Would you rather fuck a hot dead chick or a ugly live chick

Would you rather fuck a hot dead chick or a ugly live chick

Also no an heroing

How longs it been dead

How dead? Are we talking cold stiff corpse or like just died. Also what is she dead from, does she have all her limbs and body parts or is she missing her head and covered in blood. How ugly is the living chick, and by who's standards. OP you put 0 thought into this question please try again.

Ugly live chick any day of the week. My turn.

Would you rather jackoff to a porn video of your choice while your parents are watching you (cum and everything) or jackoff to a video of your parents fucking without them ever knowing (you still have to cum)?

Two days dead. Gotta make heat with friction or stick a hand warmer in there before
She was strangled to death by you

what position are they doing it?

Ugly live one.

>It's easier to put bag over uggos head

>Then it is to explain to the ER doctor where you got all the strange diseases from.

Missionary and doggy, as well as oral.

2 days, rigor mortis means I go for the ugly chick

Also it's Rosie odonnel
Or however you spell that shit

my parents are dead so I go for first option they can watch from heven

hot dead chick without any doubt, but why, if I strangled her myself, should I wait two days before fucking her? why not when still warm?

Definitely parents watching me. I thunk

Because you have to follow the rules you fuck

they also see you everytime you take a shit

fuck; thats hot

two days means maggot. ugly chick. if she had been nice and warm i wouldve deadchick

not if you used chill conditions and if hanging from the armpits no compression angling

Would you rather:
Yell fuck niggers at a cop hating protest
Or
Eat Hillary Clinton ass for an hour

how many in protest?

ugly live chick. thats not even a hard question

no maggots, she'll be stiff and all yellow with purple spots in the lower portions of the body (this depends of her position) and have a weird smell

Would you rather

>exterminate all muslims

OR

>exterminate all niggers

There are hundreds of people blocking streets primarily African Americans and your deep in the crowd

Can I choose both?

No user. That's the point of would you rather.

Has her ass be clean or like a sweaty clay pit?

Dead bodies stay warm for 12 minutes...

We are talking about Hilary's ass here. Nobodies been in there since 95

Ugly live chick

Dead bodies don't scream

Man do I save the world or America.
K fuck the world kill all niggers America is the greatest nation on earth

So long as she wiped since 95 then take the ass, cool enough

Would you rather fuck a roadkill that's been dead for almost a week (Condom and no diseases guaranteed) or eat it until is just bones (Again no diseases guaranteed.)

Yell fuck niggers. At least then I go down fighting. You can't fight mega-aids.

First one. IDGAF who watches me jack it.

Muslims. Niggers are small scale, directionless violence. Muslims are an organized threat to civilization. Plus, niggers didn't choose to be niggers, but muslims chose to be muslims.

>my parents are dead so I go for first option they can watch from heven
>they also see you everytime you take a shit

Oh god, all those trap threads I've visited...

hot dead chick. just stick her in my large freezer until I need to use her, then stick her back in and repeat as much as I need.

How about a decent-looking chick who is really, really sick?

Hot dead chick. Bonus points if she's cold but not decomposing yet.

Hell, I'd do that without being forced to.

But... you'd have to wait for her to thaw to use her.... and she'd be disgusting oozing ball of pus before you ever got to stock your dick in her

Would you rather let a black guy fuck your girl?
OR
Suck a white guy?

Would you rather be a male nurse

or

a female cop?

Gender change applies

Your point? It takes about 24 hours for the first maggots to emerge

Female cop.

Black guy

I don't even have a girlfriend lol

Male nurse. Already a guy and less chance of being shot.

I'd drain her blood and use embalming fluid to preserve her body.