Desperate stonerfag here. In Palo Alto for work and can't seem to find any bud...

Desperate stonerfag here. In Palo Alto for work and can't seem to find any bud. Apparently you have to prove residency to get a card. Any help is appreciated. Thanks Sup Forumsro's

prove you lived in that states for 5 years

Shameless self-tit-bump

I'm from NC. Here working for a week at Stanford.

Its a trap

No, just desperate AF. Guy I found on webehigh.com was a no show.

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Moar of this girl. And sauce please

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Can share sauce if helped out...

Fucking addict.
an hero now.

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Well the best thing I know to do to prove residency is use bills, like rent payment, water, power or some shit like that, and try and do it that way. If you don't have bills mailed to your house from that long ago, try and talk to whatever company provides the aforementioned services, and see if they have a history of payments.

Not a state resident. I live in NC. I travel for work and haven't been home in 3 weeks which is why I'm desperate.

Jesus Christ, pay a local. Pay for theirs and yours.

Didn't you ever buy alcohol when you were a kid?

Sorry, meant to respond to OP

>can only share sauce if helped out

Fuck you faggot. Sauce is some whore of a pornstar named Aubrey Kate.

Find someone in town to do it for you. Shit man, can't you make friends with strangers?

Op is a stoner faggot
>implying the "bud" he's looking for is beer
Fucking nigger

Incorrect.

Thanks Sup Forumsro

getmeaow dot com

all you need is $100 and a valid ID.

Not when I have 13 hour work days.

Typo, I meant Jane Marie.

No problem familia.

Considering that you only have to be a resident to purchase it, then yes, for all intents and purposes, it is the same as beer. You get a local stoner to buy it for you, or you buy some from them. Hit up some shitty chain restaurant (TGI Fridays, Applebees, etc..) and talk to one of the staff members. I've never met a restaurant worker who couldn't hook me up.

Fuck you nigger

Good call, I was gonna try food service.

He was making a comparisson...

Take the Caltrain to SF. Go to Haight Ashbury. Ask people how you can find Hippie Hill. They'll point the way. Sit there and wait. Someone will approach you.

sorry, getmeadow* dot com. You don't need a proof of residence.

Fuck you OP. I found the sauce. It's Rachel McAllister

Also, there are usually some black dudes hanging out on Market Street at the Montgomery and Powell stations. They sell green and white. Go late, but not too late.

Wouldn't recommend buying on the Haight. Typically just homeless dudes try to rip you off. Never give your money unless you get to see the drugs and look at them. If they won't show it to you, they don't have it, and they're trying to rob you.

I misread that url as ChrisHansen.com/seats

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