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b,
how do you turn a woman on ?

I don't

Wave fat stacks of cash under her nose.

Shove your dick in her face.

kissing them on the neck

kissing them while they're talking

idk fucking hugging them?

the problem isn't turning them on, the problem is getting close enough to one that they'll let you do that shit

Express your feelings for her in a rap.

>roofies
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You got to find the clitorus.

Send her a dick pic

By being powerful. Whether that be through superior financial resources, physical strength, immaculate image, exceptional intelligence- that's up to you. But despite what women may claim, their pussies are looking for a powerful male to mate with. Your only hope without any of those things is hookers or pity sex.

i usually find the start button

I can turn my gf on simply by scratching her head like a cat. I might help that we're into petplay.

Hit her with 40,000 volts.

Kiss her neck, play with her nipples. Don't play with her pussy until it's really wet. You can tease her... as if you were going to touch it, but don't.

Insert money into their vagina

Show her ur big ol' peener

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all girls are different
but is pretty accurate
my additions would be
>lower ass massaging
(grab+squeeze the under side of her ass)
>stomach/under-tit/inner thigh caressing+kissing
>gentle spanking
when shes wet you can start working her vaj

Tell em you'll pour Drano down their cunt.

>how do you turn a woman on ?
By introducing her to ! Believe it or not, a large percentage of women gain at least one /d/ fetish upon introduction. In my experience, the most popular has been SW (Pic related), and BE. Maybe futanarization, too.

This yar

>read some Sup Forums posts
>read her main kampf

Pumpkin spice anything

This goddamn beautiful bastard knows what's up