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mary sue edition

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New The Normies video when? They have the best reaction videos desu

5st for Osha's corpse is lovely

When is Rickon going to go apeshit

Why do showfags "pretend" they're smart enough to figure out R+L+J when they basically google bookfag theories in order to find out Jon's true parentage?

They can barely spell character names and they say shit like "it's my theory but I think john is son of Ieanne and the dragon prince".

who's going to win the game of thrones

>cersei lannister / jaime lannister / zombie monster
>the tyrells / kevan lannister
>the high sparrow / armed religious zealots
>jon/melisandre/night's watch/wildlings/salsa
>ramsay bolton / house bolton / twenty good men
>le sand sneks / oberyn's crazy whore
>the fucking greyjoys i guess?
>littlefinger
>dany/dothrakis/unsullied/dragons/midget/eunuch/handsome bearded guy/cuck
>night's king / ice zombies
>zombie catelyn stark / other

this is everyone i can think of who's in the running to win the game of thrones

First for teleporting

reminder that Sup Forums has nothing anymore

SJWs rule it all and its glorious

she's back this week :)

is there anything sadder than watching other peoples reactions to things?

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CONFIRMED LEAK FOR KINGSLANDING PLOT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON(from the same spanish guy who leaked some earlier episodes)

>Varys still controls the kids(the little birds), foreshadowed by the scene where he says "birds I always trust" right before the scene with Qyburn and the birds
>orders them to kill Olenna, Pycelle, Kevan, Qyburn and Tommen(the scene in one of the trailers where the kids are killing someone)
>naturally, Cersei becomes the prime suspect because nobody else could do it
>2 of the judges had been decided(don't know who they are, probably Mace and someone else)
>as for the third judge, Jaime is appointed, the other judges vote yes and no
>cue dialogue scene between Jaime and High Sparrow where he reveals that Cersei cheated on him with Lancel
>Jaime votes yes because he's aware of how Cersei is fucked up now
>Cersei demands a trial by combat
>Of course appoints Robert Strong as her champion as she thinks nobody can beat him
>Them it appears
>MOTHERFUCKING SANDOR CLEGANE IS THE CROWN'S CHAMPION(don't know for sure the details of how it happened, but supposedly it's a bit different from the gravedigger theory)
>beats Robert, supposedly using fire because karma or something(this part is a rumour)
>Cersei gets executed
>the prophecy of Maggy The Frog is fulfilled, her 3 children die, then she dies by the hand of the "Little Brother", in this case it may be either Jaime for voting against her or The Hound for defeating Gregor
>Kingslanding becomes a mess because there's nobody with claim to the throne alive and most of the small council is dead
>High Sparrow rises to power and becomes some sort of regent ruler
>not sure what happens to Jaime in the final episodes, rumour is that he flees to the riverlands with Bronn under a new identity

HE RETURNS NEXT EP

Best place to download s06e04 from?

>Should we make Euron with an eyepatch as he was in the books?
>No
>Why?
>_________

Dany vs Ramsey.
Who is more cringeworthy?

kek

daily reminder to report the normie shill autist.

Sluts.

Dany isn't really a Mary Sue though if you think about how she started out and how much she's been fucking up for the past 5 seasons.

hey i haven't caught the episode yet, can someone answer this for me:

is there some reason the dothraki guys don't run out of the house after dany sets it on fire? or like... break dany's neck, then run out of the house after dany sets it on fire?

>tfw no one can defeat dany

why do you watch reaction videos?
Do they act as a means of vicarious normality?

torrent link where? None with seeds on TPB

I want her to sit on my face so badly. I fucking love average looking white girls.

How tall is Jon?

How tall is Sansa?

>he cares about small details

>jon aryn will find out littlefinger killed his aunt
>will have him thrown through the moon door
i feel like this COULD happen, but i don't want it to

do the stark kids know that littlefinger fucking ned over?

>episode is called book of the stranger
>no book
>no stranger

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Ramsay by far.

reminder 90% of the episode was great

inb4:
>DABID
>/reddit/

The door is blocked

dany.. atleast the dude who plays rsmsey can act.

CURRENT CHARACTERS WHO CAN BE DESCRIBED AS FOOKIN LEGENDS:

DAENERYS TARGARYEN
JON SNOW

WHO ELSE MAY BE ADDED TO THIS LIST BY SEASON'S END?

End scene was garbage, tell me why I am wrong

nth for dothraki master plan

He'll build a better world, and make the living pay for it

>he isn't with a private tracker

>tfw GoT already hit rock bottom and we have not been even introduced to Darkstar yet

Chubby girl tits.

>forgetting the part where Marg quoted the book of stranger

still an odd title for a little moment

Jon is 5'3
Sansa is 6'2

They give Kit boots with a bout 5 inches of lift in the sole, and they regularly dig holes in the ground for Sophie to stand in amidst the other cast members.

Jorah and Daario blocked the door from the outside.

They don't try to kill her because everything around them is on fire

I'm really trying to find a way to say she looks good all bruised up and bloody but I can't find a way that you won't turn into "beating her in the face with the quarterstaff for a few hours IMPROVED her face".

Nothing about it was illogical. She killed all the leaders. They follow her now. What's wrong?

>tfw no quirky accordion girl
i miss her already

Okay, fuck it, I'm hype

Then not the girl for you.

Will be mistaken for Beric

Why didn't they bother writing this guy as a character properly?

