>Speculative Final Standings (if loins win or draw today)
1 Hurricanes (NZC winner) 53
2 Lions (AF2 winner) 52 or 53
3 Stormers (AF1 winner) 51
4 Brumbies (AC winner) 43 lel
5 Highlanders 52
6 Chiefs 51
7 Crusaders 50
8 Sharks 43
>Speculative Quarter Finals
1. Hurrs vs Sharts in Welly*
2. Loins vs Poosaders in Joburg*
3. Steamers vs Queefs in Capetown
4. Bumboys vs Clever-name-for-Highlanders in Canberra
*if Loins win today, switch Hurrs and Loins, both will play at home.
Currently Jags 24-22
**IF LOINS LOSE OR DRAW TODAY*
soz
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The franchise have some problems
who /wakenbake/ here lads
Poosaders begging for a Loins win so they only have to go up the road to Welly
>reminder that the Hurricanes just raped the Poosaders 35-10 in Welly
delet and don't ever post a picture of my daughter here again
Brazil, do you have a sevens team in the Olympics?
no try surely
Men's team is in a hard group
Women's team can advance to QFs or even SFs
Nice balls
Jags 34 : lions 22
79 mins
The mad men have done it
there's a pun somewhere in this about trannys
gg Jags you managed to deny lions C team. Great stuff.
That's what your tranny mum said last night?
All I got.
Nee Naa desu
So all NZ semi incoming
Will the hurricanes beat their curse and actually win a super title?
the Crusaders aren't beating the Lions in Joburg m8.
Well, fucking easy QF for the Highlanders, that's fro sure.
Apologise.
>tfw sick all week and didn't go to the stadium today
Jags interview girl looked fit af lads.
Missed the screencap though.
Cheers Super Rugby for giving us literally the worst possible outcome for the quarter finals times.
At least there's /f1/ and V8's on at reasonable times this weekend too.
Highlânderes
Furacões
Leões
Chefes
Friday drinks at the /fox/ for the first quarter-final? Early enough that you can claim you were at "work drinks" rather than meeting up with fellow autists from the internet.
I'll be there
Sweet mate, should we book a table under the name "Edwina?"
SR finishing
Euro Rugby off season
At least national Super 8 started today:
Curitiba 17-3 Farrapos
São José 23-16 Niterói
Desterro 53-7 SPAC
Bandeirante-Sarracens 8-14 Pasteur
GO GHOST DWARVES!
>Nadolo and Moody ruled out
Lions win
Lions would win anyway.
Excited for next season tttt
Not excited for this you'll never date prime Kim Deal feel though
What time are the Warriors on?
Good taste my man
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>two SA quarter finals
>they're both at retarded times
ree
>booking a table at the fox
Just fucking walk in man it won't be that packed, it's only the highlanders
Why does the conference bullshit even exist?
nobody knows
1. travel
2. so the shitty non-NZ teams actually get into the finals
Is there a better love story than Hassler and Ardron?
The final is literally going to be two NZ wild card teams against each other. What a great system!
They should just have chiefs A vs chiefs B for the final.
It's the fairest thing to do
shut the fuck up
>kiwi genetics
>autists
>Super 8
>Super shit
KEK!
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Messam ruled ineligible for playoffs.
TUMBLING DOWN
underrated
rugby is so boring atmo
can't wait for the rugby championship and autumn internationals to start
I watch it for the based kits desu
I hope you support that team
They are undeniably the best in NZ right now #TopOfTheTable :^)
Hourly bump.
Bumping because dead thread for a dead sport
Gf just bought me some jockeys. The crotch area is too small for me though.
Any other big dick bros know this feel?
Yea mate your missus bought me jockeys as well and I had the same problem.
Are you one of the primary school kids she teaches? Nice of her to help you out when you shit yourself.
Kek
Regardless of how we like the Sunwolves - have you seen them play this season?
They will get completely humiliated every week if they play an NZ team
>he admitted that his dick is as big as a primary schooler's
You're a fucking superstar lad.
When did I saw that? Underwear comes in a wide variety of sizes. I now await your mental gymnastics which I will not read.
In any case, you're thinking about my dick. Enjoy.
Is this the designated Hass appreciation thread?
weekly /rug/minder that the Basedby's are going to win Super Ugly and there is literally nothing you can do to stop us
we're a hurricanes community around here m8
Wrong we can try again next year.
Nice try
The Basedby's are having a sabbatical next year
>that Cudmore
>implying he didn't split that slut in half
dear god they must have pumped her stomach after that train
BSA needs your expertise
>kiwi genetics
damn that hair is fabulous
morning bump
That you for your sport of the team with the most heart
they'll blow it in the playoffs again
I've read this 5 times and it still makes no sense.
Nice of the forwards to let the halfback get in on their photo.
In not going to the game on Saturday because I have a going away braai on, but then again the stadium would be half filled with Cape Crusaders because of >muh apartheid so I don't mind.
What is /rug/s plan for the weekend?
Friday night: drinks and Highlanders.
Saturday night: drinks and Hurricanes.
Sunday morning: Poosaders and Chiefs over breakfast.
And pound the missus in there somewhere.
kek of the week:
Cruden caught in a vicious Kenny Edwards.
>Memekenzie comes in ready to throw
what a fucking gronk.
Yeah he's basically, much like his biggest fan, shitspouter, a total fucking party pooper.
They're both funny looking kids.
Both manlets.
Both inbred Waikato calf molesters.
Sharks supporter here
I cant believe we have made it this far RIP
McKenzie is from south of invercargill lad. Although looking at him you'd think that he came directly out of the mud the way orcs are made.
Invercargill and Waikato are the same thing to handsome, affluent and elite Aucklanders like myself.
Prepare your anus.
And literally everywhere in New Zealand is Auckland to Australians so maybe you can go round to his for a barbie on the weekend you living, breathing meme.
I'd be offended, but it's hard to decipher what the fuck you're on about.
>New Zealanders in charge of being able to read
Ahitereiria whakaaro katoa o Aotearoa ki te kia Tāmaki Makaurau, kia taea e koe te haere ki tona wahi mo te rorerore i runga i te wiki . Ko koe he meme .
m800 if there's any team that can lose to the lowly shorks in a home quarterfinal with a run of good form it's the Hurricanes
Don't count yourselves out yet.
t. Long time Hurricanes supporter
They both fall under the glorious banner of "not auckland" aka "the real new zealand" aka "I'll shear my sheep with you mate woohey' country" so you're technically correct.
nah, 2/10
>he hails from a P-ravaged rural New Zealand town
I will never anywhere in NZ besides Auckland tttt, maybe Wellington if I was close to the water and had decent views
If you didn't live at your mum's and had to work and pay rent, you might feel differently.