Good news everyone! you dont have to pay people to kill animals and eat their dead bodies anymore, there is other ways to get burgers!
Its even have fakeblood so now you can get a bloody steak without eat another living being ^_^
just wanted to share the news! the future is here!
pic related :)
and may all of you have a great and wonderfull life :) you deserve to be happy"
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Sorry i dont support the killings of plants
#plantlivesmatter
What if eating dead animals makes me happy? Do I still deserve my happiness?
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>Funny original joke.
An hero faggot.
Somebody
>pay people to kill animals
But I like killing animals and no one will let me do it for free.
If it's so great to not eat meat why do you want your vegetable matter to look and taste like meat?
Once told me, the world is gonna roll me..
>paying $8 a pound for fake hamburger meat instead of $4
Wake me up!
I aint the sharpest tool in the shed
What's wrong with eating another living being? It's unavoidable...
>calling something that doesn't contain meat patty
Sounds good to me, that shit is full of hormones and all kinds of cancer causing shit.
It's probably expensive as fuck I bet.
Vegans are going to spontaneously combust when plant sentience is properly discovered.
I DON'T WANT YOUR FUTURE!
Not really. It's the lesser of two evils, not everything is so black and white.
People forget many people go vegan for health reasons to.
Tfw work in an abottoir
Fuck you op
If veggies were so good, they wouldn't need to turn it into meat.
Hows the PTSD?
You know you are completely fucking up your brain right? "i'm used to it". EXACTLY.
Get out of there man, you can't hit the redo button on life.
You have my support brother #plantlivesmatter
Hitler fought war for this?
an hero plz
yeas
Genuine question: would you eat meat cultivated in a lab?
Consider the following.
You will never lose your virginity. Go watch leafy some more.
This is not halal.
Allahu Akbar!
Of course.
As long as it wasn't full of chemicals.
who?
Everything is made out of chemicals. Even vegetables.
Everything is made of chemicals you fucking retard chemophobe.
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no joke, plants have are living beings too. who are you to decide which organism is deemed worth protecting?
Plants aren't capable of any kind of feeling, though.
only because we dont fully understand it doesnt mean they cant feel pain. check this out.
theguardian.com
Nigger you know what I meant, chemicals you don't want, I like lsd and pcp, fuck off. I mean hormones, things they use in the feed, it's some bad shit that you don't want.
Your mom is chemicals and her vagina is a vegetable because I squashed it
He is right you know, they did some crazy experiments and found out they have memories, intuition and the ability read minds.
They had a guy burn a leaf, and then the other plants apparently were afraid of the guy, and when hed think of burning them they would react. They used something theyd normally used on human brains and hooked it up to the plant.