Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

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Does your waifu give you good handjobs?

>Butt fang

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put a white pillow case through your printer
>i figured it out

I was wewing at you say 'my love'. Anyways, how was your day?
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Claimu.

Asuka here?

Claiming, hows everyone doin?

mai bossu...

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

>How's everyone?

How was your day Nui?

W...whats with all these lewd things Yuno??

But I have been doing that the past couple days haha

Still here, Nui user.

I am fine. You got any plans besides being tired, bored and sore?
Extra wew.
>you're a bit easy, aren't you?

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I've been sick as hell today and don't feel like moving much
See

Dunno it just happened

Don't be sad friend. A quick subscription to YouTube Red will fix that.

Sorry. I'm not that desperate for cash yet :^)

No good. Good call, sleep always helps.

Or maybe you're right~. Have a nice night.

How's the plump goddess doing tonight?

mizore claimed

HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY DID IT!

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Doing well, just finished a study session for my classes this upcoming semester. Und you?

Awake and ready to chill. Show me some love....platonic love

Yoo Shiro!
What're your plans for this day?

Did what exactly


Tristana claimed
Hi everyone

Easy? I am not easy

Am I easy? Tell her i am not easy Yuno

>Plump
Oh god im fat, I know I know. Haha just kidding I am doing just fine just took my friend home and checking in on you guys! How is the cloud queen doing??

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This is true. Life was unfair to me when that Silent Hill game was canceled.
Don't remember what it was going to be called, but I was so disappointed when it was canceled.

Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining Sup Forums for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.

>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget

I FINALLY CLAIMED MIZORE! People always fuckin beat me to it!

Emi, I'm not quite sure that'd work...

Ayy, one day bby. :^)

I think after 6 months of never even being late, a single night wouldn't be too bad on my rep, right?

Sup cutie.

>Talking with everyone here
>Waiting for Rin

Aww. Okay! :3

>Just Ducking stop

Nonesense! You're just showing your love to me~

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love you too

Lol I'm not giving that shit company money for what adblock plus does for free
>what about supporting your favorite content makers?
They get big checks from their networks. Literally all of the people I watch regularly, Giant Bomb, Funhaus, Red Letter Media, Mega64, Channel Awesome, Jesse Cox. All of their production quality has been rapidly improving.

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Reminds me how we never got Timesplitters 4 or a real Star Wars Battlefront, when it comes to games getting canceled it's almost always something that could have been good.

sup yo?

nothin much. sup with you?

Nothing planned, as per the usual. Maybe some osu!. Running is making me insane, think I need to stop doing that. How about you?
>you're easy
Sloot.
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Nico Claimed.

I wouldn't count it out just yet~

Not that i'm against that suggestion of theirs either~ and is that so? Can we agree that we're the most cute here at least?

>not the mizore you know
>he went to sleep, and i think you even told him goodnight

Oh nice! what kinda classes are you taking?

Basically, yeah.
Instead we get shit games like Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy's.

See thank you!

nice loli

I can't be angry at you. How was your day, wonderful?

They're just salty they dont have someone loyal~

Both of those are indie games created by small groups. Can't really compare them to franchise titles created by big game developers lmao.

That's not the point I'm making.

Are you referring to the one with Daryl in it?
It was called Silent Hills
Name pending though

Well, well, well good job
Who do ya usually claim aside from her?

> :3
That'll do. That will do. Thanks

Shino aww yee

I've been missing my runs for two days because of this heat. I try to run in the mornings, but I miss my time. Not today though!
I suck so hard like black holes sucking light when it comes to those games. You pro?

Calc, phys, chem, and bunch of others. Mech Eng is my major. What about yourself?

~these hoes ain't loyal~

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Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.

Oh ya, that did happen...
>Fuck my memory when I'm tired

Nothin much. Listening to music, trying to stay awake.

Thank you! I ususally claim this girl named Sasha from this one game.

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lmao should probably add the picture sorry

Why would you ever be angry with me??? My day was busy and tiresome just relaxing now. How was your day??

You're right Yuno imma just let it float over me and focus on you~

Im loyal!

Nice response, just what I expected from the Nico

Ah yes~ Lay it on me~

I honestly hate what FNaF has become, not that i didn't dislike it before but it has reached a point in which it should fuck off.

