>a tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition >a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby >a tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf >a tie in football doesn't end in a field goal competition >a tie in bowling doesn't end with a trick shot game of horse >a tie in rugby does not end with a tug of war >a tie in ice hockey in the playoffs doesn't end with a sauna championship >a tie in water polo doesn't end with a breath holding competition
BUT >mfw soccer actually decides a tie in championship games with a player only ELEVEN METERS from the goal taking a shot on with only the goalkeeper defending >AND FANS ACTUALLY DEFEND IT
a tie between black dicks and your mom's mouth doesn't make her consider doing something better with her life yet you don't see anyone here complaning.
Daniel Cox
HOW WILL YUROPOORS EVER RECOVER
Nolan Reyes
>Thirdworlders BTFO
Logan Reyes
CHI
Justin Jackson
i think the idea here was probably decent, but the execution could use a lot of work
Levi Williams
YUROSEMENS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Christian Wright
Wtf, I hate football now.
Aaron Robinson
I agree with OP. All soccer games should have infinite golden goal overtime with a player from each team being removed every 5 minutes. So at 95' you are 10v10, 100' 9v9, and so on until someone finally scores or an entire team collapses of exhaustion.
Juan Garcia
>a tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition
Brandon Harris
>a tie in rugby does not end with a tug of war
it actually ends with a penalty contest
it's insanely rare, though
Daniel Thomas
euro trash will not only defend this, but get triggered to no end by this
Chase Morris
Hockey has a shootout in the regular season, most of us hate it though.
Brody Long
I think they should adopt the hockey shootout rules. Would actually give the GK a chance and it would be fun
Cooper Morgan
Just like your country >getting blown the fuck out by germans and bugs
Aiden Walker
>a round of a mario party mini-game is the reason this man is not the greatest player of all time
Leo James
>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby >a tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf >a tie in water polo doesn't end with a breath holding competition
I wholeheartedly support all of these
Cooper Parker
>a sauna competition
Top kek
Dylan Reed
>METERS This is an American board, Habib. Speak in American measurements.
Carson Barnes
you know aside from the fact he had a combined 240 minutes to score in the last two copa america finals
Blake Smith
everybody is just skipping over that lol
I support you OP
Carson Lewis
I think the shootout should take place from the line of the box. Let the kicker choose the spot. Skill would actually be necessary in a situation like that.
Bentley Peterson
>mfw I'd actually like to see a home run derby to end a baseball tie instead of it prolonging the already boring ass game with extra innings
Xavier Rivera
It's not a shot standing still from about 10 yards out though. A majority of the time, shooters fail to score in the shootout for hockey. In soccer, it's the opposite.
Isaiah Powell
>POOropeans actually decide their most important matches with a Mario party minigame
Elijah Scott
MLS used to do penalty kicks like a hockey shoot out. It was cool tbqh
Christopher Rodriguez
penalties are very exciting, I like having them.
Daniel King
>7-1
Landon Moore
fans hate penalty shootouts but the alternative sucked lol I think they would just replay the games
Evan Morales
>extending the game even further You sick bastard. Let them have a coin flip so the poor "fans" can go home.
Jeremiah Nelson
But all these should happen, except the first one, which should be changed to a dunk contest.
Chase Bell
>"""""""""""""f0-0tball"""""""""""""""
Julian Ramirez
After 120 minutes they should reduce the number of players on each team by one every 5 minutes until it's literally goalie vs goalie. The likelihood of scoring will increase and force out a game deciding goal.
Carson Gomez
If you don't like baseball then why do you care about changing it at all. Just don't watch it
Julian Harris
or just have golden goal with unlimited subs after 120 minutes.
Don't know why no one takes that idea
Bentley Robinson
>golden goal
See the 2002 world cup matches with South Korea
You are just begging for convenient refball to ruin a match with the golden goal
Nolan Barnes
better than some bullshit penalties deciding it.
At least refball is fair
Kayden Perez
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Chase Moore
shut up faggot
Andrew Ramirez
Tied after 90 minutes and every 15 minutes after, you add another ball. Every score takes one of the extra balls away. Game ends if anyone is winning after those 15 minute period
Robert Ortiz
this tbqh senpai
Julian Young
>le "I'm not American so I'm right" argument
Pathetic
Henry Bailey
A home run derby to decide a winner in tied baseball games would be pretty cool, if it was past something like the 15th inning.
Tyler Baker
That way some games would be played to this day.
See Paraguay - Japan from 2010 or these Chile - Argentina finals.
Julian Ramirez
>Chilean intellectual Great analysis Pedro. This must be why your shit country has contributed to so many scientific advancements.
