Go outside

>go outside
>"ching chang chong i rove overwatch so much XDDD rets pray reague of regend whire we eat doggo :DDDD'
Kill me now.

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>go outside
>börk börk bork i löve multiculture såh much, låt us play CS änd eat somali dick

>go outside
>get shot
dog bless :DDD

>go outside
>epa epa ay ay ayy I love tacos let's play al Xbox

>go outside
>NEIN HEIL HITLER GO TO WORK GAS THE JEWS

>go outside
>"kurwa mać i lov de widger so much XDDD ledz plei ledge of ligents wile wee eet pierogi :DDDD'
Kill me now.

haha. but chinks like LoL and overwatch.

you gooks aren't trying to follow chinks now, are ya. that's a massive downgrade for you guys

>go outside
>tchun tcha thun tcha
>I born here and don't know what it means

>work at grocery store
>fat woman tries to steal fat scooter
>gets stuck in a ditch
>waddles away
only in america lads

>go outside
>get stabbed
>go back home
>everything is stolen

What's the problem? unironically overwatch is a great game.

Fucking kek

More like

>GET RAPED BY A MUSLIM
>ALLHU AKBAR

>Pol Pot calls someone gook

...

>go outside
>no alcohol

what gives boys

>Go outside
>"ratatatatatatatatat! Kaboom! MORRE FILHO DA PUTA! *more flying bullets*

...

>Go outside
>Bing bong, death to paddy, tea, pubs and fish n chips

>go outside

Not even once.

>Hang out
>" Haha guise lets go smok weeed eat burgers'
>Sex
>" lets get some pussy that hasn't been dominated by superian asian or black cock'

bls tell me another story

me as well

>go outside
>las begas
>inside
>mother in law
wat do

>go outside
>have a civic day with culturally diverse range of people
>good law system
>eat prawns
>laugh condescendingly

>go outside
>reggaeton blasting
>3 earthquakes and 1 tsunami

>go outside
>cyka blyat vodka davai
feels good man

>go outside
>say something in brazillian spanish

>go outside
>1ft snow
>-10 or lower
>comfy as fuck walking around in the dark
>no beggars outside the stores (thanks snow-chan)

>go outside
>get mugged
>mugger then demands 15% tip

>go outside
>ZUMBALE MAMBO PA QUE MI GATA PRENDA LOS MOTORES

Suicidide :3

Go outside.
Go back in.

And then you are bitten by a deadly spider. Really nice cunt you got there.

>Go on an outsy-Woutsy
>Targeted by an ethnically diverse multiracial cast of miscreants
>At least none of them are East European *hum God Save the Caliph*
>They take my bag of Yorkshire Puddings
>Suddenly 12 bongs sound
>A fog rolls in
>A roving group of chavs set upon and devour the helpless ethnics
>Go back inside
>No Yorkshire Pudding
>Begin making a classic British meal: a toast sandwich
>Get knife to spread butter
>Police burst through my windows and doors
>Arrested for possession of an offensive weapon

>being scared of a tiny little spider

lol cuck
rather a couple of spiders than niggers with guns

>Go outside
>See Gandalf
>Eat some grass with my animals
>Pay taxes
>Climb mount doom
>See Israeli F-35s

You can play multiplayer games in Greenland? You're not so far from major population centers that lag is an issue?

More like
>go outside
>see this
>hear a baby crying
>see a dingo running off with someone's baby
>try to be a good citizen and chase it down

>go outside
>dead chink druggie in the gutter
>another dead slum dweller in the canal
>putang ina
>slurp balut
>play dota

(゜д゜)y-- ~

Go outside. Turn 360 degrees and go back inside.

>wake up
>step outside to enjoy the fresh ocean air
>about to head to my job I got by being a competitive employee in a free and unregulated market
>open up google maps on our free and unrestricted, state of the art internet
>a wave of 6 million ching chonging mainland tourists washes me down the street
>hit my head on one of their massive luggage cases and pass out in a pile of dog meat they left behind
>wake up 30 years from now as a citizen of the People's Republic

RIP Hong Kong, you were too good for the commonwealth ;_;

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

>Go outside
>Can't because my door is buried in snow

At least I still have internet. For now...

you wish

>go outside
>another glorious day in the beautiful city of dublin
>my nostrils are greeted with the familiar aroma of turf smoke and piss
>step over a homeless man in a sleeping bag outside my front door
>make my weekly pilgrimage to the post office to pick up my dole
>pass by a romani gypsy immigrant begging with an empty coffee cup
>reach post office
>there's a queue out the door because everyone is unemployed
>everyone smells like piss
>finally get my dole
>go to meet local dealer to buy 1 (one) gram of weed for €25
>get approached by a heroin junkie wearing an adidas tracksuit
>"any spaaaare chaaaange for de hostel boss"
>tell him to fuck off
>get stabbed
>end up on a trolley in hospital waiting for some kind of medical treatment
>waiting for 10 hours
>succumb to my wounds and die

>go outside
>everyone is working to death
>everyone looks unhappy

I don't mind the earthquakes, but I'm mad that they should at least kill all the fucking subhuman shits once for all.

