>the times when you were a kid late at night, and programming became risque on the channels your parents never thought twice about
>the times when you were a kid and the cable/satellite company gave a trial of their premium channels, including the risque ones, and your parents never knew because they never went that high in the channel numbers
>tfw watcing Sexcetera at 1 volume late at night
>mfw coming across the Playboy channels
Some of their reality shit traumatized me
>used to get bad heat rash in summer
>too itchy to sleep
>head down to cool basement to watch TV
>girls gone wild infomercial, some adult sex ed show and smutty grindhouse movies from 70/80s
WARNING
>ywn be a kid again, free of worries
Don't waste your youth, kids. It only comes once
>watching tv with family
>clock strikes 9:30PM
>gripping the couch arm in cold fear knowing that the next commercial could be GGW
free of worries, only because it's a simple and limited life. adulthood has its own perks, like getting laid
This.
That cringe and hot needles in your face feeling, when a sex scene comes on and mom is in the room.
I haven't watched a movie with my mom since pre-9/11.
>midnight hot
>ftv lingerie
>photographers
GOAT channel
many faps were had
I was born in 1998, and honestly don't miss being a kid one bit.
>sex scene comes on
>don't mind or make fuss about it
>mom frantically trying to change the channel
>dad and I giggling
>be 11
>super hot dirty sluts 13 or whatever comes on HBO at 10pm
>lock bedroom door
>turn tv down to 2 volume
>get super close to tv
>start sweating from both the tv heat and naked ladies
>don't know how to jerk off yet
>start humping random shit
such a simpler time
>the times when you were a kid and dry humped your hot cousin after she fell asleep watching a movie
>adulthood has its own perks, like getting laid
haha yeah... laid... yeah...
>be a kid late a night flipping through channels
>stumble upon a woman in a super market talking about finding the perfect potato
>next thing she's carving a potato into a dick shape
>proceeds to fuck the dick shaped potato
>next thing a different woman puts bottle rockets up her ass and lights them
>don't know how to jerk off yet
how do you learn how to tug your prick? I was doing that shit when I was 5
Not everyone had an uncle to molest them
i think the first pron i ever saw was something on tv titled "real sex", it was about ordinary people trying out new things in bed. i watched a fat, middle aged man with a mustache get pegged.
I'm a grill and most of us don't learn how to properly do it until we're 14 or so
I used to play house with my hot cousin. When we'd pretend sleep, I'd go under the covers and smell her butt. Well, hot might not be the word to use, since we were both like 11 or 12. But obviously good enough for my perverse little brain.
that's cause women are retarded.
You just stopped being a kid. Give it time. >Tfw talking to this chick and realizing she was born in 1999
I felt ill.
Recommend me porn with story and good camera work, anons.
>i've never had sex
so you were basically seeing you future self on tv
POTTERY
I was doubtful you were a grill until you posted that.
>tfw watching Bikini Open and wondering why my pee got hard seeing the boys
;_;
>tfw Latin Lover comes on TLN