OK fags you know the drill...

OK fags you know the drill. Dubs decide what I say trips roll new girl unless there's a request for a girl or a name I'll choose randomly. I'll switch girls if response goes dead. I have over 300 matches and I'm bored with all of them.

Oh and if you somehow get nudes they'll obviously be posted

Are you a Charizard cause that ass is fire

I'm required by law to tell you I'm a registered sex offender

2 dudes same time?

Balls so close

On a related note, what the fuck is with women using pics with their kids in them?

i am meta beta fag

Gotta appeal to the pedo guys. When you're desperate you're desperate

Wanna rp

Harambe deserved it

I see you also enjoy dick in your ass

Guessing that because "You're fine as hell." and "Damn girl." isn't reeling in the pussy like you had hoped you're turning to Sup Forums to write your pickup lines hoping the sheer absurdity of what we will give you might strike up a conversation?

Wanna threesome with my mom?

I got a get, I pick Kriztine.

It works fine but way to waste dubs beta fag

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"Hello to you, m'lady, how can this gentleman be of service?"

i think hes black

if you guess my dirty underwear's color, you let me fiddle with the pickle

whats it gonna take to see that sexy body naked?

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I have three nipples, try to guess where the third one is

I wanna do this too but have no one to talk to. Someone kik me a username to text, I'll do screenshots and have people roll for single numbers to make it go faster.

My kik is calebisadoof2016, send me a username on there to use, don't post it on here because someone's bound to whiteknight

Fuck dubs. Say "damn, I'd love to see that." Then mention whatever the fuck you're doing

Can I borrow some money?

Ever let your dog swim your puss juice?

"Can we have a threesome with doggo"?

Bet i eat your pussy better than your dog does

Send me a picture of you tits