Cooper Mitchell
>all those triggered amerifats
that's a nice pasta
Nathan Hughes
MULTI
Aaron Lewis
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Cameron Allen
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Julian Cooper
>tfw they changed the rules and a tie in the premier's hip game of the afl doesn't result in them playing it again the next weekend anymore
Noah Lee
I completely agree with OP, penalties are shit. But there is 't really a better option. Making them play overtime isn't possible because players are usually exhausted at the end of the 2nd half, let alone extra time.
Carter Price
>if you point this out to the yuropoor, he will criticize your flag rather than the shitty sport he likes
Owen Long
You do realize that football isn't only popular in Europe, right?
Andrew Torres
So how about unlimited subs after 120 minutes?
Alexander Hall
don't forget the 3rd world countries
Liam Long
If it's gonna be a golden goal rule, football will only become more "semen slurpy" that way because teams would defend like crazy.
Lincoln Stewart
Never post again
Logan Ramirez
>But there is 't really a better option.
M U L T I U L T I
B A L L A L L
Jonathan Adams
>>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby
That would actually be pretty cool.
Isaiah Watson
So many irrelevant flags in this thread, superior europeans don't even give a shit about your shitposting, how sad
Wyatt Roberts
BLEERRNNN BLEEEEEEERN
Daniel Watson
>At least refball is fair Refball is about as opposite from fair as you can get son
Brandon Hernandez
quiet tejas
Jaxson Johnson
he had 360 minutes to score including WC, poor guy.
>euros will say this isn't objectively better than normal pk's
Caleb Murphy
>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby >a tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf >a tie in bowling doesn't end with a trick shot game of horse
Not gonna lie, that's sounds like it would be really fun to do
Julian Campbell
ITT: Europeans getting anally ravaged. The USA really is the greatest continent on earth.
Brayden Sanders
>mfw I have sideburns just like that >feels good
Michael Mitchell
>the country that never won anything in its 200 years of existence is butthurt about a penalties thread
like pottery
Jonathan Ross
Yeah but it doesn't in the playoffs where it actually matters.
Jacob Rivera
>this I fully support this in fact i think the mls should bring shoot outs back
it's more challenging for the shooters and more exciting to watch
Adrian Rivera
So what happens then the keeper fouls the player when he's trying to dribble past him?
Do they get another extra penalty?
Evan Walker
take a PK from the spot
Anthony Watson
It's a legitimately awful aspect of the sport that I've been harping on for years. Who cares if it's exciting? It doesn't make a lick of sense.
Camden Foster
Maybe it would be better if the penalty spot was just outside the box.
Sebastian Moore
same thing that happens when keepers foul a player regulation, Nothing.
Kayden Martinez
wew I actually never stopped to think about this but now that I did, penalties do seem like a retarded idea
What do you propose be done instead?
Kayden Gonzalez
Everybody can pay the refs kiddo
Logan Baker
GOLDEN GOAL
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Leo Morgan
>a tie in football doesn't end in a field goal competition
yeah it ends with a coin toss
Jackson Gray
How do you even start a petition to change the game so drastically though? Who would have to be the big name talking?
Matthew Baker
>ties in meme cricket are unironically decided with a home run derby
Start small. Get league competitions to try the format and hope it catches at bigger scale
Ryder Kelly
>its an American is insecure that the rest of the world isn't like them episode
Josiah Green
>the United States of America is a continent UNITED STATIAN EDUCATION EVERYONE
Jordan Bailey
itt: americans who have never taken a penalty in their lives and think its based on luck
Asher Myers
Why is this faster than every over of cricket I've ever watched
Aiden Adams
Fucking kek at Americans who hate ties.
Even their school shootings are ties. Every match between the shooter and the children ends like 23-1 in the shooter's favour.
Jackson Thomas
If you don't like the real football then why do you care about changing it at all. Just don't watch it
Daniel Hall
As if the game hasn't changed at all since it's inception right?
Dominic Powell
>he actually took the bait
summerfags are so obvious
Ian Lee
>making me respond to your troll responding to that troll 3/10
Camden Clark
because it exists outside of the contours of the game proper
Evan Howard
>i was just pretending to be more retarded than before xD UNITED STATIAN "BANTER" EVERYBODY
Daniel Roberts
>a tie in tennis doesnt end with a table tennis match >a tie in cycling doesnt end in a drugs test >a tie in gymnastics doesnt end in a pole dancing competition >a tie in biathlon doesnt end in fatal manhunt >a tie in boxing doenst end in a game of rock-em-sock-em robots
baka family
Tyler Ramirez
>A tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition A tie game is very often decided by who missed a crucial freethrow
>A tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby Walk-off home run
>A tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf Sudden-death playoff is literally a smaller version of golf
>A tie in football doesn't end in a field goal competition First team to score in overtime wins
And so on and so forth. How wrong can you fucking be?