A tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition

>a tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition
>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby
>a tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf
>a tie in football doesn't end in a field goal competition
>a tie in bowling doesn't end with a trick shot game of horse
>a tie in rugby does not end with a tug of war
>a tie in ice hockey in the playoffs doesn't end with a sauna championship
>a tie in water polo doesn't end with a breath holding competition

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>mfw soccer actually decides a tie in championship games with a player only ELEVEN METERS from the goal taking a shot on with only the goalkeeper defending
>AND FANS ACTUALLY DEFEND IT

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>tfw nobody takes your thread seriously

Povertyball fans will defend this.

a tie between black dicks and your mom's mouth doesn't make her consider doing something better with her life yet you don't see anyone here complaning.

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i think the idea here was probably decent, but the execution could use a lot of work

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Wtf, I hate football now.

I agree with OP. All soccer games should have infinite golden goal overtime with a player from each team being removed every 5 minutes. So at 95' you are 10v10, 100' 9v9, and so on until someone finally scores or an entire team collapses of exhaustion.

>a tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition

>a tie in rugby does not end with a tug of war

it actually ends with a penalty contest

it's insanely rare, though

euro trash will not only defend this, but get triggered to no end by this

Hockey has a shootout in the regular season, most of us hate it though.

I think they should adopt the hockey shootout rules. Would actually give the GK a chance and it would be fun

Just like your country
>getting blown the fuck out by germans and bugs

>a round of a mario party mini-game is the reason this man is not the greatest player of all time

>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby
>a tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf
>a tie in water polo doesn't end with a breath holding competition

I wholeheartedly support all of these

>a sauna competition

Top kek

>METERS
This is an American board, Habib. Speak in American measurements.

you know aside from the fact he had a combined 240 minutes to score in the last two copa america finals

everybody is just skipping over that lol

I support you OP

I think the shootout should take place from the line of the box. Let the kicker choose the spot. Skill would actually be necessary in a situation like that.

>mfw I'd actually like to see a home run derby to end a baseball tie instead of it prolonging the already boring ass game with extra innings

It's not a shot standing still from about 10 yards out though. A majority of the time, shooters fail to score in the shootout for hockey. In soccer, it's the opposite.

>POOropeans actually decide their most important matches with a Mario party minigame

MLS used to do penalty kicks like a hockey shoot out. It was cool tbqh

penalties are very exciting, I like having them.

>7-1

fans hate penalty shootouts but the alternative sucked lol
I think they would just replay the games

>extending the game even further
You sick bastard. Let them have a coin flip so the poor "fans" can go home.

But all these should happen, except the first one, which should be changed to a dunk contest.

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After 120 minutes they should reduce the number of players on each team by one every 5 minutes until it's literally goalie vs goalie. The likelihood of scoring will increase and force out a game deciding goal.

If you don't like baseball then why do you care about changing it at all. Just don't watch it

or just have golden goal with unlimited subs after 120 minutes.

Don't know why no one takes that idea

>golden goal

See the 2002 world cup matches with South Korea

You are just begging for convenient refball to ruin a match with the golden goal

better than some bullshit penalties deciding it.

At least refball is fair

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shut up faggot

Tied after 90 minutes and every 15 minutes after, you add another ball. Every score takes one of the extra balls away. Game ends if anyone is winning after those 15 minute period

this tbqh senpai

>le "I'm not American so I'm right" argument

Pathetic

A home run derby to decide a winner in tied baseball games would be pretty cool, if it was past something like the 15th inning.

That way some games would be played to this day.

See Paraguay - Japan from 2010 or these Chile - Argentina finals.

>Chilean intellectual
Great analysis Pedro. This must be why your shit country has contributed to so many scientific advancements.

>all those triggered amerifats

that's a nice pasta

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>tfw they changed the rules and a tie in the premier's hip game of the afl doesn't result in them playing it again the next weekend anymore

I completely agree with OP, penalties are shit.
But there is 't really a better option. Making them play overtime isn't possible because players are usually exhausted at the end of the 2nd half, let alone extra time.

>if you point this out to the yuropoor, he will criticize your flag rather than the shitty sport he likes

You do realize that football isn't only popular in Europe, right?

So how about unlimited subs after 120 minutes?

don't forget the 3rd world countries

If it's gonna be a golden goal rule, football will only become more "semen slurpy" that way because teams would defend like crazy.

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>But there is 't really a better option.

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>>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby

That would actually be pretty cool.

So many irrelevant flags in this thread, superior europeans don't even give a shit about your shitposting, how sad

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>At least refball is fair
Refball is about as opposite from fair as you can get son

quiet tejas

he had 360 minutes to score including WC, poor guy.

Why americans have a problem with penalty ?

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>euros will say this isn't objectively better than normal pk's

>a tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby
>a tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf
>a tie in bowling doesn't end with a trick shot game of horse

Not gonna lie, that's sounds like it would be really fun to do

ITT: Europeans getting anally ravaged.
The USA really is the greatest continent on earth.

>mfw I have sideburns just like that
>feels good

>the country that never won anything in its 200 years of existence is butthurt about a penalties thread

like pottery

Yeah but it doesn't in the playoffs where it actually matters.

>this
I fully support this in fact i think the mls should bring shoot outs back

it's more challenging for the shooters and more exciting to watch

So what happens then the keeper fouls the player when he's trying to dribble past him?

Do they get another extra penalty?

take a PK from the spot

It's a legitimately awful aspect of the sport that I've been harping on for years. Who cares if it's exciting? It doesn't make a lick of sense.

Maybe it would be better if the penalty spot was just outside the box.

same thing that happens when keepers foul a player regulation,
Nothing.

wew I actually never stopped to think about this but now that I did, penalties do seem like a retarded idea

What do you propose be done instead?

Everybody can pay the refs kiddo

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>a tie in football doesn't end in a field goal competition

yeah it ends with a coin toss

How do you even start a petition to change the game so drastically though? Who would have to be the big name talking?

>ties in meme cricket are unironically decided with a home run derby

youtube.com/watch?v=kbWjAyBOZ0I

Explain why it doesn't.

Start small. Get league competitions to try the format and hope it catches at bigger scale

>its an American is insecure that the rest of the world isn't like them episode

>the United States of America is a continent
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itt: americans who have never taken a penalty in their lives and think its based on luck

Why is this faster than every over of cricket I've ever watched

Fucking kek at Americans who hate ties.

Even their school shootings are ties. Every match between the shooter and the children ends like 23-1 in the shooter's favour.

If you don't like the real football then why do you care about changing it at all. Just don't watch it

As if the game hasn't changed at all since it's inception right?

>he actually took the bait

summerfags are so obvious

>making me respond to your troll responding to that troll
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because it exists outside of the contours of the game proper

>i was just pretending to be more retarded than before xD
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>a tie in tennis doesnt end with a table tennis match
>a tie in cycling doesnt end in a drugs test
>a tie in gymnastics doesnt end in a pole dancing competition
>a tie in biathlon doesnt end in fatal manhunt
>a tie in boxing doenst end in a game of rock-em-sock-em robots

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>A tie in basketball doesn't result in a free throw competition
A tie game is very often decided by who missed a crucial freethrow

>A tie in baseball doesn't result in a home run derby
Walk-off home run

>A tie in golf doesn't end with a round of mini-golf
Sudden-death playoff is literally a smaller version of golf

>A tie in football doesn't end in a field goal competition
First team to score in overtime wins

And so on and so forth. How wrong can you fucking be?