ITT : we judge eachother by our dad's last text

ITT : we judge eachother by our dad's last text

why the fuck can't you spell definitely, fucking autistic retard.

>implying I ever knew my dad

/thread

>Love you
>Love ya

What a bunch of faggots

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My father doesn't have a phone capable of texting so that's a shit way to judge things.

How about my mom then?

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cell phones didn't exist last time i talked to my father

Sent from my Android phone

"I'll be home soon".

And then he was.

He texts like a 13 year old girl but he means well I guess.

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Are u a girl or boy?

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Fucking Kek

He probably meant "Lot's of Love", faggot.
My dad does the same.

ITT faggots that have dads that actually love them instead of being ashamed of them what a bunch of losers

Accidentally rolled his truck top camper over, he is rebuilding a house in the middle of nowhere

Plz respond pop pop

Never texted my dad but I have a feeling it would be something like "I wish I lived long enough to experience text messaging"

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fish with him you ingrate

go fishin with your dad you ungrateful cuck

please take this opportunity, i wish my dad would ask me to do stuff with him

Go user

haven't spoken to my dad in 8 years

Wow faggot you need to go fishing with your dad and stop jerking off in your room.

its in our back yard and i dont like touching the fish

Go do it you fucking asshat.

>All these sad beta cucks

faggot, fucking go fishing with him!

My dad has been dead since before texting. He literally never texted once.

Le edgy autist

wrong guy

You're a fucking pussy. Faggots like you are the reason our country is going to shit.

man the fuck up. your dad clearly wants to spend time with his son. do it for him you fucking CUCK!!! or don't and just be some fat neckbeard who shows no appreciation

>Happy birthday

No response

9 months ago

You know one day your dad won't be there to take you fishing and you will wish you had gone with him more often.

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He's more of a phonecall guy
And he drove 700 miles to visit me for a few days so that's cool.
Sick yesteday, river trip today, pork ribs and such.

Your dad sounds awesome and you sound like an ungrateful sissy. He wants to bond. I have no doubt he is so disappointed in you.

>Do it for him you fucking cuck

A cuck does what another guy wants him too..so he shouldn't go fishing you dumb retard

That's a submissive actually you fucking cuck. a cuck tells a man what to do to his wife. Don't test me, my knowledge on kinks is astounding you faggot.

>definately

Kill yourself you illiterate pigfucking nigger fag

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>i dont like touching the fish

Your dad should kill you and try again, you're obviously defective. Must be from your mom's side.

>spiteful mother turned me against him when I was a teen
>not a great dad, punched me in the face a couple times
>ignore him and he stops trying to communicate after a while
>I hear most of his side of the family is dead now
>tried to call several times
>doesn't want to talk to me anymore
>too late to have a dad again
>far too late
I just wish I could tell him I know he was trying, I wish he would believe me, I wish he didn't have to be alone

Hey dad I'd love to spend time with you but touching and killing slimy fish gives me the willies, would you please do that part?
Protip -offer to help cook the fucking food he puts on the fucking table.

Ok ok, dubs picks what I say, help me fish with my dad tomorrow Sup Forumsros

No
Nobody says that

>are you free on the Morrow dearest pappa?

How long is your rod? ;)

Take my double dubs from before you decided to be a little bitch.

Do fish like beer?

only if you can fuck me harder than you fuck mom you pathetic cuck

Fucking Kek, roll

Rolling

Roll

Roll

This really kills me to read. My dad died really early in my life and I'm pretty much the only one of his kids that didn't get to spend any real bonding time with him. I was digging through the garage looking for some shit to build a gocart and found a box of all his fishing stuff. Inside the box i found tons of pictures of him with my older brothers and he looked like the happiest man on the face of the earth. I wish every day that I had the opportunity to share that happiness with him for just a single day and it's really sad to see you missing out on that opportunity as well so please, just go fishing with your dad!

gleerollllllllll

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"I'd be cool with fishing. What's a good time next week?"

Reroll

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roll

Gay get

Rollorino

rolling now

just go fish

If you don't take my fucking dubs from 9 seconds in the future I'll fucking cut you.

Sure thing dad, whenever youre free.

okay dad, but but can we fuck the fish?

>love
>human connection
>actual real relationship

lol faggots xddddd

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R8

I can't say what time because he goes out in the back after work every day lol

Do this op. Best response. Will make your dad happy

>botulism

kek

Will we fuck before or after?

Sup Forums did a good thing today.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOARD
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Obviously a participant award winning queer. Do you realize my dad and I have never once said we love each other? You know why? Because we're men.

"Il even touch the fish"
Hey op, do you like fish 'icks

good job user. you will look back and he glad you went. I mean, unless the fish jumps up and KILLS YOU

My dad doesn't know how to text

My dad went to catholic school.

Your daddy sucked dick verified.

Post reply op. I bet you don't go.

confirmed florida fag

dubs getttt

>tfw your dad died when you were 16

my dad didnt die when i was 16 wtf

yea, i live in wellington

Forgot picture, ruined the whole thing.

(Fate selector here) get a case of cheap beer if you can and grab a foam cooler. Just relax by that shitty pond and listen to your dad talk. Encourage him to talk about his early 20s or whatever age you are now.

7-3 to alpha we are a go the bat is in the cave. I repeat javi is at the airport. Permission to fire.


Permission granted 7-3.

"How did you manage that man? What time are you coming home?"
I replied: "1230"

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