How do i get a qt scary gf like pharmakon?

how do i get a qt scary gf like pharmakon?

Get into a gender studies class

make some lo-fi pop music

"empowered" beige goth blondes trying their hands at being "transgressive and dangerous" artists in the most hackneyed and generic way imaginable? try vancouver and victoria, it's swarming with them here.

my favorite thing about these sorts of girls is that they tend to be loose as fuck. i'm pretty poor and ugly and even i've gotten a few blowjobs from these type.s

By buying a Swans T-shirt and moving to Brooklyn.
Be prepared for disappointment though: Tumblrgoths like Pharmakon actually tend to be really boring to talk to.

They're also fucking crazy.

did you fuck alice glass bro

Not so much crazy as just quite histrionic and self-involved, at least in my experience.

>my favorite thing about these sorts of girls is that they tend to be loose as fuck.

>really boring to talk to

>They're also fucking crazy.

Can confirm all these as someone who dated a person like this in college. Literally met her at an NYC noise festival.
By far the wildest and most aventurous fuck I ever had, but not at all worth trouble in any other regard.

pharmakon is thicc as fucc
she and her tits would look great in predicament bondage

normies reeeee

move to new york and become a poser

-go to starbucks
-trigger daddy issues
-collect female

what does pussy juice taste like

>was this a sad attempt at green text?

Enroll in a liberal arts college and get a Sacred Bones hoodie.

lmao isn't it your bedtime

saw pharmakon live a couple of years ago
she's very cute
great ass too

>my favorite thing about these sorts of girls is that they tend to be loose as fuck.

goth blonde here, can confirm

>By far the wildest and most aventurous fuck I ever had, but not at all worth trouble in any other regard.

>great ass

can also confirm these

>Get into a gender studies class

For real tho, I'm a genders major and literally all of my friends are into super cool music and have tons of radical ideas.

We're really good at detecting bullshit tho.

move to oakland. buy drugs and let people do them.

it's very hard to figure out of this post is a joke or not

we're good at that desu

I'm a part of a movement some call "Gender Studies" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual movement compared to the centerist ideals in American universities

Dress in skinny all black clothing, claim post-punk is your inspiration
Wear Doc Martens
Wear thick rimmed glasses or sunglasses at all times
Play a Jaguar
Be knowledgeable about entry level Soviet and French black and white cinema
Know a couple Camus, Stirner and Zizek quotes
Publicly support LGBT and Feminism on social media
Have an "artist stubble" and messy hair with some clay in it
Go to noise shows
Either be underweight or Ambercrombie
Sleep 5 hours a day to make sure you have circles under your eyes
Use lots of skincare products to make sure you're pale at all times

fucking victoria. i'm at uvic rn, and that's like 75% of people

this is a beautiful application of that pasta

a bag of sand

>super cool music and have tons of radical ideas.
>We're really good at detecting bullshit tho.
i just can't, please hold me

I forgot:

Smoke
Either be a militant straight edge vegan or be into boring drugs
Have a bookshelf but never read anything on it so that it looks good
Shop at Ikea so that your room gets a minimalist aesthetic, make sure your color palette is only black and white
Don't wear hats
Get into street photography, but only shoot random ugly things with black and white
Make your own coffee, but only drink it black
Make sure to hate on poseurs occasionally so people know you aren't one
Have band shirts for Pere Ubu, This Heat, Coil, Gang of Four, DNA, Les Rallizes Denudes Merzbow and a few other artists of your choice
Exclusively use social media to advertise your Krautrock inspired noisy psychedelic post-punk project, post vague philosophical statements, or to repost ironic depression memes

I'm sure I'm missing a few stereotypes but this should be enough for you to hang with edgy pseudo-intellectuals

pharmakon is shit lol

idk why this post sounds so gay