Stoner thread

Stoner thread
What are you guys smoking out of? And does your piece have a name? Need a name for my new piece here

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Trogdor the Burninator

25 inch sheldon black
shes my baby

if i get trips call it tyrones hairy wife-stealer. checkem boys

fucking dubs ofc. get.

Papers, zig-zag 1 1/2. I like to roll spliffs

Ya'll I need help, I'm high and bored what do I do

For those that don't want to smoke it for whatever reason... Goldmist and Bhang make THC, CBD & Combo Sublingual (under the tongue) sprays that kick ass. No taste, no smell, looks and tastes like a breath freshener spray.

Name your bong The Incredible Cock or hulk idc

My bong is also nameless. We're on mdma right now and will later hit the bong

My bong, can't decide on a name yet, works like a charm, maintenance is a bitch tho

haven't named my pipe. I'm THINKING maybe Wesley Pipes. Maybe.

would love to hit that

nice name i r8 8/8

post pic of pipe

Blue Cloud.
Because thats where Blue Dreams are held :)

Real original bro

name it cock since your always putting your mouth on it

actually, i put food coloring in the water for the St-Jean-Baptiste, Quebec's national day, but i like the name

Dropping a FAT duke right now.

bowl of Gorilla Fuel in a little bit

what does weed feel like?

try it and find out fag

bags of sand

Saint green

Calm

Nothing because I haven't made a connect in my new city (and I'm poor)

My little glass bowl. Nameless, because naming a piece of glass is retarded

Blunts exclusively

>>Gaia

...

I bet your fun at parties

you're* sorry a bit tipsy

Buttplug is a good universal name for a piece

Got some shrooms for free. Is this enough to get me high? Should I smoke weed with it?

Also Canada money for reference

Those aren't real shroom if they work they've added lsd to them

idk eat them and find out.

I don't have a lot of experience in the matter but those don't look like any shrooms I've taken.

Also in my opinion weed is kinda mandatory for a shroom trip.

Can you say with 100% certainty? They're still fresh because he harvested them today

>>lsd

you wish. If they were gonna sell bunk shrooms laced with another hallucinogen, you better bet it'll be some RC.

>>mostly stems

Fuck yeah man, you're gonna need weed.

bought a quarter of middlefork, tested 30.6% according to the state of WA

leafly.com/hybrid/middlefork

This is what they look like, grew them myself

Chillum

12 hours later

what about Billy Bong Thornton?

Reminder that marijuana causes serious brain damage.

Man I wish I could hive a shit about strain, maybe when I move out west.

In the Lone Star State you rarely get a name, and when you do it's mostly bs.

Golden Caps?

-> Cumulus
Currently smoking the last of my keef and some old j roaches cause life is sad and I need to pick up

god that looks fucking sick! how much was it?

Well, as long as they aren't poisonous, I might as well try these out

Golden teachers

Reminder that sitting at a computer is extremely health negative.

This, made another thread so you'd see it after 404.

[citation needed]

Nah there harmless looks like some sort of lbm

Educate us shroom wizard

Tell us about your shrooms

jesus that things crazy!

>No taste
>Tastes like a freshener spray

Well you can get a spore syringe on like for about 20 bucks, Google the rest it's easy as long as your patent

god I'd love to grow my own, how much space do you need approx?

OP
Calling all stoners, we should share our pot related stories! GO!!

The first time I got high was with a my 63 year old hippie neighbour when I was 12

>be me
>smoke pot
>get high
>eat snacks
that pretty much sums up my weed smoking experiences

I bought a 5$ bin from Walmart

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Who wants OP to green text my hilarious headshop experience?

>at friends house
>go outside to blaze
>bring a bottle of sourpuss
>only friends 3rd or 4th time smoking
>he inhales too much and gets really paranoid
>says I have to drink the rest of sourpuss
>I'm very high and drunk (I don't usually drink)
>hide bongs outside but decide to hide weed in house
>parents clean the house for the first time ever and find weed
>mfw I'm never allowed back

Who the fuck names their pieces?

Fucked up shit. I really sympathize for you, friend.

>>be me
yr old college freshman
>>drank a lot and benadryl tripped at 16 (I know, I'm retarded)
>>decide to try weed
>>let stoner friend lead the way (I had no concept of how much I should smoke)
>>hop in the car
>>smoke a joint
>>eat a cookie
>>smoke a joint
>>eat a cookie
>>smoke a joint
>>too high
>>like way too fucking high
>>talk about how I'm going to move to china and spread world peace through kung fu
>>get back to dorm
high and getting worse
>>get motion sickness from sitting down
>>close eyes
>>start hearing a 3-voiced dragon speak to me about the universe
>>imagine I'm riding on the dragons back through the milky way
>>puke all over the floor
>>call sisters ex to help clean me up (we were close)
>>finally get to bed

idk if it was laced or I actually just tripped off of weed but it's still my most extreme drug experience, and I've dropped some hella LSD

>>It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

sums up why I still smoke/drink/sit

thanks man! they're like super power christian and threatened to tell my like whole family about it (nobody knows I smoke) but luckily my friend talked them out of it

Anyone?

You never have to ask to post a story user

First time I smoked must've been .1 grams and I was stupid high.
Remember that it was your first time with the drug and you smoked a shit ton.
I also get the spins if I smoke like j's.

go ahead

nice trips and i was seeing if anyone was interested

A silly suggestive looking water pipe my husband's uncle gave me.

Right?

Casper

I think it was the edibles that did me in

I don't know of anyone who doesn't

ohhhh they were weed cookies.

Yeah man that's what fucking did it lol

Slow and steady for any first time trying a drug

OP Headshop story
>be me
>be 14
>be pot noob who only smoked out of makeshift bongs
>hangout at friends house
>sneak out at 1am
>smoke out of makeshift bong
>plan to buy real bongs the next day
Do stupid shit while high at night, time lapse
>next morning
>go to town
>go to pot shop, dont have large inventory, leave
>go to another local headshop
>walk in
>browse, being chill while owner is busy with other clients
>go to counter
>ask to examine bong
>owner is old and super friendly
>he admits to being hippy and 50 year stoner
>jokes the whole time we're there
>asks us age after purchasing products
>say we be 15
>owner says too bad...i could have given you this
>pulls out joint
(pot isnt legal in my area even for adults and especially not minors)
>owner says oh well and slips it in our bag
>we go to a place to smoke from our new bongs
>get crazy high
>headshop owner is now our hero

Nice color, very pretty

Dude. That's awesome

we need good/funny green text stoner stories

you have no idea, i cant wait to go back! he even let us call water pipes bongs and he was just amazing dude, i have a man crush, no joke kek

haha I learned after that.


Also learned to not trust that friend haha

So many felonies, just so many

i know, it was so cool man

Maybe call it alien frost

OPs only problem is that his dealer moved away and he has not many stoner friends and gets his weed from stealing from his sisters stash in the basement...

How long ago was this?

I'm actually pretty new to it.

I take it in addition to my antidepressants; it helps immensely.

like tuesday kek

>>be me
>>eighteen
>>depressed
>>underweight
>>insomniac
>>start smoking weed

a few years later

>>mentally stable
>>healthy weight
>>sleep great

I can say with 100% confidence that weed has saved my life.

250$ CAD

Never say "nope" to dope!

im back Sup Forumsros, had to slide thru to the plug and scoop some more sap