/afl/ Sunday

1:10 PM EST. Carlton Blues vs West Coast Eagles at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.

3:20 PM EST. St Kilda Saints vs Melbourne Demons at Etihad Stadium.

4:40 PM EST. Brisbane Lions vs Greater Western Sydney Giants at the Brisbane Cricket Ground.

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who /dabloos/ here?

Any truth to the rumour Dangerfield is on his second strike? Apparently big effort to keep it out of the media.

3rd for THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
THAT. WAS. OUT OF BOUNDS.

My money's on St. Kilda

I've held back, but the last few weeks you've really shown your colours. I'm nominating this namecunt for the team.

Second strike from who, the cats?

Nomming you for providing a backstory to your nominations

who /top1/ here?

>not nomming the dead "peepeepoopoo" community guy
idiots.

im nomming that guy anyway

Carlton will win

Good post, that namefag is a wanker

t. 60 year old pensioner at the club wasting himself on the pokies

>the second biggest strongest American (Vice President Joe Biden) has to watch a game at a third capacity with fucking Carlton playing
Embarrassing

'second strike' would mean drug tests.

Cheers for the orange socks, Carlton. I am now more aware of domestic violence.

>Joe Biden
PLEASE

now that i've worked out why carlton are wearing ther orange socks...

why is there a team wearing a blue jumper playing another team wearing a blue jumper in the afl in 2016?

I'd like to thank the Carlton Football Club for alerting me to the fact that domestic violence is indeed a bad thing. I would've never realised it if it weren't for them.

I swear, if Carlton lose by more than 1-39 my missus is going to get a special Sunday beating.

LOL WTF WAS THAT CARLTON

You serve it you gambling degenerate

Mark the fucking thing you useless fucking faggots

Scoring this round:

Lance Franklin - 0.2
Jack Silvagni - 1.1*

Is Jack - dare I say it - better than Buddy?

Yes.

>Jack Silvagni - 1.1*
why did real silvagni have to have a midget son

He's 191cm. He's a lanklet

Well lads? Will this current match be high scoring?

no fucking way, i don't believe

doesn't look it at all

>you now remember carlton fans creaming over bolton

KEK

enjoy your low scoring shitstain of a gameplan and 12 - 18 ladder finishes for the next few years until he's fired

KEK

He's going to lead us to the promised land m8, we'd on 2 wins for the year if it wasn't for him

i hope you're joking

>ywn be a tradie and get the juicy goss on-site

If the Dees lose at Etihad again today I swear to FUCK

your delusion is a joke

>muh clarkson assistant means automatic success

i think you delusion is the joke m8, no one thinks any shit team can have automatic success no matter the staff

this isn't soccer where you can buy an entire new team, shit takes time, and he has already outdone expectations

Based Weitering

Have a feeling >we will cough it up today lads...

>waiting for success

typical cucktorian mindset

I'm not a fan of the new Trivago ad tbph lads

Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.

I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. We have 4 nominees up for promotion this week. Two are currently tied on votes so it's up to you, /afl/, to break the deadlock or surge another contender into the lead with your noms. With STK vs MELB moments from starting and BL vs GWS being the last game of the round I will post the contenders now. All votes will be added to the tally and the resulting winner will be promoted towards the end of the latter game. Below you will find the contenders so far for this round, the 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity.

This weeks contenders so far:
>Mod who hates Australia
>"Anti-Smartphone Squad"
>"Poomunity" Guy
>The Wolf Of SportsBet

The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
>Bikecunt

The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy

Fuck off

Poomunity guy

Le autism meme so funny

Mod

We're all autists here no need to take offense to it

Thie old fucker literally can't differentiate between Darling and Kennedy

JUST KEEP PLAYING THE FOOTY MATE JUST KEEP PLAYING THE FOOTY

No >you won't, I believe in >you

who /2018premiers/

dablues

Any streams for the Saints game?

...

literally google saints v melb free stream and you'll get one

Fucking pathetic effort. 7 points to *that* shitstain of a club.

Channel 7 m8

Wolf

How was that not holding the ball?

he kicked it

REEEEEEE FUCK OFF SAINTS STOP PLAYING BETTER VS MELBOURNE THAN YOU DO EVERY OTHER WEEK

>Implying I didn't bet on Saints to win
Purge the shitters once again Saints!

fucking hell Melbourne's going to shit the bed again

I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them.

We need Baz back in here so he gets to pretentiously be on the team 2 years in a row.

You'd think this feral Trivago sheila could at least have a shower and get dressed before coming on TV for fucks sakes

Baz trip was cool but he got savaged for jumping teams to Port when Freo played them. Maybe he'll turn up for finals who knows. >Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
has made the team 2 years running. He's half the reason the team exists.

I vote for myself as I have proven my worth time after time

Yeah I didn't think Baz was the kind of guy to leave his Dockers so early in the season, you could tell in his broadcasts that he was always sad when talking about them. I guess Nat Fyfe getting injured too hasn't made it any easier on him either.

I missed the mod who hates australia, what was that about?

I tell you what, memebry is actually pretty good

Last night a mod kept deleting /afl/ threads. There were about 3 or 4 that were gotten rid of before 1 managed to stay up.

Not talking about her are you?

Comeback is on.

There are 2 rules from last year;
1. RC can't be nominated nor nominate
2. Self nomination triggers the tall poopy clause and thus disqualification.

>Anti-smartphone squad

Please explain.

Ask a Melbourne supporter anything

COMEBACK
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Instead of talking about footy, some posters talked about how much they hated smartphone culture instead.

How's the powder conditions like on Mt Buller?

FUCK
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guy said he doesn't like smart phones and the culture around smart phones (everyone attached to their screens). Debate and argument followed, not really autism.

Archive link? One of them was probably bikecunt.

Do we have an autist of the year award? Bikecunt would be hard to top for that

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69567392/#69567392

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69567392/#69568101

Wasn't really that autistic just discussion, but a pretty niche subject that was brought up, one of them had bike cunt vibes for real. Also I looked up that stat the James Bond talked about and he was right lol

I rekon > Hawks elite kicking is meme guy
Is more worthy honestly. Some cunt rides a bike, drinks soylent, pays whores then posts about it out here, yeah that's special but a guy thinking a fundamental skill (kicking) of the game we are actually here to talk about is a meme? Now that's autism.

do melbourne not understand etihad?

Anyone else tip 9 this week?

stupidly tipped >norf disregarding the fact they were coming off a 6 day break from perth compared to port who had 9 days rest

Life is good.

not sure, my dad did my tips this week

Nomming wolf of sportsbet.
Literal autism.

In his 2013 book 'Capital in the 21st Century', Thomas Piketty argues that as the rate of return on investments is greater than the overall growth of the economy there will always be rising income inequality in the current economic system.

The average person who will read this book will generally agree with the authors claim that progressive taxes need to be introduced to reduce this income inequality. However I am not the average person, you see I am like a lone wolf, and I realised that the book proves that investments are the path to success, whilst the weak minded saw proof that the system was rigged against them I saw that it is rigged in my favour. This is where sports betting comes in. I know I could make money from stocks and bonds like anyone else but that is far too slow for me, so I gamble. Its like printing money with no risk, and there is no risk because I'm always right.

Fucking autist

Based wolf. Might sign up to sportsbet and just follow your lead.

Some A grade commentary going on right now

>ST KILDA BY 36 POINTS

L
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I SHOULDA CASHED OUT M8 UNLESS Ds DO A MIRACLE 30 SECS

FUCK

You just lost 5 dollarydoos