What're some free things to do in England?

What're some free things to do in England?

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Go on the Dole, that's a good'n.

Depends where you are. I'd say leave and head for Wales instead. Best national parks, amazing lakes and rivers. Huge mountain ranges and hardly any English cunts.

>freedom
>England

Go on a nice long walk, the weather is just right for it and we've many beautiful areas to explore in perfect safety.

>go outside
>get shot
>freedom

nice dubs, I was only joking I'm actually English

Complain about something trivial and summarise with "this is exactly what's wrong with this flaming country"

kys is free

This is a 3 step process:
1. convert to Islam
2. rape as many british citizens as you want
3. have a beer because they wont prosecute you

If you're in London there're a bunch of free museums and shit.

>Nice try Canada.

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Tut at someone in a queue.

Where are you in England. That would be fucking helpful!

The beach is free,
Fuck loads of museums are free in London and towns,
Some Parks are free ect

>What are some things I can do entirely sponsored by tax payer money?
Fixed.

Also, visit the NHS.

Sleeping

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Very much free

>islam
>beer

Go to the council estate and culturally diversify your belongings

Come to Sunderland this weekend the weather is nice and the biggest international air show is on and it's free there's usually up to 500 thousand to a million people on either the Saturday or Sunday so plenty of fine minge to look at.Just don't wear anything black and white and don't pretend your from Newcastle or you will be attacked by drunken mobs of adolescent's and kicked half to death

Haha sad mackem cunt

healthcare

Go to a local fort or a Victorian folly

>the biggest international air show is on
The biggest international airshow in Sunderland

poop

Getting dubs

Where are you?

Depending on location there are things like museums and gardens/parks. You can find someone to scrounge weed from or you can steal drinks in a pub. Loads of stuff.

Walk outside
Try not to get shot cos you know UK cops shoot you on site
Walk into mc donals and stay there for the whole day.

and plenty of sheep, you taffy fuck.

You could call a person you dont know "mate"?

You're thinking of america user. UK cops will taze your or bop you on the noggin. They won't shoot you.

A cop once took a splif out of my hand, sniffed it and gave it back because i told him it was a rollie. In america they would have jailed me for 25 years just for being black and Im not even black. Thats how racist they are now. They are even racist to white people.

Do you think I don't know that. I was just saying fuck america with there cops