Why didn't they give him any sort of internal conflict? Why don't they show him paining over the fact that he's a bastard? Why don't they give him admirable traits to make his terror even more difficult to swallow?

He's got such an interesting set up, and all we get is a terrible reenactment of the Joker.

Don't bully Emilia. She did her best. Blame the writers

>no hannah murray LOVELY!
nice trips tho.

>dany haters confirmed for not even watching the episode
>dany haters confirmed for not even watching the episode
>dany haters confirmed for not even watching the episode

why's she so smug bros?

why is she so fucking smug

They follow strong warriors and engage in raiding and nomadic behaviour.

They do not follow prisoners who set a building on fire and have zero combat capability and whose goals are incompatible with Dothraki culture.

If Brienne fought her way through Vaes Dothrak and killed every Khal with her bare hands she'd be torn to pieces.

Have we started the fire?

You are supposed to kill the old khal in proper battle, not through cheap tricks.

Osha was the death that upset me the most this season.


I missed her and now she's gone forever.

it wouldn't surprise me if Sansa was 6 feet already

REDDIT OUT

That was her best?

But blaming the writers and claiming their writing has gone down the shitter is something only bookautists do.

Just be content to watch the pretty colours on the screen

>strong (male) warriors (through combat alone)
says literally where in the book or show or fuck it, ill even give you the wiki

What does her sweat smell like?

He's just as evil and repugnant in the books if not more so, but there he isn't a funny invincible Joker character. The problem with Ramsay is that they turned him into a meme and the star of the show instead of just being the co-antagonist one plotline.

Because she just fucking got a new dothraki horde to kill shit for her

Preston

please do not start faye posting against the frogtard.
he will ruin her by contamination.

She knows the fans will revolt if they try to recast her.

This is such obvious bullshit

Stop spamming your ebin ruse

why is the smirks brother so weak willed?

best girl

reminder that it was confirmed stannis is dead this episode

>He's already coming back
>He's gonna save this shit season

True, but she killed like 20 of them at the same time, so there has to be some bonus points for that

....So is he actually dead or what?
I still don't believe it, but I doubt it will ever be explained. Not in the show anyway.

Terrible acting, When she was looking at the khal she looked like she was holding in a terrible constipation shit

>Please prove to me that the Dothraki are a patriarchal warrior culture with strict gender roles and don't follow chubby women who can't fight

They hate witches, and she burned all their leaders in their sacred fucking city.
She would literally be satan in their eyes.

Fuck off DABID.

No full body thickness

THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER

Why do you fags not remember the khaleesi ate a goddamn horse heart in vaes dothrak a few years ago? Her brother got his head melted?
They've all heard about how she gave birth to her 3 dragons last time with 1 khal now she sacrificed a dozen everyone probably thinks she'll release a freakin horde

Am i missing a part?
tipping over 3 little flaming objects doesnt cause it to lash out like its the breath of a dragon.
On top of that no one tried to kill her when they couldn't escape? maybe its the edgy teen in me but i'd assume iI'm going to die and the cunt who caused it is looking at me within reach and i was physical stronger, I'm killing her.

I can only assume that whole temple was coating in oil, but assuming that why couldnt they smell it?

Great I bet

>nobody's maman died
classic d&d

REMINDER THAT DUMB RAPIST SUBHUMAN DOTHRAKI GARBAGE IS NO MATCH FOR SUPERIOR WESTEROSI KNIGHTS WITH ARMOUR AND DISCIPLINE

Tyrion is fucking unbearable in this episode.

He just arrived in Essos and he talks down to every single character. I've never seen anyone so smug. If he behaved like this in season one he would've died in the pilot.

Oh ok so you don't have any evidence anywhere? Alright glad you admit im right.

>promise me, Ned

She naturally has a hairy bush and I bet she fucking sticks.

I don't know why they asked her to shave in the show. In one of the interviews, she said "medieval people don't shave, right? and I'm also a wilding..."

>cut to Sand Snakes next episode being overcome in some way by their enemies
>"Ah, but we have our secret weapon"
>suddenly the lights in the room go out
>a soft, yet ominous whisper pervades the soundtrack of the scene
>"Of-the-night Of-the-night Of-the-night."
>a dramatic, deep cello note plays
>suddenly the *SCHING* of a sword being unsheathed
>a dim purple glow emanates from the shadowed corner of a room
>a man steps out of the shadows
>he is...
>"OF-THE-NIGHT"
>chanting picks up into operatic bellowing
>Gerold Dayne holds his sword up
>slays every man in the room
>chanting continues whilst he assfucks however many of the Sand Snakes are present

I'm rewatching the show and I don't think he even gets mentioned again. I want to fucking know

That's how the dothraki work tho...

I thought stannis fags were going to shitpost harder than they are

>Joker
Wellp that has been said.
Remember how this comic book clown just keeps his empire of thugs intact even tho he keeps killing them left and right?

So we're all agreed. The final shot of this season will be Dany leading in Westeros

No, I don't. You didn't answer my question.

RATE EACH SCENE

wall scene (job/ salsa, tormund/ brienne)

eryie scene (littlefinger showing who's in control)

mereen scene (tyrion explaining politics to retards)

daario + jorah stealth sequence

prison scene (queen + loras)

ramsay scene

smug dany scene

>witches
uh using fire is magic now?

also are we acting like this behavior doesn't have precedent? THIS HAPPENED BEFORE IN THE EXACT SAME WAY