ITT we are are sophisticated proper speaking gentlemen and femanon until trips are rolled, then we chimp out

ITT we are are sophisticated proper speaking gentlemen and femanon until trips are rolled, then we chimp out.

what a splendid idea for a thread, good sir.

pip pip cheereo lads

I just finished watching the last episode of Breaking Bad, have you seen it? What a show!

Would anyone care for a mint?

Checked for dub dubs good sir

A fine choice for entertainment my dear Sir!

Ah! Brilliant! I just got done watching a splendid game of cricket good sir!

Why thank you good sir. Tis a fine thread we are having this even. Your contribution is much appreciated.

Splendid thread, indeed

Roll

Cricket is a fine choice old sport! I myself find it rather elementary for my tastes. But to each their own my good sir

Indeed, old chap, just finished a fag out in the courtyard and don't want to tip off the missus.

Nay, I much prefer my butterscotch chews.

Pip pip I say! I'd love to have a good old rollerino!

A fine eve, gentlemen, I intend to make a purchase tomorrow.

Would any of you kindly recommend a good scotch?

Peas and carrots, my good man!

Beans on toast, and all that.

Absolutely splendid, yes.

Good evening to you good sirs and madams.

I shant be here long, I'm afraid. If I dwaddle, I may forego some ribaldry with a lady of the night.

I shall see you all henceforth on the marrow!

Gentlemen, today is a great day, is it not?

I'm afraid it's time to end this.

Yes good sir. We have ramped up our lashings and production is up twenty percent. The miss'es could not be more satisfied.

I say, chaps, the Stars and Stripes needs a fine Union Jack in one of its corners.

Ah so it is. Care to join me for a stroll in the park my good fellow?

Gasp!
Sir, mind your tone! Else one might gather that you're one of those ruffian negros I have heard tell about!

do not fear good sir.

Have any of you fine gentleman heard of the fiend they call "Trips"?
What a scoundrel, that one.

Tis quite the fine eve, is it not chaps?

I do say dear fellow, you seem to have rolled twice a set of doubs. Jolly good play chap, but not what we're after. Try again.

What a fine set of repeating numbers, my good sir.

Would any of you fine young lads be willing to escort a lady, such as myself?

Right o. I hope I'm not too late for the party.

May I ask, what may be what you call "triples"

Most indubitably impeccable

Of course miss! perchance i can gain use of a carriage

Let the bodies hit the floor...

Normally, I would love to, but what would the missus think? Ho-ho! There would be scandalous talk all about town, I assure you!

MMMMMHMMMM

YAAAAA BROTHA MHM *SMACKS LIPS*

SOOOOOOO LIKEEEEE HAHAHA U WAS SAYINNNN

WE WUZ SLAVES AND SHIETTTTTTTTTT

*SMACKS LIPS*

There is no denying that Britain will succeed after the so called 'Brexit', my dear friends.

They say that the rabble-rouser can appear at any moment, at any time... Isn't that astonishing?

Indeed milady, Though i must request that now that you have been announced that you do come forthwith with your mammary pillows , as is customary in these parts.

My friend are the dark complexion, are you unwell? What if vexing you and causing such babble? I truly hope it is not a case of the humors!

I say good sir! What is this tremendously uncivilized language?!

I say, such scandalous talk shall not be permitted in these premises

What a dreadful noise that piece is.

Oh how scandalous! Take me on a chaperoned stroll through the park, and I might reveal my ankles!

Twas a most fortunate miss for us good sirs. please handle yourselves with great numerical care.

Now-now my friends, do be polite.
Our friend here has been a victim of the one they call "Trips".

pray tell, are you one of those negros i have heard so much about? dost thou need assistance?

Greetings lads! A fine day for a spot of polo, is it not?

Ahhh, yes yes. I have heard quite the tale of such man

SO LIKE

HAHAHAAHA YO BRUH

U OKAY BRUH???

I WAS JUST WONDER*SMACKS LIPS*IN

WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMEN AT?

Oh dear! I hope such a plague is not contagious! Why, we could all have been subjected to the contamination!

