Kirby has suck you up. What kinda powers will he get from you?

Kirby has suck you up. What kinda powers will he get from you?

Faggotry.

>Crippling depression

Cum

Telepathy, healing

Lmfao

Pedophilia

Suicidal tendencies.

this

The ability to fap effectively with both hands.

Kirby has no dick

The power of being a jobless failure, with the perks of depression and suicidal thoughts.

Would Kirby cum Pepto Bismol?

Premature ejaculation

he'd become an Ok bass player

Ostracism

He'd know digital marketing.

Power to steal a bike in the night without being seen.

Nor does he have hands
>those are just nubs

All I see is Trigglypuff in that image, OP.

Who are you quoting

The power to turn 1 gram of 15 gram diamonds into a bulletproof vest

Blood alcohol content strong enough to kill a medium jew

Cancer. He'd get cancer.

Lot of self hate with a touch of depression

Rip

The ability to only look at something with one eye or the other, never both simultaneously

The power of nigger cock plus the ability to take the form of an inaccurate pistol that hits bystanders more than targets.

Green text does not equal direct quotes Fucktard.

The ability to get super drunk in all forms of social situations and regularly blackout.

the ability to hide from niggers in an open field

Autism

AIDS

turns in to a mentally fucked up Kirby that fights him self so he wont killing others

He'd become a Jew, worse than any fucktards in this thread.