>go outside
>earthquake destroyed my small town again, won't receive aid from our 20-man strong military for weeks
>everybody smokes weed but no one ever has any

>he actually believes this

>go outside
>weather is dreadful
>retired people are mean to you
>go back inside

what's the problem with league of legends?

t. 167 days spent on the game

are mainlanders even humans?

a game for babbies like you

>go outside
>snow to the knee, a bulldozer is to dig out a week
>all the neighbors retired boomers
>dig a well
>cold water in the well
>type in a bucket of snow and melt on the stove
>dig the barn to collect firewood
A typical day in Siberia

nah, it's pretty complex

at least you didn't get mauled by a tiger

>wake up
>it's 2 pm
>eat lunch made by my grandma
>go to the PC
>check if someone replied to my posts in chans and forums
>check the news
>choose a game to play or movie to watch

Delete this post right now

>go outside
>"ayy yo brutha was good ayy im marvin murda i got dis mistap im trurna sell make a few dollas take dese heafones an give it a listen [5 seconds later] yea is gud rite just a copla dollars man you can get you one ay yo where you goin man nah aight das good have a bless day man"

why? jelly?

>go outside
>steal some street dog
>"honey just bought dinner"

>Xbox
fuck off

>enter in Sup Forums
>post a comment
>"hello texas"

Honestly you gooks are fucking SHIT at video games.

I fell for the eSports meme.

>go outside
>Korean cuties everywhere
>korean guys are too busy playing overwatch
>get all the pussy
FeelsGoodMan

That feel when I unironically have been playing league of legends for roughly three years.

Why I don't live in cities.

>due to my atheist phenotype, I cannot properly bless them back XD

t. Hillary cuckstar

>go outside
>HAHA WE AREN'T AMERICANS WE ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICANS
>LET US GO GET A TIMMIES EH
>come back home to get memed on Sup Forums

>go outside
>"ole ole lets gou play Cs and eat paella we must prepare the bull after siesta amigo"

;__;

>go outside
>see my dudes
>drink wine together in the sidewalk
>get drunk
>get bored
>smoke some paco
>go around the town at mach speed in our motorcycles making a lot of noise and listening to cumbia villera
>crash with a bolivian greengrocery
>die

average day of the argie mate

you're living in Korea just go outside and enjoy your miniskirt women.
Excellent legs.

>Go outside
>Small town
>Nice and mountainous, very quaint
>People are kind, and generous
>The coffee is great, and the cherry pie is tremendous

do you live in the town twin peaks was set around?

>go outside
>push shopping cart out from behind my truck so I can go to work
>fight the forces of evil to get across the river
>get to work and make lots of cash being nice to rich stupid people
>spend half of it on my dog

t. Albuquerque

>go outside
>Jesh lestsh go outsijd end drouwn haha

Go outside and enjoy all the cuties with those beautiful hair and feminine penises :3

>go outside
i don't do that

Twin Peaks was basically supposed to be a small town in Washington but yeah, I live in a town that it's based upon.

>go outside
>get shot
>gunner leaves a cardboard that says "drug addict"

>go outside
>"alri lad ye going to the gaff tonight, gonna be good craic"

Lucas?

I miss you my friend!

>go outside
>ba bre bona ay like rakija so much XDD ajmo play PES while dreenk kahva/va/fa and eeat cevapi ;)

Always felt like Duterte is like Trump but actually holds his promises

>go outside
>get my ass kicked by a gang of niggers for being italian
>religion of peace truck runs them over and saves my ass
alhamdulillah

>be american
>go outside to eat at macdonalds
>order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>feminist in line screams patriarchy because I'm the one in front in line
>sjw beta males defend her and scream "you're a white male" even though they are as well
>niggers bursts in to the doors and screams "BLACK LIVES MATTER, BLACKS LIVES MATTER"
>pajeets rise from their seats and yell "HUGH MUNGUS WHAT"? and calls for security
>police finally comes in starts shooting people and half of them brings barbecue equipment ands asks people if they want a cookout
>get shot 3 times in the chest for resisting arrest
>crawl my way to the hospital because 911 equipment are being used by pranksters to SWAT streamers
>get treated and add $500000 to debt
>go home and cry myself to sleep
>bretty gud

>Go outside
>"amai wee arr reel contree zenne! lets pleej som FIFA kom kom!"

Let the cold kill ya.

Does anyone have any good examples of the "my proud country" meme?

>wake up late for work
>no time for breakfast
>just pull a banana from a tree on my way there
Feelsgoodman.jpg

Hey your cousin glowpark is posting this meme on lb again

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>Go outside
>Drown

lost my hotel key card somewhere.

probably left it at the pool hall or the restaurant where I had dinner tonight with a couple childhood friends.

a bit peeved at myself.

Well.. order new one from taobao

Kek

>be chinese
>lose hotel keys
You can't make this shit up!!

Don't need to. Just asked the front desk to copy a new one for me. But it costs extra money.

Could have had had an extra ￥200 to spend on booze and cigarettes if not for my careless nature.