Now that we're talking about vidya,

QotT: If you guys wanted a sequel to a game to happen what would it be?

Mine would be The Saboteur

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Renge is more loyal than you.
I'm okay, trying to get a tablet so I can get better. I'm able to do some 4 star maps, but that's really my limit.
I stated that I can't be angry with you, because I can't. I think I need to stop running, that sucks.

nice. yeah i can't sleep so i'm watching youtube and browsing the internet

Claiming
Got a new toy to try out tonight

I remember you!
You were going to draw one in the future last I remember

I'm starting to really hate this image, i see it so much and the look on her face is gross

Oh boy

Wild 9 on the PS1.

sheeeiittt! thats a pretty tall order of classes! im not really sure what im gonna major in myself, something sciency tho heh

I live. Fuck that ride.

Hey! Yeah, still trying to find the time. I've been busy lately which fucking sucks.

>Yuno

What color is your new dildo?

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Why do ya gotta stop running??

>New toy
Wew what is it?

FNaF is fucking garbage now. The first two games were okay, the last ones were awful.

I think Lollipop Chainsaw and Catherine need a sequel, those are both on my list of favorite games.

Can I pick only one? If so, Perfect Dark getting a real sequel.

claiming stella and at the same time i'm off to sleep. almost 10am here. bye~

Mmm, sounds like an average night.

Made it home in one piece?

Im gonna have a little fun
Akctually
Its a vagina and its master race white
Pocket pussy

What are we gonna do on the bed?~

Jesus Stella get some rest

>Not a moka fuckdoll
Go big or go home nigga

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My shipmate.
I think it's bad for my health.

never know until you try!

Yeah. Because no one knows how to deal with the suddenly wet road here I did an average speed of maybe 70 kph all the way home. With 50 my average on the main highway that should be doing 100.
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There's always a point in which things should stop and it's gone way past that.

What's Lollipop Chainsaw like? i might get that at some point

Yep pretty much.

oh
>Yuno

Half Life

Oh damn have a good time man. I have been tempted to buy something like that and never did

Oh I think you know Yuno~

It would've been the one to rectify the Silent Hill franchise. Game play was spoops

K!

After second FnaF, it went down the drain

>A Banjo Threeie

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Wut? Like rated run spots? Didn't know that was a thing

The limit is no limit....and that's the limit

Be an engineer like me and this other wifi over here. I forgot their name, but they're biomedical eng

Do you run?

May I give you a massage? Around the neck area is where I'd like to service

Kek. glad to hear things are well. Pretty swell, been a nice night. The rain has helped that.

When the time comes I'll let you know :^)

>6 months
>never even being late
If a single night did that that'd be ridiculous.

Exactly what I'm saying haha. They've milked the shit outta that site and every feature available.

Oh really now? I'll keep that in mind~. I think that's fair enough.

>Bricksquad
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Science hasnt gotten that far yet
Just you wait
It really is
Tried to put it on with a half chub and couldnt get it around my dick
Ya i finally bit the bullet

I start seeing and hearing things during my runs.
>rated run spots
Hmm?

I'm going to assume the fact that paper still jams it, that fabric is a big no-go!

Sounds like here. Although I generally only slow down by about 10 mph at most since I got the new tires.

I swear I was going to play Ships at work... why does that never happen?

Why would you wanna do that?

I won't let you forget :^)

You'd be surprised at how pissy some management can be over the most minor of things...

I'm gunna need you to go ahead and post some more T&A
That would be great
Thanks

I worded it funny since I'm guessing what you've said was, as ratings are for restaurants, there are ratings for places to run

>Tristana

Ohhh I wish it would rain here I love the sound and smell of it I miss it so much

Good job!

Are you running when tired or something? I mean I see shit when im tired so maybe thats it?

I must go to bed now guys see you tomorrow love you all

That sounds like alotta maaattthhh for my taste haha how much does one of those make?

It's really fun! Basically you go around cutting zombies in half around a map then fight a boss at the end of each round. They have outfits and shit too. It's really fun if you feel angry and want to destroy things without having to lose or die over and over again.

Too bad we're not getting it. Oh well I guess.

Mmhm.. if you wouldn't mind being shipped with someone as annoying as me~ I know you'd be getting the short end of the stick being stuck with me..

I'm trying to remember, did mizore have any nude scenes or anything like that?

ahh shit thats my jam