you are a NEET with 78 dollars and your fathers old FN. you've got 3 bottles of liqour ("CHEAP") and 19 9mm rounds.
you live in a shitty little town just outside of atlanta, there is a gun shop down the street from your apartment, a barbership beside it and a lake 2 hours away from you.
what do?
dubs decides*
OP your asking for you too shoot yourself, but still go to a library and bring all that crap
Smoke cig and light house on fire
chug that cheap shit up your butt, then bring everything to the library with you
Chug all the liqour, then shoot yourself.
Rob gun store
Rolling
this
Drink the cheap liquor, smashed the bottle, and wobble to the barbershop
Roll for dis
Dubs for take one shot, think good things, and if you feel up to it take another than chill out.
Fist anus
Do you live in Niggerdale lol
liqour in buthole
This
Roll
Go to church and ask God why your black
Win
First win
stick bottle up asshole, shatter it. Then go to barbership and set sail.
You are standing there and for some reason you get the urge to start ramming your fish into your ass. You successfully shoved it up there, but you poured out one of your bottles of CHEAP by accident.
Rob gun store
Remove fish from ass, add to inventory
roll
Roll
rolllllll
Roll
go to an elementary school with all of that stuff and poop on an elementary school lawn.
Rolling
winrar
winrar
Go drown yourself in lake lanier
Infront of the children
>barbership
Take the barbership to the lake and get some pussy you faggot.
Probably the last place you'd want to attempt to rob
Faggots dont like pussy. You mongaloid.
Winner for rob gun store.
You clamber over the fence in the evening, disregarding the children playing nearby, you take a massive shit on the elementary school that you had attended as a kid.
You wonder how you fell so hard, but it doesn't matter. Good shit.
Rob gun store
Eat the shit
Roll
Pop your Dick out and shove it on a girl's face
the cops pull up as you are shitting and pull out their guns, telling you to put your hands up. what do?
Reroll
try to sell your alcohol and cigs to the kidies at the school
Molest several children with the muzzle of the gun.
Beat the children with dick
find a child, shoot them in the face, and leave
Hmm ok
Winrar
use the force of masturbation to fap over to the white house and cum on obama
She needs to be 12
reroll
make a pact with the devil to gain a 1 mile long dong
Your almost trips could have over ridden these dubs but alas
You ran over to the group of children and began shoving the gun into-
The school mod walks over and begins screaming at you, you notice it is the lady who taught you in grade 3-7. She is an old lady now. What do?
Draw faster OP I came here to see a stickman molest children with his gun
cum on your grandad
Brutal anal with teacher
smash empty bottle over lil kids head, stab mod w bottle
Shoot her in the vagina
My bad. Also cap the old lady in the knee and kidnap the most Asian child within sight
Roll
shoot teacher in the head than fuck her dead corpse
Roll dammit. If this don't dubs I'm going to bed
Oh ok
Go to motherless and find some 10/10 nekid grills and fap for 12 hours then go to sleep. It is the only option with any merit.
put the gun inside of your urethra and shoot it while masturbating, cumming at the same time you shoot the gun
Shoot yourself in the head
You yank the gun out of the childs- and turn it on the old lady, you release the bullet and it flies into her face. Her face jerks back and you go in for the kill-er.
(let me draw it really fast.)
i told you to fuck her dead corpse you fuck
(that's what I was drawing.)
You begin furiously slamming dick into her as the children flee back into the school you once attended. Once you cum, you stand there. Victorious.'
The gunshop is still open, and is nearby.
Wear the corpse as a disguise and charge into the gun store
Rob gun store
You run into the schools cafeteria and pull a Columbine
Wait till shop closes, burgle it. Take many guns and bullets
am i a nigger?
Chug the cheap shit until you're totally trashed then rob the gun store get a haircut so you're less identifiable and ditch the clothes in the lake and find new ones
winrar
run to the barber, get a clean shave. Steal clothes and disguise as good as the hitman.
Yea boi
>old fn
>pic is five seven
>" 9mm "
It doesn't fire 9mm, it fires 5.7x28
It's a trick question, you cant use the gun.
Thats why we raped children with it
>carjack a Honda Accord or other easily hot wired vehicle, then find a similar make and model, swap plates with it and steal the new one
>drive to Vegas, jacking gas the entire time
>put it all on 00
>win huge money
>invest in shitty Vegas foreclosure market and flip houses
>move out of that market, go to California
>flip as many as possible
>finally sell enough houses to be a multimillionaire
>move back to Atlanta and build shitty fucking houses in shitty fucking neighborhoods
>sell to Mike Holmes for stupid home renovation competition
>hire a professional hit man to kill Trump
Kill trump
did OP fuck off