ITT we pretend it's 1994

ITT we pretend it's 1994.

I was playing grunge music and led Zeppelin in a garage in 1994

OMG GUYS TOMMY IS THE WHITE RANGER!

>bing
>bing
>bing
>KSSHSHHHHH
>beeedoo-beedooo bee
>KSSHSHHHHH

Also, 1994 was the first time I saw the web. I was visiting my cousin in college, and I was blown away by Mozilla and his desktop jelly bean wallpaper


I had already been aware of BBS pages

Could somebody please fax me some memes

Must figure out how to get rainbow level on mario kart again

fucking gophers

i found this floppy under my teachers hard drive wonder what could be on it

I went to the future, ask me anything

Fuck. Netscape Navigator crashed again.

so, you were retarded in 1994?

Can you guys help me find all the hidden items in super metroid? Im at 98% completion but can't find the last few upgrades.

Sure is fucking boring not having mass shootings and terrorist attacks every few days.

Gas is cheap.
Sadaam is bad.
Long-distance telephone bills are expensive.
I need a new Intel 486!

I'm 2 years old. Probably shitting my pants right now

I didnt exist. It's funny cuz i barely do now.

>1994
>new 486
Nice try.

fuckn checked

Woo, sure glad we don't have a Muslim problem over here. Sure hope George Bush gets that saddam outta there and we can squash the Muslims for sure! Whatcha say frank?

Never heard dialup noises?
Were you alive in 94?

Yo, how are the Detroit pistons doing this year?

Quads means you probably were.

This was still the case in Australia. They cost about $8000 around 1992, until the Pentium 1 arrived.

I was born in 94 and tomorrow's my birthday.

Illuminati confirmed

>bing
>bing
>bing
>KSSHSHHHHH
>beeedoo-beedooo bee
>Scream of an eldritch horror from beyond the veil

FTFY

I've been on Sup Forums since 2008 and this was the first time I got quads. God is good. Brb shitting my pants.

>me

>ok 1/350 chance = impossible odds

kys

wait, you werent born yet

kill your mom

When you hear the scream, you know you have summoned the internet.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(I was born that year)

be quiet, we pretend you are not born

>where do you work ?
>in the world trade center.

Hold on motherfucker don't 404

How do you work this pager

And the Wu-tang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

yo anyone seen that new beavis and butthead episode, it was pretty cool

Holy heck. Quads dude

GUYS, ARE WE THERE YET?
(I was probably sperm on route by 1994)

In 1994 I was beating street fighter 2 on the snes

Wew wee, I luvin my lightning fast, 24.3 kbsp internet speed.

genius

Damn communists

>shits in a diaper
>fuck hoes

I was born in 2000
So don't know t bh

What a Sup Forums?

Kys

Underage b&

You see, most of you kids are obviously faking it. You did not have AOL in your house in 1994. Sorry chubs.
In fact, you probably are too young to have even used an early AOL.

Sega saturn online play and Fucking internet.

UNDERAGE B&
ENJOY THE BAN

KURT WAS KILLED BY COURTNEY!!!

itt I'm -2 years old
>ama

>First breaths are drawn at the hospital where I was born

when will prometheus finally bring fire to mankind?

...

The details can be extrapolated from that poor attempt at censoring, and your fingerprints can now be planted at convenient locations.

bait.jpg

>Implying I'm not a major.
If I was 22 I would be working right now.

Wash your hands you filthy piece of shit

lol

...

i fap to Pamela Anderson and don't use the phrase "to fab to" but "masturbate imagining having sex with".

man i sure hope my dad can figure out computers. they look neat.

Fresh out of work

quads of truth

MODS

underage
B&. Mods pls

>be me
>be 13 years of age
>on my way home from junior high on my rad new skateboard
>it's totally epic because of the tony hawk label on the bottom of it
>stop at the local texaco station
>buy some crystal pepsi and cheesy poofs
>rad.jpg
>get home, boot up the ol' genesis
>play some sonic
>collect more rings than a divorced black woman
>feast on gas station snacks
>thirty mins later, called to dinner
>we eat our tv dinners in front of the tv (watching seinfeld)
>fall asleep trying to make sense of abstract comedy

Mods

i got this girls pager number at Musicland today. She looked like that Monica girl from that new friends show on nbc she was wearing flannel, denim shorts and sandals. She was telling me how ace of base was the greatest band of all time and I agreed. I'm hoping to take her to see the flintstones on our first date. Movie looks hilarious.

huh huh... you said head

Holy shit, you guys!! Kurt cobain killed himself!!

...

just got born "waa waa"

For some reason people always say they are the sperm, even though, you are as much the egg as the sperm.

What's your favorite color

What are you on about m8? I had AOL on my IBM 10mhz computer, with 512kb ram, running DOS 3.3 through the 90's. AOL would send me a free floppy like every month with AOL 1.6 on it.

it wasn't even with a 14.4k modem. This was with a 300 baud modem, nigger. That's .3k

There will never be a president as big of a liar as Clinton. I'll vote republican, next, that will show them!

>uld send
yay, free floppies

zoz

Good point..

Guys i got this game from the US and it dosent work on my PAL console. Dosent fit. Wat do?

I blame pop culture with shit like "Look who's talking"

Why do you live in a world of nothingness?

Genetically engineered tomatoes are now fda approved for human consumption! This is bullshit! We have to rebel and tell the government that we don't want this kind of shit!

Day 5,.. Vídeo still Downloading,..
I hope it worth it!

Why do you tongue my anus but never ask for money in return?

I chuckled

Day 5,.. Vídeo still Downloading,..
I hope it worth it!
(Damn it)

I just came back from my friends apartment few stories below. Me and few other friends got together with our hard drives, connected thwm to one PC, and exchanged mp3's, some movies in 800x600, s0me games, and some funny images. I hope I didn't catch any virus this time.
Tomorrow is saturday. I will go to local market and buy some pirated software & movies on CD's.

>Poland

Did you guys hear?? OJ Simpson is on a high speed pursuit with police! He killed his wife and some Jew.

not owning a Jp and US 60hz consoles, dammit user you were some kinda casual, am guessing you didn't live in London or ever fight at Las Vegas for 20p a credit huh...

anyone hear this new album by a band called weezer?

This beta version of the next version of Windows is amazing. I can run Doom and switch back to work as soon as my boss comes in now!

Yeah dude, I listen to it all the time from the sample video on this beta version of Windows. Isn't it amazing that you can watch video in 320x240 pixels!

I'm 1 how did I get here
Somebody help me

Nice quads, krogan would be proud

RIGHT?!

Let's go do some coke at my office, top floor at world trade center, NY.

I'll see you all in a week when the thread fully loads.

1994.
The year I started to have intercourse with my younger sister.
Man.. if only I had a camera so I could have taken pictures of it.