took a picture of the headstone and texted it to her with the caption: "glad to see your mother finally found a diet that works for her" (she was a fatty)

bet its somewhere around there. South Oxhey maybe.

Useless?? Fuck off I get paid more than you bud. That was 10 years ago, people change.

How could you! Not funny! Lol
I still like it.

you realize "chav" in america is literally chad?

you change one fucking letter, with the same end result :/

Op here. Didn't you keep it going? Me and my friend did roughly 300 houses altogether. Made a good 1000 each.

The checks were made out to "Penguin Plunge," you retard. Even if she (she) had wanted to make good with them, there's no Penguin Plunge organization. That's the name of the event.

The event raises money and the money goes to benefit special olympics aspies like you. The checks were worthless.

still feel pretty shitty about it, idk if it's still on my record dunno how that shit works

Proof like a news article or it didn't happen.

You're a fucking murderer, you killed an old man, you're the lowest of the low

thats fucking incredible

ah fak. oh well.

maybe start a bank business account and make the name 'penguin plunge' so you can deposit them? i dunno lol

Nope, yous a shit.

Fuck you

Wtf OP

>Be me
>when I was 17-18 years old
>go around the neighborhood peeping in bedrooms and bathroom Windows after dark.
>wank it regularly
>get caught a few times, that doesn't stop me.
>see all kinds of pussy, young, old...all good

Well to be honest we did but that's only because they usually gave more money. I dont really feel THAT bad about it seeing as it was only the odd 5 or 10 pounds but the guy whose son had cancer did make me feel like a real piece of shit.

Raped my girlfriend and beat up her autistic brother

I did something similar.
>friend with a bunch druggies
>I was too.
>we used to always make fun of this autistic girl that would smoke with us sometimes.
>one day me and my friends want to smoke but no cash.
>I say I bet I could get autistic girl and her friends to buy "acid"
>the acid was really just strips of colored paper in foil I put in my freezer for a few hours.
>made 75 bucks.

I also did it again to her 2 months later.

>be me around 14/15
>me and friends go to model homes they built near our neighborhood
>be walking around houses, actually really nice houses
>one friend goes missing for about 5 minutes
>we find missing fiend and he immediately says we need to leave
>ask him why and he says, and I quote "I just took the fattest shit in the model toilet"
>literally 5 seconds later hear a woman scream "oh my god"
>all book it out of the houses
>run all the way back to my friends house

>be me from age 12
>write bomb threat in school bathroom
>whole school evacuated to highschool
>no cameras
>no suspicion of me
>go to principal and narc on some fag that used to steal my pencils
>kid has no excuses bc he was also in the bathroom
>1 year probation and he recently overdosed on heroin
>feelsgoodman.gif

What sector in banking? I bet you are working in some shitty commercial bank teaching 10 year olds how to open up a bank account. Also, you come across as a degenerate pikey, to be honest I already hate you and I haven't even seen your inbred face.

Are you french, user?

>Pretty tame
>might have indirectly caused the death of a human being

How do you live with yourself?

Drank alcohol
Smoked weed
Fell for someone for their looks instead of who they actually are.
Now I realize how juvenile it is and how it's plagued adults. I'm not old or wise, but I know better.

Was an accident man, anyway, was ages ago now and I moved on. Does feel kinda scary that any day one of my old friends could confess or something.

>be me
>18
>new years party
>go to Kroger for alcohol
>not 21
>Kroger has no chase policy where I lived
>Friend pulls up car near parking lot with tape over license plate
>fill shopping cart with 3 24 packs of beer
>do the same thing again with different car and different friend
>go back a 3rd time, different car, different friend
>takes in two shopping carts, takes out 2 kegs
>great party

Win

nobody gives a shit about how women are as a person. Just fuck them. Their personality doesn't get my dick wet.

same here user, i feel you

Fuck.. your life was boring

In high school there was a senior kid all the girls thought was some tuff trouble hunk. Cause he had problems at home, got awarded independence from his parents at 16.
He had good grades, played sports, had a car, and a lawn care company he ran himself with 12 employees. Word on the side was he could get you any drug you wanted on the side from one of his wet backs.
>he bangs girl I had crush on for 3 years.
>he's in school paper for getting full ride scholarships to nice schools
>I decided I hated him
>turns out he didn't sell drugs
>but I got some coke and E Any way
>picked the lock on his trucks tool box
>put them in a crown royal bag with a scale, and a 30 bucks in 1s.
>used schools anonymous tip line from gas station pay phone

He got arrested at school, had to go to jail, lost his scholarships, and his business turned to shit.


Always felt bad about that

Feels bad, I regret taking advantage like that. Kid just wanted to be cool.

>>picked the lock on his trucks tool box

ye dont believe it

Well it isn't like I killed any one. And I'm not responsible for what some back woods meth nazi does.

Cool idea till the old guy, maybe you should have ACTUALLY donated his money?

>accident
Beating someone to death isn't an accident

Or.... I studied at imperial and work for Citigroup? Lots of people were chavy cunts when they were younger and grew out of it.

I smoked a cigarette

Yeah the fake acid thing is pretty shitty. Better than selling 2ci as acid imo.

If you punch someone and they fall at hit in there head and die is it on accident?

You only need to shove it out of alignment with a flat head screw driver or torque on it with a tire iron ya dip

>also nice dubs

bold

True.

You should donate the amount you received back plus inflation.