POST YOUR SECRETS

POST YOUR SECRETS

sometimes when I jerk off I use spit as lube for my pinky finger to put it in my ass. Then I hate myself because the smell lingers. Is that what you wanted to hear?

Youre fucking disgusting kys

My ex and my wife knew I selfsuck. I even swallow my load

I'm not actually Sup Forums I just stir things up to make Sup Forums a worse experience for everyone

How many of you motherfuckers cum into other people's possessions? I swear the last thread was just chock full of cum, disgusting

>you're

...

I don't think I'd cum into other people's things...
I would my own though. Like blankets, sheets,
boxers.. It's mine so it doesn't matter. But it does
for other people's things

I have a girlfriend of 4 years now who's down to fuck almost all the time. But lately I've been fucking dying to bang a number of her friends. my sex drive can't be satisfied with just one girl, and I try to control my urges for the sake of my relationship, but I know the moment i get the chance I'm not going to think twice about fucking their brains out.

I confess that I sneak into my neighboor big house and go to her dirty laundry grab some pantys with pussy stains grab her spin tooth brush stick it in my ass turn it on and jerk off with one panty on my dick and the other one in my face to smell it it feels so good when vibrates in my ass then I cum so hard

You gotta separate yourself from the problem. Trust me it wouldn't be worth it. especially if she is into it. She would do her best friend's man you dont' want to stick it in crazy

I play runescape. Anyone wanna add me

my ex is having a baby my roomates cant pay rent this month i moved a rib out of place and my work week starts at 9pm. i act as if everything is normal but im drowning in debt and sadness

I kinda want to bang a 14 year old girl who is a friend of a friend. I'm 22

Do it you'll never have the chance again

I like to use my wife's panties when I jerk off. I like the dirty ones... I'll smell them and rub my cock with them cum on the crotch sometimes wear them...

Do at your own risk as long as she is cool with it. Just know that you can get in a fuck ton of trouble

i accidentally killed my kitten while im asleep.
When my daddy found out i lied to him that she died of natural causes. I cant even look into the eye of her mother since that day

I cringe and get seriously fucking disgusted and angry when I see these two on screen together.
I never watch lesbian porn and I think any gay sex is nasty but I love joking about gay shit and pretending and I'd probably suck a dick

forgot the pic

Next time I'm in my home town, I wanted to bang her since I met her, like a year ago.

i always get the urge to cheat on my grilfirend with a 14yo friend of ours...despite everything going great
(im 18)

I do alot of cocaine to hide my constant loneliness

Secretly atheist in a muslim society and family

Dude I know the feel literally. Look up a bit in the thread.

Fuckn' do it!
i banged the 14 y/o neighbour girl when i was 24

I wanna be a fucking dictator.

play the sims

So I think I was a freshman in high school. There was this really slutty Christian girl name Nicky... Who was a Virgin and ready to bust out and begin her career of whoring. After the most awkward dinner with her and my family at olive garden, we came back to my house. So at this point in time, I had 2 full size beds side by side in my room. We were on the bed closer to my wall. So we began to get down to business and have a good 10 minuets of privacy. My best friend Tim rang the door bell and my parents let him in... Tim busts open the door of my room and notices I'm fucking this girl and not stopping. So what does Timmy do? He fucking sits down on the other twin sized bed, and turns on my Xbox 360 while we're smashing. He got into a game of team slayer on Snowbound on Halo 3 and starts chatting into mic, "Hey guys, my friend Bryan is having sex behind me with some chick!" I could hear people replying through the headset "no dude! I don't believe you..." Then Tim puts the mic up to her mouth while she was moaning... This girl through one of the fiercest Haymaker uppercuts I've ever seen... The mood was dead... Girl runs to the bathroom... And Tim and I noticed her Hyman broke... And my bed was covered in blood.

Nah.

I'm a 24 yr old with no real qualifications or job prospects but I'm extremely wealthy. I live on the other spectrum though, in a low-socio economic area in what could be described as ghetto, I drive a reliable/cost effective car and dress nicely, but nothing that suggests that I have money.

Only my closest friend knows, no-one else, especially not my family. It's hard to explain why I live this double-life, I guess I worry about being perceived differently in my circle of friends, being seen as a free-ride or anything else.

The real confession is, after my parents divorce my mother fell on rough financial times - barely affording to pay her bills or rent. The issue wasn't the money, it's the way she's treated me and my family for so many years. I wonder if she were to have lost the house would I have intervened.

I despise my cousin. I literally hate her. however, i let her visit twice a year for 4 days. She loves to get drunk, high and takes ambien to sleep. She's not cute, kinda chunky, in her 30's and just an overall obnoxious cunt. But her nightly cocktail of drugs and alcohol leaves her comatose. I have fucked her repeatedly and left copious amounts of cum in her. her pussy is loose, flappy and sometimes musty but I just can't stop.

i've been regularly sucking black cocks since i was 14.

Just saying I think you can be a dictator on there

My wife finally knows, i loved fapping to shemale porn. One day I didn't know the volume was turned up, since I can't hear.

I came in the drinks in the employee refrigerator and watched this hot young blonde drink my cum out of a Gatorade bottle.

You don't wear the panties? What are you, gay?

You and me both.

are you a male or female?

