Would you rather fuck a hot dead chick or a ugly live chick
Would you rather fuck a hot dead chick or a ugly live chick
Also no an heroing
How longs it been dead
How dead? Are we talking cold stiff corpse or like just died. Also what is she dead from, does she have all her limbs and body parts or is she missing her head and covered in blood. How ugly is the living chick, and by who's standards. OP you put 0 thought into this question please try again.
Ugly live chick any day of the week. My turn.
Would you rather jackoff to a porn video of your choice while your parents are watching you (cum and everything) or jackoff to a video of your parents fucking without them ever knowing (you still have to cum)?
Two days dead. Gotta make heat with friction or stick a hand warmer in there before
She was strangled to death by you
what position are they doing it?
Ugly live one.
>It's easier to put bag over uggos head
>Then it is to explain to the ER doctor where you got all the strange diseases from.
Missionary and doggy, as well as oral.
2 days, rigor mortis means I go for the ugly chick
Also it's Rosie odonnel
Or however you spell that shit
my parents are dead so I go for first option they can watch from heven
hot dead chick without any doubt, but why, if I strangled her myself, should I wait two days before fucking her? why not when still warm?
Definitely parents watching me. I thunk
Because you have to follow the rules you fuck
they also see you everytime you take a shit
fuck; thats hot
two days means maggot. ugly chick. if she had been nice and warm i wouldve deadchick
not if you used chill conditions and if hanging from the armpits no compression angling
Would you rather:
Yell fuck niggers at a cop hating protest
Or
Eat Hillary Clinton ass for an hour
how many in protest?
ugly live chick. thats not even a hard question
no maggots, she'll be stiff and all yellow with purple spots in the lower portions of the body (this depends of her position) and have a weird smell
Would you rather
>exterminate all muslims
OR
>exterminate all niggers
There are hundreds of people blocking streets primarily African Americans and your deep in the crowd
Can I choose both?
No user. That's the point of would you rather.
Has her ass be clean or like a sweaty clay pit?
Dead bodies stay warm for 12 minutes...
We are talking about Hilary's ass here. Nobodies been in there since 95
Ugly live chick
Dead bodies don't scream
Man do I save the world or America.
K fuck the world kill all niggers America is the greatest nation on earth
So long as she wiped since 95 then take the ass, cool enough
Would you rather fuck a roadkill that's been dead for almost a week (Condom and no diseases guaranteed) or eat it until is just bones (Again no diseases guaranteed.)
Yell fuck niggers. At least then I go down fighting. You can't fight mega-aids.
First one. IDGAF who watches me jack it.
Muslims. Niggers are small scale, directionless violence. Muslims are an organized threat to civilization. Plus, niggers didn't choose to be niggers, but muslims chose to be muslims.
>my parents are dead so I go for first option they can watch from heven
>they also see you everytime you take a shit
Oh god, all those trap threads I've visited...
hot dead chick. just stick her in my large freezer until I need to use her, then stick her back in and repeat as much as I need.
How about a decent-looking chick who is really, really sick?
Hot dead chick. Bonus points if she's cold but not decomposing yet.
Hell, I'd do that without being forced to.
But... you'd have to wait for her to thaw to use her.... and she'd be disgusting oozing ball of pus before you ever got to stock your dick in her
Would you rather let a black guy fuck your girl?
OR
Suck a white guy?
Would you rather be a male nurse
or
a female cop?
Gender change applies
Your point? It takes about 24 hours for the first maggots to emerge
Female cop.
Black guy
I don't even have a girlfriend lol
Male nurse. Already a guy and less chance of being shot.
I'd drain her blood and use embalming fluid to preserve her body.