What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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The only good kind.

A 2D one!

The very best kind! None at all!

Any

A girl who is always on computer, or tv, to play games and watch anime with me

Maybe a VR one with a fleshlight controller

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So a fat pig

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I've been looking for a boy like you! ^////^

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A White one.

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the pretend kind that goes away when i take off my VR headset and put her physical robot shell back in the closet

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Is that zach braff?

2D
Like saber

Yup.

A loli

The best gf of all

So we can destroy lives together.

Yeah i dont care abt fatness

You have chosen wisely.

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a fuckable cat.

A fuckable rabbit.

this pose always makes me laugh cause it looks like the girls doing it are either being cute/shy or are about to puke but are kind of happy about it

Pls

I concur.

Like this

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a fuckable meme.

do you know her? if so ask her out.

Unfortunately no

she looks like a heartless bitch

I have a few ideal wives in my brain.
Numero Uno
>qt3.14, grown woman and acts it
>looks like a teenage or preteen girl
>smart as fuck
>reads books the way we read greentext
>loves the big brother fantasy/fetish thing
>wears a lot of tight clothing
Dos.
>six-foot-six, towers over me
>medium-large tits
>/fit/, in the way fencers and runners are- lithe and toned
>slightly above average intelligence but not super smart like uno
>loves music, weaboo shit
>coated in high-quality, tasteful tattoos, sleeves especially
>pierced all over the face, plus nips and clit
>doesn't care about being seen nekkid
>likes tits played with
>will cuddle me ad infinitum
Tres.
>average size in all respects
>intelligent beyond or at the edge of my own ability to comprehend
>incredibly cock-hungry and subby
>into bondage, S&M, rape play and generally being abused- literally creams her pants being strangled and beaten
>into me cheating on her; will legit hire me hookers just so I can tie her up and make her watch me fuck another bitch
>can still fight like a beast if need be
Quatros.
>loves me
>MILF
>can patch any injuries
>into some weird shit
>Medical Mommy
>probably a MENSA member
>cuddles ad infitnutum, puts up with me when I have man-cold
>pic related

10/10 would chill and get high with

One of the female sort

yuck

Someone who won't leave me

i am entirely positive that we have gone absolutely too far

one that would let me drink her blood

There's a chick on okcupid who looks like her.

okcupid.com/profile/autumn-meow

Anna Karina

chill laid back, kinky, funny or interesting. not a total retard.

I'm using Sup Forums so obviously I'm not the sexiest man on earth, But I'm not deformed, and I'm not fat. Literally a girl that isn't deformed or obese. that's all i need in looks.

Willing to settle for a mtf If they are interesting enough to fill the eternal loneliness that i feel deep inside.

A female human close to my age with which I can have postmarital, consensual sex with for the sole purpose of procreation.

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A real

DUDE WEED LMAO

GUYS BTW I SMOKE WEED

You can get paid to have that. There's some haggish older ladies who are desperate to get married and have kids before their womb dries up.
So desperate they will literally take care of you like the child they never had.

If you want kids and they are to old and trashed to produce. divorce and find a new one, time is money nigga

A girl who has talents and is kind of nerdy and doesn't mind spending hours at the bar calculating the prices of which martini size is the best deal, and ordering tons of those. Enjoys vidya as an action not a statement of identity. She likes to cook me food and often surprises me with it. Always wants to cuddle. Wants to watch obscure movies and television and has a lovely voice and play an instrument we can smoke weed and make music together, by the candle light our own serenade. The kind who doesn't mind making fatalistic love til we part promises, believes in love as a willing sacrifice, not a burden. The kind who never thinks she's holding me back. And I want to be with her through all life's joys, all life's sorrows.

a girl 7/10 or up that has similar interest with me, and has daddy issues

What if you could have that girl, and she's into all the same sex stuff you are as well.

But she doesn't smoke weed. and every time she sees you doing it, sighs and leaves the room.

>daddy issues
those are the kinds of girls you fuck, not date

I don't have to smoke weed I haven't all week.

Literally me, but white and with a vagina.

This

one that looks and smells like my mom

whoever will say yes. i don't even care anymore i'll take anyone

Preferably a real one

qt trap with an average penis.

A nerdy red head like this. Especially if she has a nice ass. That or a japanese waifu.

A playful slut

She looks like a real life Yuna from X-2

Anyone woman willing to take it in the ass on a regular basis.
In all seriousness Anal play is pretty much my only dating standard these days.

this

Emily Rudd

The Man from Earth