ITT GOAT childhood movies that only you remember.
Major Payne
Childhood movies
James Johnson
Henry Rogers
The scene where he shot the monster in the closet and the train story always slayed my sides back on the day
Zachary Young
The rape scene was a bit much
Blake Jones
I had a crush on the girl that becomes his gf at the end.
Mason Phillips
>Major Payne just terminated the man in the closet with extreme prejudice
Ethan Howard
Ethan Roberts
Wrong clip
Isaac Powell
You plottin on me?
Justin Cook
What are you lookin at, ass eyes?
Nathan Sanchez
>Want me to show you a trick to take your mind off that arm?
Josiah Wood
it was tastefully done you pleb
Ryan Lee
KILLING IS MY BUSINESS AND
BIZ
NIZ
IZ
GUUUUD
Jacob Richardson
Are there children movies like this today?
Landon Bailey
>'You'll get no sympathy from me, you want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis, that's where you'll find my sympathy'
youtube.com
Too many quotable lines from Major Payne
Asher Flores
>That scene with the drunk abusive dad yelling and hitting his son
I'm surprised they did so much dark shit in a light hearted comedy.
The dancing scenes were GOAT.
Adam Diaz
m.youtube.com
This will never stop being funny
Matthew Bell
I've been known to cut a little rug in my day
Lincoln Allen
I wish I could do the robot
Connor Cook
>those lyrics
>that ass
This movie deserves to be in a museum along the Ernest series
Grayson Thompson
KILLING IS MAH BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOOOOOD
Jack King
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Aiden Ortiz
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Nicholas Nguyen
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Carter Bennett
...
Henry Baker
Is that like an origins story to Army Dog?
Lucas Walker
Yes
Benjamin Peterson
The drunk dad character was played by Michael Ironside wasn't it?
Josiah Phillips
Damon Wayans is based
Why are the other Wayans so much shit garbage?
Dylan Gonzalez
Marlon and Keenan are also.
Case in point, scary movie 1 and 2.
And Don't be a menace to South Central while drinkin your juice in the hood.
Other than them, it's a sharp decline.
Mason Young
*cough*
low down dirty shame
mo money
sensless
*cough*
Julian Miller
I meant a decline in relation to the other Wayans'.
Justin Campbell
>I had a crush on the girl that becomes his gf at the end
She also was Hillary in Fresh prince of Belair
James Thomas
there was another movie very similiar to this but the major guy was white, anyone recall?
Connor Harris
Ain't that the Sherminator tho familia?
Nicholas Hughes
You're thinking of kindergarten cop.
James Taylor
>Ain't that the Sherminator tho familia?
Yes it is
Angel Lewis
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Justin Richardson
>Marlon and Keenan are also.
>Case in point, scary movie 1 and 2.
Luis Bell
i just wanted an excuse to mention a low down dirty shame
Camden Lopez
>this movie had deleted scene that implied sex
Eli Davis
Drillbit Taylor with Owen Wilson
Jack Clark
Anything with Owen Wilson in is just comfy as fuck if you ask me familia.
Evan Roberts
I lost my virginity screwing my highschool girlfri3nd to this movie while her dad mowed the lawn.
Ayden Powell
I lost my virginity to pursuit of happyness
Owen Williams
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Adrian Anderson
lost mine to 16 candles
Camden Evans
Jesus, in a row?
Nicholas Baker
No idea what I lost mine to ...was too busy losing my fucking virginity.
Angel Wood
>if he's still in there, he ain't happy
Jackson Harris
might be thinking of the hit television series "Major Dad".
Jacob Murphy
i lost mine to sister/sister
:/
Chase Cook
Lunch is cancelled
Dylan Bennett
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Jaxon Roberts
Early 90's were the best, fuck that modern 3D shit
Asher Roberts
>implying Bud Spencer & Terence Hill movies are not the shit regardless of age
Josiah Moore
Only if you are german. Nobody else gives a fuck.
John Foster
>I lost my virginity screwing my highschool girlfri3nd
Connor Campbell
I am
Jason Torres
He was. I only realized it after a recent rewatch.
Anthony Williams
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Anthony Peterson
Great film
Bentley Bennett
comfy as fuck
Ryder Davis
> One, don't you look dumb. Two, look at you. Three, don't you ever go plottin' on me behind my back or I'll stomp you into the ground
Justin Perry
keep forgetting macaulay did other movies
Ryan Powell
It better have been during the Little Engine That Could scene
Kayden Cook
YOU SAY MINIONS I SAY GREMLINS
YOU SAY ANGRY BIRDS I SAY CONDORMAN
YOU SAY CIVIL WAR I SAY THE ROCKETEER
REPOST THIS IN EVERY CGI REBOOT TRAILER IF YOU AGREEEEEEE
Logan Howard
time and cancer didn't treat him nicely
Christian Morales
That's Damn and Keenan.
Noah Long
how did you all lose it to these movies?
i've seen all of these plus more and I still haven't lost it?
Joseph Collins
>the first scene where he breaks the soldier's finger
>when he's upside down cleaning his gun blindfolded
personal favourites senpai
Hunter Morris
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Isaiah Green
is damon wayans the black keanu reeves? motherfucker dont age
Robert Myers
>you little freckled faced cartoon
holy shit 5 seconds in and my sides are gone
Carson Edwards
see
Ian Rodriguez
that's not him you clown that's seal or something
Charles Collins
UNDERRATED
Justin Ramirez
I lost mine to American Graffiti
Nathaniel Miller
the trick is to watch it with a gf and the movie has to be something uninteresting or something you've already seen before
Sebastian Sanchez
BLEAT BLEAT BLEAT, WHATCHU LAUGHING AT PIG BOY, DID YOU FIND SOME MEAT IN YOUR POCKET
Luis Roberts
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Easton Parker
>Goodbye Charlie. I love you.
Jace Bennett
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Elijah Roberts
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Landon Roberts
>babs finally getting her shit kicked in like every other character did
>except shes almost exclusively getting reckt
>buster still comes out on top
best movie
Carson White
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Mason Carter
>that story about the little locomotive
Holy shit, I need to rewatch this. Reading all the scenes mentioned in here makes this sound like the best comedy film ever.
Austin Moore
they are actually pretty big deal in eastern yurop especially in hungary
Parker Davis
Heartbreak Ridge with Clint Eastwood.
Nathan Rodriguez
Do you think that Burt Reynolds heard about this?
Christian Jones
Everyone loved Animaniacs but it seems like no one remembers the movie.
Ryder Cruz
Thanks, Germoney
Aaron Brown
I consider this a childhood movie. All I ever watched as a kid
Nicholas Perry
>Reading all the scenes mentioned in here makes this sound like the best comedy film ever
Probably because it is
Thomas Wood
>that only you watched
Christopher Nelson
It's kind of cringeworthy when you look back on it. It was clearly an attempt to make a more family friendly version of the "drill sergeant yells at people and it's funny" style movie like full metal jacket.
Samuel Bell
Forever Young
Andrew Sanchez
every mom had this for mel, every kid watched it because of this
Chase Garcia
>cringeworthy
fuck off with your worthless opinion, not to mention Payne doesn't even yell that often in the movie, further proving you've NEVER watched it.
Jayden Jones
Why is this person stimulating the hedgehogs penis
Bentley Martinez
(you)