Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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>me on the left
Im back from my fap
It was nice
Now i got blueberry oatmeal
Claiming, this is pretty cool! :D
Am i the only who showers after a fap?
Is this... an edit forcing Mario to say Nico Nico Nii?
I don't know if i should laugh or scream..
Sleepy Nico claimed..
Yes
I claim asuna. Lol deal
Claiming
still watching Stranger Things.
scary.
my baby
Maki'll be a long for a ride alright :^)
>Tired and at work
Emi, just shoot me now.
Good morning /waifu/.
Krulcifer claimed. No fap edition (88 days left)
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>sleepy nico
too cute!
Isn't that the girl the Asuka user brought up?
no fap o:
i can relieve you o;
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>cutest waifu claimed
I just feel gross if i don't.
Claimed, no trollerino
discount konata :o
roll
Ha, good to know. Thanks, it's the same way. Sounds like it's time to sleep then.
Ahem, how about worker.
>You have a point there :^)
Now this one sounds better than the last. Great vocals. Would like to hear them if ya do.
>when she sees your dick
No need to. I hope it'll take me in the right direction.
Who is that? What happened to her face? ;-;
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
I don't think anyone thinks about himself as an elite.
>mizore claimed
2nd time tonight
Just woke up
Tats claimed
Faggots
There's fruit up there. Eat it, permanently lose some health
or maybe it was stamina.. but yeah. Nothing special
I think so too.. sorry i gotta fall asleep on ya.. i'll talk to you tomorrow though, okay?
n_n I'm glad you find me so cute I try my best at it.
I'm headed to bed now, I'll see y'all later.
elitist confirmed
let's make a deal. you shoot me first and then I'll shoot you
IT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR
>this is going to bug me for awhile
Hi
those toothpick legs though man
Nice. I wouldn't want you lazing around, you know?
I've been told that a good amount of times before.
I'd say there's not much I can do about it, I spend how little free time I've got mainly on sleeping, so.
So I had assumed. Let's just hope "a while" doesn't mean pulling off an all-nighter. I'd stay around for longer, but it's already 5 AM.
I promised to myself that I wouldn't stay up past 3 AM, and here I am.
I'll go to bed after this, my apologies.
>Heh, thats a good thing, isn't it.
It's great, actually. We never don't really share music that often.
>cute stuff.
Hitting me on my weak spot...
Enjoy dinner, if you're not already done with it, please.
Try to have a good day for me, will you.
Maybe you do, Chen.
Maybe everyone in here does.
Isn't that the true meaning of Halloween after all?
See what I mean?
>i try my best
i figured it just came natural to you! goodnight, have a good rest
That's Hanako, and a majority of her right side is covered on burn scars as a result of an accident that killed her parents.
Fastest waifu on no legs claim
if someone has any sleepy mizore pics i would
Just a lowly servant, gotcha. In that case, where's your uniform, maid? :^)
Night Nico.
Hmmm... waaaait a minute, I see what you're trying to do! You're trying to Jew me out of bullets!
If i'm bi does that make me a half faggot?
You the one from yesterday?
There's my cutie
How was your day?
yes. but you are cool faggot
bye
huh. i guess it does.
That's good to know.
>You're trying to Jew me out of bullets!
SHIT I've been had!
Yes, I am the one with the otaku girlfriend
Every elitist here can go fuck themselves because the elitist of the elite is here.
Me
Now show me some tits
My waifu
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I never laze around
>I swear
Sleeping is good though, can't get enough of it, and make sure you try to get as much as you can..
>Let's just hope "a while" doesn't mean pulling off an all-nighter
Ah, maybe not. I might go shooting tomorrow, I haven't done it for months, because I've basically been working, and well, been spending my time on someone more important.
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We haven't shared music really, have we, maybe only a couple songs, but I'd like to do it more.
>Hitting me on my weak spot...
Can't handle the truth?
I did enjoy it, thank you, just some pasta.
Thank you, again, I'll try to have a good night, and a good day tomorrow. Same to you too.
I hope we talk tomorrow.
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Do it.Join your waifu
At drunken Pathfinder night. Fun times will be had.
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Fuck off, faggot
heres some lewd
Thanks Jenny
Not cute!
And it was unbearably hot. 99.9F in my room for a good few hours.
>I have the pictures to prove that
You can't ruse me, Emi! I didn't even buy tickets for that kinda Cruise!
>Dry lips
>Picking at them like an idiot
>Now bleeding
>Won't stop
I'm an idiot, I knew this would happen, yet I did it anyways.
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I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
kek
Kamui kills all of your Waifus, faggots
Kamui is the ultimate waifu
Thx guys
Lot of dubs goin on here
I still have some beer left
Thank you for the lewds, ladies(guys)/faggots?
w/e it's all good
fuck dude i can relate. last summer here in az was shit. it was even shittier when the fuckin ac broke.
>this is straightup advertising for spiderman
>erp
Nothing worth apologizing for. Yep, looking forward to it. Sleep well.
Heh, good luck with that man.
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I won't be serving the people like that! Unless I have to work one of the stands. Not applying for that spot.
FE Waifus are for peasant scum
/waifu/ is what whatever /waifu/ wants it to be
Shit changes, bruh. I'm sorry your safe space has been penetrated, violated and defaced, but... it's fucking Sup Forums and we dont really care what you think.
kek
Glue your hands to your head and use piano wire. It'll loo like you pulled your head off
look up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No! It's the joke flying over your head.
>falling for a copypasta
Wew there newfag
fucking livestream that shit
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>no mobile fags allowed
Back to point out that you're waifu the shittest.
I've chewed the shit out of the inside of my mouth so much it doesn't hurt anymore
>hasn't hurt for years
I can never stop. How's work? you working night shift?
Oh shit I love Of Monsters and Men
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Rude
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>Isn't that the girl the Asuka user brought up?
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about user
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Take that back shitlord
Woah, woah wait now
Hold on there
Wait a second
Pause it
In case you didn't fucking know already, I'm the oldest of old fags and elitist of elite. You fucking come at me like that? I will send all of Sup Forums down on your ass you will regret messing with me moran
MODS
MODS
MODS
>AC
If only mine worked to any extent other than a glorified fan. Granted, it's not the ACs fault. Just the fact that the garage is shitty as fuck, so it can't really do its job properly.
Awww, Maki won't be "serving" me then? :^)
>Worst festival, can't even be served by Maki
Oh, it doesn't hurt. It's just a vicious cycle for me.
>Pick at dry lips
>Go till it bleeds
>Scabs back over
>Pick at scab
>Bleeds again
>Repeat
lmao I like that one
Cowboy Beebop has literally the worst fans
rory claimed
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They're amazing. That wasn't something I'd usually be in to but it sounded great.
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Nope! Looks like you're gonna have to "self-serve" :^)
Eco is mine
Claiming Holo
You are the cutest
shit dude that's awful, how hot does it get where you are