What makes you happy user?

what makes you happy user?

I arrived to a point in my life that nothing makes me happy, money,women,drugs nothing

DRUGS and a lot of them.
>true story

All the usual things because I'm not an edgy jaded sperglord

The only thing that would've made this video cooler is a shark attack getting videotaped right at the end

right now, that webm
>le happy woofer running at incredible hihg speed w/ ears aflap and leeping into the sea
what could be better

This.

Beer. Boobs. Bacon

NYPHT dumbass

A fat bowl and fallout 4 through and through

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War.
War and hatred between humans makes me happy.

Getting dubs makes me happy man

money

I like how it does that little glance up at its owner after being unclipped as its waits to be loosed
I like how it leaps the wall insteadve going through the open gate
I like how it knows the way to where its friends are down at the beach
I like how flappy its ears are
and the final exuberant leap into the water is the perfect ending

Niggers killing each other over red and blue colors. Kinda reminds me if Rebublicans vs Democrats

Cute girls, 2D or 3D

I've been unemployed for a couple of months so I get to fuck around as much as I want :^)

Too bad I got them for you

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>3D
Ew

Here there are

Dubs
>check em

Not actually going near them, just looking at pictures.

Lots and lots of alcohol and the occasional gram of coke

No nigga, check deez dubs

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my kids.

quality pot, rare steak with mashed potatoes, decent blowjobs, lying naked on a rock by the sea in summer

cool video bro.

Progress makes me happy.

Singularity or bust!

One more

It depends on how I'm feeling. Given I have untreated depression, some days all my hobbies make me happy (playing music, vidya, light drinking) other days no matter what I do I get this crushing feeling that I should have been one of my mom's miscarriages.

Being left alone and doing absolutely nothing all day, I'm dying inside

Praying to God makes me happy

Finding new fetishes

ITT: Edgelords.

Me?
Nothing special, just having a decent job with a decent pay is enough I guess.
Im happy with my girlfriend, I like my friends.
Doing drugs once in a while is fun too.
Videogames and reading edgy posts like
Makes me realize how retarded people are and really has some good comedic value. Basically the main reason I am still on this site.

Laying on the couch after taking a huge shit

Dawn Bellwether, Dawn Bellwether makes me happy

banging two chicks at the same time

This webm did the trick for me today.

My dog recently lost the use of her back legs since she has IVDD. The swelling of her spinal disc is compressing her spinal cord so she's probably not going to run again but god damn. She always did that. I'd take her to the off leash park and she would always do that same thing.

Thanks OP for letting me relive that moment

The fact that one day I'll just die.

And hentai

Weed snacks and games.

Cheers m8

You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.

Working on classic cars, the rare times when I write a song and like how the recording comes out, and mlp. Not /mlp/ tjough, that place is cancer.

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Relaxing in bed playing around on the computer while drinking alcohol.

Sex. Huge work mega dumps. Spaghetti and good Neoplaton pizza. Reading.

My sister in law's feet

peace and quiet/love

wow who knew torti were so intelligent

whats a huge work mega dump
is that referring to file hosting or taking shits or something else

Chaos.

>torti

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plural of tortus
but seriously that shows real intelligence. it saw its m8 stuck upside down and made a plan to help it, it shows the ability to imagine the future
I wonder how it got turned up in the first place

I have a good job as a registered nurse and my boss is trying to get me to stay for as long as possible.
I have good amount of experience so i have confidence in myself and other people trust me.
I have a nice cheap apartment.
I get a reasonable salary.
i have a few ok friends.
i can get sometimes good weed.
i am somewhat good looking guy and there is this girl who is interested in me.
And i live in Finland.

my doggie

show picture of woofer pls

headphones bro, only headphones

touching myself and eating microwave chimichangas, in every order you can imagine.

>touching chimichangas and microwave myself eating

Eating myself, and touching microwaved chimichangas.

>microwaving my chimichangas and self eating touche

My Stoya fleshlight makes me happy

>my microwave self touching and eating chimichangas

Eating microwave and touching chimichangas myself

I guess...
>being alone
>being in a foreign country...also alone
>winning $20+ on a scratch-off or lottery ticket
>winning at an online game
>finishing a quest in RuneScape
>losing another pound
>talking to Japanese people in near-flawless Japanese
>same goes for Koreans in Korean
>sushi, sashimi, and donburi
>finishing a good anime or Korean drama
>showering after a successful workout
>dreaming

>finishing a quest in runescape

Mate you need to set your standards a bit higher

successfully doing a meme on Sup Forums
calling out liars and newfags
when user posts win

I beat Nomad's on my 8th try BEFORE they nerfed him, and I didn't have any help from other players. This was years ago, but I still feel pretty proud about it. Not as proud as beating MEP2 or the Elemental Workshops, mind you.

Lazy afternoons with my gf
Getting lost in a good book
Learning a new song on the piano
Beating a satisfying boss in a game
Drinking a cup of coffee in the cool morning sun
Waking up and realise it's the weekend so you can go back to sleep

Getting dubs

yuo try again. mebe get dub.

Getting a well paid job that i like

This webm.
Doges.
Alcohol.
A good solid run.
Playing gaymes when buzzed.
Good food.
Sleep.
Bullshitten.

Never actually happy tho.