I have the build of a girl and I kinda like it. And I crossdress because female clothing does not look bad on me like most of my male clothing.
>18
>105lbs
>5'5
>20in waist
>longish hair
Most people tell me I need to work out and eat more. I do but I just don't get fat or fit. I worked out daily for a year and had little results.

wife and I continuously convince men and women to cheat on their significant other.

we have no intention of stopping.

Holy fuck, I will do a Coup d'Etat and I will kill shitty politicians.

male.

I would do literally anything to be a beautiful girl

You sound like a qt.

Are you a transgender or not?

That means you'll be killing all politicians then?

a beautiful girl lesbo or nah?

But not a real dictator, who controls many thousands of lives, who controls war and peace, who sits behind a desk guarded from the people he controls, holding the power and wealth to do as he pleases and have done to others as he pleases, living the closest thing to fantasy in reality, the closest thing to a deity on earth.

oh no wait yeah I guess you can do that in the sims, but not in the same way

Done that to at the mall till they replace the wooden stalls for metal stalls. We lived near the malls. Summer time was best.

We're going to have our hands full. There's plenty of them and other traitors.

Yep. :^)

Dude share more!!!!

i compulsively have sex even when i'm in relationships, but i constantly feel bad about it even while i'm fucking

Muslim sucks, HA.

No idea

I sometimes feed my cat cheap food stored in expensive cat food packages. He doesn't need to know that I'm in financial difficulties...

Yeah I suppose you are right in a way. You could write a film and star in it. Home video or not, at least you can at least pretend. Not the same, sure but at least its happening in a way thats better than the sims XD

I'm racist against East Asian men. I often get sociopath vibes from them.

k

k

I am fucking racist against Afrikaans and Arabs. They are ruining us.

It wouldn't matter to me, really.

same goes for me

i want to be a millionaire and isolate myself from family and friends

k

My mom and I use to have sex together when I was young.

I'm in love with a girl I made up in my head. True story.

Haven't we all.

Well, the only good are Syrians. They are fighting aganist the cancer. The rest is shit.

Damn. Do you get death threats from yr fam?

there's a sex shop i always got into as a teen, mostly black men go there. i got in by sucking the manager's dick, he had the smallest white dick. every black cock i sucked on was always huge, dirty, sweaty, they were all so perfect. i would suck them and jerk off, shooting so many loads on the floor while pleasuring black men. everyone always said bbc is a myth, yet my white dick is barely average, the manager had a small white dick, and every single black cock i sucked on was big. all of them.

Come on bro, I do the same. It's pretty normal some guys do that.
Btw you may use a thick pen instead, after several months you'll be able to use a regular dildo without pain.
And don't try to wash your anus inside with soap or shower gel; it feels bad after, like you have to shit but cannot.

I lost a bet once and had to share my girlfriend with four other guys.

Syrians are shit

>I was covertly molested

fix that for you.

If she obliged, she's not worth your time

I secretly fatten people around me up, male and female, because of my fetish

I couldnt get into sex shops, but was sad it got busted. I started at 11.

I bet you felt bad.

(winner gets to ram the other guys gf up the ass)

I actually had to drug her to sleep

Then you're a piece of shit.

That's pretty fucked up

kek
truly spooky

I love watching videos of nude 12-15? Year old girls ... I hope to one day fuck one but I don't know how I would ever be able to do it

Idgaf as long as it's concesual

>obligatory kurd-fetish post
a lot of them are based tho

When I was in first year University I went to a frat party with my girlfriend. Turns out it was more than a frat party and at the end of the night it was one massive orgy. It was probably the most kinkiest night of my life.

It's not worth it Sup Forumsro. You've got to think about where your priorities are. Right now, you're putting a few minutes (let's be honest) of pleasure over a relationship of 4 years. If you've been together for 4 years, then you've lasted longer than some marriages, man! Your passions are out of whack. You've got to get away from it and figure out what needs to be on top. And I promise you, fucking your gf's friends shouldn't be higher than your relationship. Do me a favor: Picture, just for a second what would happen if your gf found out that you'd fucked one of her friends. What would she feel, what would she do? Imagine it. How would you feel?

I was just fucking around on omegle video chat and someone was streaming a certain type of extreme cheese pizza. I've been around here for a while so I've seen 'softcore' shit posted, but this was honestly fucking horrible. I think it might have been DD based on descriptions I've heard from others, but you faggots might not even know what you mean. I feel kind of what the fuck now, guess that's a good thing though.

PRAISE ASSAD.

Most of the videos I have are self shot

I need to hook up with you to get to the 14 year olds

>make throw away snap chat accounts
>add random gay and bi dudes from reddit
>send them fap pics and vids
>cum buckets

>Offer her money in exchange for a quick succ.
litterally even more jail...like double jail...

I've not left my house since my bestfriend died. It's been 2 years now and I'm getting kicked out next month.

Welp so I'm dating this girl, which is pretty awesome and everything but most of the time she is just stupid and that pissed me off.
I've cheated on her several times idk if I should just break up with her or just tell her what it is wrong see if I can fix it, now she want us to move together ._. However I don't think I would stand be with her stupidity for to long and not have my house available to cheat on her again.
:v

I saw DD back in the day. Truly gruesome stuff.

Well my parents are okay with the fact that i don't pray, but i pretend to fast in Ramadan, about 2 of my friends only know and they're okay with it, the others think am a muslim but not a religious person, so far no problems except having to sneak food and water in ramadan, i come from lebanon, if they knew am atheist i wouldn't be killed but will be regarded badly by some society member and hated by other but lots of people won't care.