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That webm should be considered NSFW that is gore seeing a skull cave in
Julian Martin
who /leftnuthangslowerthantherightone/ here
Mason Wilson
>yfw the new thread guy
Kayden Morales
...
Dylan Baker
I want to heem her cervix.
Landon Gonzalez
here are you left handed too
Luke Harris
EARLY THREAD AUTIST!!!!
Easton Morales
>still sticking with the gi meme
Zachary Carter
>mfw the thread is one post early
Jacob Jones
>this is a 10 in yurop
Christian Hill
Schaub Bless you brothers.
Adrian Powell
no
>tfw you will never be a match up nightmare for people
Benjamin Morris
>gi >meme 10th planet is the ultimate jiujitsu meme They're the nofap/vapers of martial arts
Carson White
>lawler >steroids
pick two
Anthony Phillips
she couldn't submit bjj newb joanna
Jeremiah Reed
i remember back in my aikido days that a red belt was the top belt how did a white belt beat a red belt?
Henry Lee
based
William Kelly
>tfw they call for a group photo at the gym and you gotta hide your boner because you were watching two QT girls roll
Thomas Thompson
>Yfw somebody cusses
Dominic Carter
Almost every guy's left nut hangs lower. It's called "anatomy" faggot, learn it.
Tyler Anderson
How do we stop the roid rage lads?
Brayden Rivera
>mfw someone say a cuss word near me
Juan Ward
>canada bragging about his cock and ball knowledge
Joseph Davis
watching Dirty Zoe get BTFO was the best part of that event
John Morgan
Why didn't they start jerking that guy off after he passed out? Do they only do that at my gym?
Liam Roberts
post thicc latina bjj loli webm pls
Cameron Hill
>Throwing a near fatal knee, then rolling that pokeball to capture his soul Welcome to Lellator
Cameron Ramirez
does "poop" count as a cuss
Asher Clark
>fertittas got out before bellator forces ufc to actually pay their fighters decent money
smart lads
Nathaniel Long
>amerifat being unable to see his nutsack Go to college, Jethro.
Nicholas Clark
They should make a sub grappling ruleset, strikes are allowed on the ground but not standing, Would really change how ground wrestling and submissions would be and probably lead to better ground and pound in general in MMA.
Elijah Lee
nothing wrong with extra peptides
Nathaniel Brooks
Fugg time to fap
Cameron Garcia
they knew their biggest stars were all about to get exposed or popped so they decided to sell it while it was hot
smart fellas
Connor Bailey
>Jethro ?
Adrian Mitchell
plus conrad is going independent soon
Robert Nguyen
It's a common southern name. What are you a shitskin immigrant?
no i hate nonwhites, i've never heard that name in 34 years
Charles Ward
sambo is mainly stand up and i heard they didn't choke. why don't we see more BJJ guys go into sambo competitions?
Nolan Allen
halal snack pack for me lad
Chase Morgan
Nah, they train it all. Because it's localized to eastern europe.
Angel Bailey
water
Parker Sullivan
I've got only one thing on my mind for tomorrow's lunch. Potato spinach casserole.
Alexander Barnes
microwaveable yakisoba
Jordan Cooper
i always wonder why we never see sambo dudes punch hues in their guard in sub grappling. if sambo has it all
hell what does sambo guard work look like?
Samuel Wilson
I got loaded last night and am hungover so I just ordered pizza and wings. Gonna sip some syrup and fuck my gf when she gets here in about an hour. Dank post bender ritual.
Cameron Young
are you going to stay awake for the next UFC card?
Mason Ross
Buttery bread, cough syrup, corn nuts, and Bud Light.
Michael Richardson
Baking a sasquatch pizza
Benjamin Morgan
Fatty what's up?
Carson Butler
this is one really annoying line of text
Henry Hernandez
Why is Browne so fucking shit?
He has no fucking ability to control range
Owen Lee
Cain is literally a muuuunssssteeeeeerrrrrr
Nathaniel Turner
>Camels nice.
do they sell cigarettes without the ugly packaging in the US or does it depend on the state?
Ryan Gray
...
Wyatt Mitchell
he relies on his size and his former ability to take shots, when he cant bully someone he wilts
Hudson Wright
>Wasting good sasquatch meat on a pizza
I bet you put 'chup on your steak too.
Anthony Jenkins
That is ridiculous, just how retarded are you?
Landon Lee
>there are smokers here
Jack Hill
>i got loaded last night >am hungover >gonna sip some syrup >dank post bender ritual
you're a douche
Asher Cruz
mild to moderately
Hunter Anderson
That wasn't me but I don't really give a fuck about your opinion of me.
Jace Price
I smoke a lot of weed daily.
Do something about it faggot
Noah Harris
I'd settle on a firm "moderately". Wear your retardedness as armour, so that nobody can use it against you.
Joanna should be in a coffin with makeup like that
Eli Rivera
how can people stand to listen to schaub for extended periods
Jose Ross
Kek, thanks for linking this senpai
JJ's a beast
Henry Morgan
all the punching power of an 8 year old
Asher Jenkins
how can people stand to listen to schaub for extended periods
Andrew Powell
Fore sure wipe those cheeto fingers off
Jonathan Roberts
Because most of us aren't cheeto fingered nerds and we can appreciate greatness when we hear it. Schaub is perhaps the sharpest mind in MMA as well as being very intelligent and quick witted.
Anthony Turner
Get in my guard, motherfucker.
Asher Smith
Schaub bless, my brothers. May his glory forever guide you.
Bentley Jones
He sounds real annoying and makes Joe Rogan sound incredibly smart and eloquent by comparison
Cooper Thomas
Ronda looking thicc
Lincoln Peterson
>Tell Nunes to make it 170
Parker Edwards
God, I want that bunda
Lucas Rodriguez
If you don't like Schaub what are you even doing on /heem/? For sure lose the page bro
