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cara

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doing al isten

hockey is on soon buds

Have been at the hospital for 6 and a half hours now

baboons

Never heard of him

our rosy

ENGLAN?

EEEEEEENGLAAAAAAAAAN?

>toronto maple leafs
screeching

interstellar is the pinnacle of human creation

to call it a masterpiece is an insult

yes helo

keep getting fuckd on footy manager
cheat of a game ffs

who are these yutes

stop posting cara

helo spen

why

where is aisha

so lonely :[

Is that so?

might waggle myself off

EEEEEENGLAN!

ACTIVATING SPIN

why are you in hospital?

So am I 2bh.

post her fanny

first one to reply to this post can have my crisps

please

Madagascar?

Nah, our borders are closed

want to snort boogers from her hooknose and then cough them our at her feet while she presses her knee into my neck and says that i'm a nigger lover and that i've betrayed the white race

me

keep getting fuckd by the footy manager
cheat of a game ffs

*docks imperfectly with you*

stopped doing drugs and i feel better now

being sober is pretty fucking boring though

Hello

i dmenad crimps

she's skinnier these days and has her lips done
the tatts were awful as well
she was honestly perfect

come dam square

fuck madagascar and greenland to a lesser extent

H-hot?

anyone want to cuddle?

>went and bought a 6 pack of pale ales
>got asked for id
>hand card over
>jesus, you're 30

Hmmmmmm..............

kettle is on

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>onto my fifth tinnie

DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH

always cry at that bit

jesus was 32 when he died though

not necessarily a bad thing

Hot t b h.

Mum might have vertigo

might go to the runty local club for a shag since the gf isn't about

madman

what is this specimen

What's his endgame?

Drugs are great, people wouldn't do them if they weren't

Reality is shit

>250 words short of word count
>just can't be arsed

I can't force myself to rewatch the evangelion rebuild

They're just meh

need to move out my parents house but would really resent paying rent to someone I never meet for doing nothing to the place I live in . reckon I would literally kill them after the 3-4 time

hmmm

can you play Flo Rida's you spin me right round baby song on repeat please
thanks

had a rather odd “no gf” moment today lads
>get on plane
>grab a comfy window seat, old woman sitting in the aisle
>fairly cute girl behind me sits in the middle seat between me and the old lady
>bit weird since there were a lot of open better seats available but whatever
>she puts in headphones, i fire up my computer
>planetakingoff.jpg
>planelanding.jpg
>old woman leans over to the girl
>”you had your headphones in the whole time, what were you listening to?”
>”uh…spotify”
>”you should’ve been talking to the boy next to you. 4 hours and you two didn’t say a single word.”
>” thought you were married and were having a fight because you were sitting next to each other and didn’t say a single word”
>”I mean he’s handsome, you’re fabulous, you could’ve made a fast friend”
>”I met my husband on a plane, you know, we just struck up a conversation and we’re still together 40 years later”
>”there’s no middle age you know, you’re young and then one day you just wake up and you’re old”
>”you’ve got to stop staring at those screens and start living in the world”
>she departs, we both silently deplane and proceed into the night
bit uncanny desu. i’ll be up quite late tonight thinking about this.

also i’ll be reposting on /r9k/ so feel free to join the conversation over there

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HELLO HELLO

homo yankien

nah told him he's made my year so far

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*straps you in to the cuddle machine*

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yeah but they mess you up
hard to be a functioning drug addict with a job, did it for a number of months but it was extremely exhausting

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Posh Spice>Cheryle Cole burner

>people actually concern themselves with this shit
zuz

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>had a rather odd “no gf” moment today lads
>>get on plane
>>grab a comfy window seat, old woman sitting in the aisle
>>fairly cute girl behind me sits in the middle seat between me and the old lady
>>bit weird since there were a lot of open better seats available but whatever
>>she puts in headphones, i fire up my computer
>>planetakingoff.jpg
>>planelanding.jpg
>>old woman leans over to the girl
>>”you had your headphones in the whole time, what were you listening to?”
>>”uh…spotify”
>>”you should’ve been talking to the boy next to you. 4 hours and you two didn’t say a single word.”
>>” thought you were married and were having a fight because you were sitting next to each other and didn’t say a single word”
>>”I mean he’s handsome, you’re fabulous, you could’ve made a fast friend”
>>”I met my husband on a plane, you know, we just struck up a conversation and we’re still together 40 years later”
>>”there’s no middle age you know, you’re young and then one day you just wake up and you’re old”
>>”you’ve got to stop staring at those screens and start living in the world”
>>she departs, we both silently deplane and proceed into the night
>bit uncanny desu. i’ll be up quite late tonight thinking about this.
>also i’ll be reposting on /r9k/ so feel free to join the conversation over there

based grandma, trying to get you laid

Honestly don't know why these roleplaying communists haven't killed themselves by now.

Must be exhausting acting like a proud cuckold 24/7

>social media
neck yourself

i'm a 28 year old khv la, probably the biggest freak here by virtue of my age alone

What happened

@69588672
objectively shit opinion no (You)'s

agelet detected

SOWSHUL MEEDIER

Were you allowed to drink on the plane

think this may be the work of that lad with the document hmmmmm

Weed

I'll be thirty in 2 weeks ;_;

>he's handsome
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aisha said something about the chicago kidnapping and got so thoroughly embarrassed that she removed her twitter

Jobs are a big part of the reason reality is shit

thats not aisha

>used to have phimosis
>fixed it
>now when i pull the ol' foreskin back it strangles my dick behind the head
>looks weird as fuck when i let it dangle

n-nice

old ladies say everyone is handsome

mood exactly

got banned from r/socialism for calling someone a retard

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>tfw no cute british bf

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need a london harry potter qt

true

what was your poison of choice?

i am dead and crying inside