Wake up

>wake up
>turn on news
>see this
>wat do?

go back to sleep

Some Somalian guy told me the Ethopians are doing the exact same thing to Somalia, with the damn building and what not

This would be absolutely devastating for us, worse than the Islamic Brotherhood

Hope it reaches Israel

>dere be jews in Ethiopia
>African-African Jews in Africa
RIP in pieces Egypt
American Affirmative Action Fetishists might even nuke them.

Hope that orthodox Christians back Ethiopia

And muslims back Egypt and then WW3 starts desu

Most of the Jews left Ethiopia for Israel you fucking retard.

>most
>they're now an extreme minority
that just makes the AAA Fetishist boner harder.

Israel would win the war desu.

Not everyone keeps up with Jewish affairs Schlomo

Theres like 4,000 left in Ethiopia

the rest are in Israel

given the state of both countries right now

I could actually see ethiopia take this one home
especially because they'd be fighting a defensive war

If Israel and UAE went to war which one would you support?

I wanna be a jew and fight for Israel (And the shekels)
Where do I start?

First of all, Neither America nor Israel give two fucks about the Jews left, hell, they don't even care about the Ethiopians in their own country.
Second of all, even if there were many Jews left in Ethiopia, no one would give a fuck about them.

Israel is where I was born so, Israel.

I'd back Christian Ethiopia given them being the reigning champs

You have to convert to Orthodox Judaism in order to move to Israel, if you don't already have Jewish ancestors (As far as I know.)

So I have to cut off my wee wee?

Yes :^)

Volunteer for service with Ethiopia and do my part to extricate skewered meat

Why do you guys play this as a religious conflict when it all seems to be resource based?

Join Egypt to remove Injera

Cheer for Ethiopia.
Pray for them to release their inner monkeys and chimp out on the ar*bs.

>90% kebab country vs 34% kebab country
I guess I vaguely support Ethiopia, but I don't particularly care either way.

Would side with Ethiopia and make muslims forfeit Egypt to the Coptics.

>Egypt and Ethiopia go to war over Nile River

Haven't we heard this plot before?

>british flag anywhere in that picture

Post invalidated, try again.

Basic anons jump to dump conclusions

join the kangz

which kangs?

As a Somali person , who hates Ethiopians , I don't care if they build the dam, its their water , they can do anything with it, if anything tax the Egyptians if they want some water flow

Are you in de nile?

so far

haha it was a joke

get it

de nile, denial?

sorry

>canadian humor

Hope the foreigners are retarded enough to fight the war for each side.

>humor

looks like you forgot your (u)!

Not that you're currently using it, or had, or ever gonna

I was going to add the (u) but i thought you were going to criticize it for me

Oh the guilt

I play too much Eu4

Don't know if pigeons are kosher though.

You felt the need to ruin a comfy thread. You just can't behave like a civilized person now can you. Disgusting

Why? I've eaten pigeons, they taste good.

Egypt would probably win. Their military is more stable than their government. However, if some random state (US) arms the Ethiopians then it might end in an Ethiopian victory because the Egyptians can't wage long wars. Any significant resistance will result in loss for Egypt.

cute haha

f5 liveuamap.com until they start a particular map about this war, then autistically follow it.

Great, now we will have Ethiopian refugees aswell...

Ethiopia. Because I am pretty sure other countries would join against it, in the order

1. Eritrea
H.E. Afewerki is a dictator as mad as KIM, and he actually believes Eritrea is somehow self sufficient. Also, I know he's ditching old Russian rifles to favour newer (but, identical) Chinese copies of the AK.

2. Somalia
Somali warlords would try to expand themselves into the Ogaden, because Ogaden is mainly Somali

3. Djibouti would raise their tariffs for port use

Why would I care?

/thread

>go to bookmaker
>ethiopia wins

If you don't think such a war wouldn't involve foreigners in this age then you're wrong bucko

Mr.Robot goes mad

fuck off, we're full.