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Every single fucking comprehensive school ever built edition

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London is the capital city-full of wealth, culture, importance. Ask anybody around the world to name a UK city-they'll say London. It's the financial centre of the world, and the UK, an economic powerhouse. It's also the most diverse city in the UK. Coincidence? I think not.

'phie

Shut up about your fucking cities

bring back the grammar schools

doesn't make it good to live in

t. lived there for 20 years

it wont be soon lol

mine had fewer windows

>London is the capital city-full of wealth, culture, importance. Ask anybody around the world to name a UK city-they'll say London. It's the financial centre of the world, and the UK, an economic powerhouse. It's also the most diverse city in the UK. Coincidence? I think not.

1. 70% of the people I see in London are white. 95% in the centre

2. The whites in London are actually civilised, cultured and intelligent unlike the rest of Britain

3. Why would I want to live in a "white town/city" when in Britain, it means literally being surrounded by ultraviolent chavs (see: Liverpool, etc)

Feel quite sad for lads that aren't rich enough to live in London

Lived in Shoreditch for a while and it was great, could commute to my job in CW easily and at night I had some of the best nightlife going in the city

Really miss living there desu

just woke up, still feel like shite

considering going out and getting spasticated alone in some dingy pub

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London is shit if youre on 30k pa or less. case closed. Doesnt matter if youre a rasheed or a rorke or whatever the fuck its a garbage city unless you've got the money to enjoy it

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LOVING LIFE IN THE COTSWOLDS, LADS.

SURROUNDED BY UNTOUCHED COUNTRYSIDE.

JUST A 30 MIN COMMUTE TO WORK, NOT TOO BAD.

IMAGINE LIVING IN LONDON.

I COULDN'T, COULD YOU?

LONDON LONDON LONDON RULES YOUR LIVING ABODE DROOLS

>why yes my city is 99% third world
>but at least 1% of it is super rich foreign bankers
the absolute state

If you don't live in or near London then I don't even consider you as human

You are filth, shit beneath my shoe

>mfw I learned Amerifats pronounce 'buoy' boo-ee

Poortherners literally scrambling over one another to use the 56k modem computer in their halfway house to make a post about London

The North is like a classic steam train chugging through the hills, London is like a shitty Indian train with thousands of Pajeets clinging to the side, a constant stream of shit coming off the back of it.

Look at the tripe that Amir Rasheed has to make up just to delude himself into thinking wherever he lives is an okay place. Sad!

>why yes 99% of the countryside is full of stupid farmers
>But 1% are intelligent people of colour so it's ok
The absolute state

>sadiq. sadiq. dey takin bloody piss out ov london again.

>bastids! yoo post sumting bout bastid norvners.

t. london

Doing a PhD in multicultural london english
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what's a comprehensive school?

always amazes me how out of touch londoners are with the rest of the country

London is a luxury 2017 Mercedes E-Class

Rest of Britain is a shitty 2003 Nissan Micra with no MOT or insurance

*looks at violent crime rates for London compared to the rest of the country*

*ponders this post again*

>70% of the people I see in London are white. 95% in the centre

The north is a hand car

London is a supersonic jet

MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE GAY LMFAO

it's really thorough in its teaching

WHY DO ALL LONDONERS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO LIVES OUTSIDE OF LONDON IS A NORTHERNER?

THEY REALLY NEED TO STEP UP THE CITIZENSHIP THEM FOREIGNERS NEED TO PASS FOR A VISA IMHO

>A muslim mayor

How is any white person ok with this?

Reminder to always wash after you shake hands with a Northerner/provincial

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london is great you weirdos

Wish I was castrated as a child

The north is a Barratt new build
The south is a luxury mansion

Do you actually think this in real life

hating london isn't a north v south thing

everybody agrees london is a shithole, no matter if they're from the north or the rest of the south
everybody except londonsheeds that is

Imagine being so jealous of lads on /Brit/ that are able to live happily and comfortably in London that you spend every waking hour on your hostel's computer shitposting about it, tears and snot running down your face

Occasionally you might do a post about the janitor "doing it for free." The irony is lost on you.

Imagine raising your innocent young, white daughter in the islamic state of london.

I couldn't, could you?

Need a depressed ginger yank gf post haste

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The north is 2 taps

The south is 1 combined luxury tap with a nice marble sink

erm because us londoners aren't bloody racist and are accepting of vibrant and enriching third worlders?

got to wash off that unclean Kafir before heading back to london eh ahmed

Cant tell what's more pathetic:

poorfag northerners sipping cider wishing they had it big in London

or white londoners pretending london isnt filled to the brim with nonwhites

the "90% of people i see in the City are white" guy is so autistic.

THOSE ARE FUCKING TOURISTS AND BANKERS YOU WANKER

Worst thing is they brag about contributing the most, paying for everyone else to live in the safe, peaceful, white english countryside. But at least they get to call you rorkes and runts.

>this choir qt

It's the people that make it shit.

HAHAHA CAPITAL LETTERS

southwest > scotland > wales > the north > midlands >>> london > southeast

first for being a scottish gayboy

I love how ultimately every political party will, given enough time, campaign exactly against any of its positions.

the majority of londoners quite literally wipe their arse with their fingers

>live in the North
>wake up to ALLAHUUU AKH- (power cuts out because the north is shit)

i can smell asbestos

smells comfy

Ok let's assume northern 'cities' are better than London. Why does no one visit them? Why isn't their tourism higher? It simply makes no sense.

In two of your major cities 50% of the population is chinkies and 50% is condos and the other is literally a French colony so pipe down Billy big bollocks

the most pathetic is that canadian lad

kind of like a school, but more comprehensiver

this

It's child abuse to send your white child to a school full of coons

Imagine being so jealous of lads on /Brit/ that are able to live happily and comfortably in white Britain that you spend every ounce of of your Lyca data shitposting about it, tears and snot running down your face

Occasionally you might do a post about the janitor "doing it for free." The irony is lost on you.

Is Magaluf the best part of Spain?

Love visiting London but I would never move there desu. My friends who did move are depressed and can only afford to live in house shares despite having decently paid grad jobs.

what did they mean by this

fuck off im not that greasy

ey up love just popping down to grimsby arcade

It's threads like this that make me realise that Londoner's banter is as fucking awful as the Leaf's.

The north is so shit that Muslims probably improve the area

>Liverpool

Come here la, I'll prove your point yu fuckin point for ye

Actual truth

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muslims don't understand the concept of banter

London anons, what's the area around Tower Bridge like? If I work there, what's the best place to live that's within an easy commute? Accidentally gone and got a job interview, my life of semi NEETdom might be coming to an end :S

WHEN O WHEN will Newark-on-Trent be upgraded to an Alpha ++ city

It's long overdue

>pray

The Lyca meme makes me howl every time

1-7 sleep

8-0 wank

trips ice cream and wank

London here ama

gimsby's lovely this time of year

>ey up
>grimsby
fucking southern poof

learn your dialects you joey

Ey up duck, t get t us t some t bread t on t wayback will ya

>b-but we av no mosks! Fak off moamed!

girl?

ey up love just gonna build my house on the ol' flood plains

>Cant tell what's more pathetic
It's JFs trying to get in on the English regional banter and acting as if they understand it.

Now fuck off.

God's Country

Ye

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did a train through somerset when it was all flooded few years back
bit mental was just miles of water

pls b in london

put kettle on

COLONISED

ah yes, british women

Livin la vida Lyca