My lord! Where is the Marshal when you need him.

Good evening gentlemen, has anyone seen the pin I dropped from my wrist watch? I'm quite afraid my watch will cease to tell time if I can't find it.

What a cheeky nando you are indeed!

My word, we were certainly fortunate with that turn of events!

why my good sir they are in attendance of the great ball this evening

Dear sir, why I never!

As you are- Mr. Cummingtons

Mind yourself there, dear boy, had your post number been one lower, well I'd dare say the room would be awash with chimps within minutes.

Why yes it is my fine fellow! My I suggest a few cuban cigars and brandy after we away on our daily affair?

Waiter, may i ask why one of your negro man servants is loose in the main lounging area?

Another victim of that fiend "Trips", I presume?

Why- you almost hit the mark there, you old chap! Good lord!

Why, we might've been in quite the spot of trouble I do say!

Of course! Why there is always time for a glass of fine brandy.

I shall have Jeeves prepare the Rolls and spirit me away post haste!

What a near miss! Mind yourself my good man.

a dastardly being that "trips," i hear there have been attacks upon the populace at a quickening rate

Greetings. How are you all today?

Oh indeed, indeed. For I have heard some of the far folk speak in such things. They say that Stoke-On-Tent was once a lovely place, but one fine day a negro arrived. He was quite the curiosity they say, but with days the town was awash in fire and their daughters soiled!

A dreadful scene, they say it was. I dare hope that such a fate would never befall us!

ARE YOU TRYIN TO OPPRESS MAH PEOPLE BY A NUMBAH?

*SMACKS LIPS*

YALL WHITE SLAVE MASTERS STILL OWE ME A WELFAHYA CHECK

WE NEED MONEY FROM YOUS GOOD FOLKS FOR DA PROGRAMS

Such an atroscity to have such an unsightful creature in reach at this hour.

WINRAR

I concur. Jack the Tripper is most unwelcome at our gentleman's club.

my dear negro, do tell what is this welfahya you speak of?

I fear you may be mistaken, kind sir. Or, mayhaps, merely in jest?

My boy, what win is there? You nearly doomed us all as well.

Quite fine, yourself? It's a mighty fine day for a stroll is it not?

What a quaint set of numbers you have good fellow

>Jack the tripper
Good lord sir, I truly and wholly kek'd

My my, a close one there as well!

A thousand curses upon that fool Lincoln for unleashing these negroes on our fair land.

Well put

My word. Fairly close I do say!

I believe that is a word from the poor lad's uncivilized tribal tongue. I have heard tales that it may be some form on compensation - but the twist is that it is for work unperformed! What a queer concept!

that talk is not becoming of a gentleman my good sir, and couldst thou locate your monocle?

That fool Lincoln never nearly tripped as you have my friend! Mayhaps take a look in the mirror!

Oh my, is the temperature increasing or am i suffering from the uneasy fits? The chances of Jack the Tripper visiting our quaint abode is increasing ever so slightly with every post.

Ahh, these near misses do so make me excited!

Jonny! Keep yourself. We are propper

Nigger go back to Africa! Fine and dandy

Hey lads. Happy to be a lady on Sup Forums :)

JUST REMEMBA

HAHAHAHAHA

WHITE MAN ALWAYS TRYIN TA HOLD YA BROTHAAAAASSSS DOWNNNN

*SMACKS LIPS, RAPES WHITE WOMAN*

HE DINDU NUFFIN, DEY WAS ALL GOOD BOYS

RACIST WHITE COPS JUST BITTER

I do apologize sir, this happens every now and again. The spry melanoids have thoughts to escape if you can believe!
I ensure you he shall receive proper incarceration dear Sir.

My word!

my dear negro, that was not a white woman, but a telegraph pole that you have molested! please do gather your act or im afraid the host must eject you from this place of residence

By all that is good, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Oh dear! What gibberish this ape is spouting.

Please, please, settle down lads! With these misses I can nearly feel the "trips" fellows presence draw closer and closer!