Cleveland Indians @ Minnesota Twins: The Spaghetti Continues Edition

0-0 at the end of the First, somehow.

Also probably "Ded Thred 3" Sub-Edition

NAPOLI YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, getting our hopes up like that.

BTW the scoring first meme hasn't really been working this month. Maximum hoping

what humiliation will be foisted upon the Tribe today senpai?

Just made a thread too but I'll use this one.

NAP
A
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The Tomlin Win-After-A-Loss meme dies.
The relief shits the bed.
Errors.
Walk-off 2, Electric Twins-Sign Boogaloo

Or not, could be their unreliable defense hands a win over to Tribe, who knows

>It's an "ump sucks ass" episode

>The relief shits the bed.

I think the odds on this are about 30:1

Thanks Hammy.
"Tomlin hasn't lost on the road this year"

#BelieveInHam

It begins

Jobu was not impressed with that fake sacrifice yesterday

That shit was legit though. I guess Jobu just does what he wants.

Alright Tomlin

Time for insurance runs

>Almonte is still here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuckin Almonte
and then Gomes

>fake sacrifice

It's fucking Jobu, he knows better.

For one, there wasn't any rum. There's your big mistake there.

For another, the fake chicken thing didn't even work in his movie, why would it work in real life?

To fix Gomes though, you can't even be fucking around with chickens. You're going to have to behead an elephant or a whale or some shit to get his muju straight.

HOLY SHIT

TYBJobu

HOYL SHIT GOMES

There's that good luck, Yan!

>the fake chicken thing
It was a real chicken tho

Come on Kip

You obviously have no idea how sacrifices work. You have to SACRIFICE something, as in, it has to have personal value to you, and you have to give it completely to your diety, and you also have to be the one who fucking kills the little shit in order to show you mean business.

okay let's see if Lindor can do anything. at least he can't GIDP again ugh

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STOP IT

ugh

that was underwhelming

Well, at least Yan got a hit...

>Danny with the blue cape and tambourine

kek

no walks you bum

I do love this team tho

agreed

who /orange/ here

Hard on Tribe

here

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Can anyone photoshop a 2 liter of orange crush on his head?

Like him wearing it as a helmet, sideways.

got the SDI

who /stayed to the bitter end/ last night?

Here and then Colon cucked me

/turned off to do homework when it hit rain delay and checked to find the rain delay over and watched all the spaghetti/ here

We need runs, fellers

Tigers just won. A win here would be nice.

hopefully Cleveland still exists when this road trip ends.

Bangarang.

Why can't everyone wear the striped stirrups like Lindor, Naquin and Rajai?

>boreball does it again
>wew lad

Got my workout in on this 90 degree day, just saw Lonnie take 2nd. How has Tomlin been?

It really is the GOAT look.

damn it

good. a little wild early

Stop stealing base desu

Fuck off

Pretty good, your mom has started him on light pegging, and he's responding well, asking for something bigger.

>one post by this ID

Rosey's putting me to sleep.

See you guys in the 7th

I'm just hoping he carries is first half success over.

TIME FOR RUNS AND A MAINTAINED LEAD THAT GOES TO THE 9TH AND RESULTS IN AN INDIANS WIN

roll tribe

someone end Almonte

Here you go

Cherish it forever

he got cursed instead!

gomes is kill

Didnt anybody tell Gomes not to drink Jobu's rum??

And now he's dead :(

See?

You can't fucking fool Jobu.

at least Perez is coming back soon

How do you hurt your shoulder stepping on the bag lol

Literally nothing working out for Gomes. Maybe Jobu wants him to take time off and this time he'll be back to his old self.

That was a pretty shitty "tag" by Vargas too

So who's the 4th catcher?

>all these two out hits that don't get converted

PLEASE break the trend

Jobu vs Francona...who will win?

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>it's a Franky AB with two outs
please mate

we /Lucroy/ now?

FRANKIE

>not going 1st to 3rd on that
el oso pls

SCOREEEE

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okay SDI now pls

>Lucroy
Nah.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN THE TRAIN NAP

TOMLIN PLS SHUT DOWN INNING

We can't afford that trade. They'll ask for too much.

Shit, just reminded of the series with Baltimore coming up. The Tribe always has trouble with Baltimore.

Royals at their place will be tough too

Alright Lil' Cowboy

More worried about Royals at their home. Either way I see a tough stretch, optimistically splitting the 6 games or going 1-2 each.

As long as Cleveland can take the series, that's all that matters.

I hope having Brantley and Perez back by then will help.

Gonna be at the last two games of that series. What sign should I hold up?

>YFWDWWWDWE

A sweep of Twins would have made the perfect buffer for the upcoming series. If Indians win today it's a 6.5 lead against the Tigers, I think. Can't really rely on everyone else losing to keep the gap extended.

Whichever one you want.

Not even watching the game but Tomlin's a bum

Something about having to go to Baltimore to escape the RNC.

Yeah, I figure the ALC will come down to the wire again with each team somewhere within 1-2 games.

Please help Almonte

DAMN! Almost.

THAT HELPS

GIMENEZ! 1st AB