Ask the Kwisatz Haderach anything

ask the Kwisatz Haderach anything

Am I truly a mentat

YOU YOUNG BUCK!

Wanna get dubs?

No/ Take sapphu on a regular basis and you will become one

the freshmaker

Wise words

make it so

trips is truth

Usul, tell me of the water of your homeworld.

/b hails paul muad'dib

thank you. Want nudes of my GF?

Oh, almighty Kwisatz! I do want nudes of your GF.

Please show us how chani's cunt is? Is it delicious? Is it blue?

see for youself

chani was was mind blowing

Awful tits! Eat shit Paul Atreides!

You are no connoisseur of women. In the grand scheme of things she is astonishing. I wouldn't turn her out

Is that you Barron Harkonnen?

How did you deal with the death of your son, Leto the II

WRONG!!!!

It is I, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen. And i demand good quality tits!

How did you deal with the death of your son, Leto the II?

He died thousands of years after I did

Where has your finger been? It smells funny.

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I uh, I uh don't know what you're talking about

He didnt you lying fuck, he died at the hands of sardaukars during the battle of arrakis