>leave fifa for reasons of corruption concerns
>shotclock
>smaller field
>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock
>no offsides if the players are too close
Itt we fix soccer
kys weeb
no ties
What are you doing in Hueland, Tyrone?
>anime post
Ignored
MULTIBALL
get rid of offsides rule
So just one faggot stands next to the goal and scores every time? No thanks.
high scoring is what makes a sport entertaining
more vuvuzelas. I know you fags love that shit.
multiball
fuck off, football's fine
honestly not meme ing here. 30 minute halfs. 90 minutes is just too damn long
multiball
M U L T I B A L L
No, that's not true.
Is there anything worse than "Americans" who call soccer football? Are you a spic or just euroboo trash?
Fuck off idiot
Soccer games are half as long as boreball and handegg
yeah but they are less interesting
how bout "no"
What a juvenile comment
shorten the length of the fucking field jesus christ.
nothing is worse than watching a breakaway and then seeing some faggot launch the ball all the way down the field then having to wait ten minutes for the ball to get to the other side again
SHIT SPORT
I can't sit through a whole "game" watching shit like this every 4 minutes:
>"And now, a commercial break!"
>"This game is brought to you by Bud Light, GEICO, Target, Chevrolet, and The Home Depot"
Bakuon is better.
allow unlimited substitutions like ice hockey and basketball. Fresher players = more action, plus the "managers" would have to actually do something
last item in the op
that's a nice joke
Even with a very good team, without a good manager you won't get far.
Example: Belgium during these Euros.
Even being an historical football team, without good players, you won't get far.
Example: The Netherlands which didn't even qualify for that Euro.
At least I live in a real country.
And roughly a tenth as entertaining
>toothpaste is a country
Neat
>muh real country meme
>implying a fake country like Portugal or Wales will never win a major tournament
Oh wait
Shrink FIFA first.
I can't even begin to imagine changing anything fundamental about soccer because of how big and unwieldy FIFA is. Just look how long it even took them to put in goal line technology.
But if anyone does anything about FIFA, it will be us as usual
Your countries declaration of independance is literally a copy of ours.
But those countries have history and accomplished things, yours doesn't.
>Portugal a fake country
>The country that literally divided the world in half with another country
>The country that invented the 6th language with the most native speakers
>Hundreds of years of history
>Most recent winner of the euro
>Origin country of the GOAT CR7
You what mate ?
If SA says so
This is why Belgians are called idiots out here.
>pulling implications out of your ass
at least make an effort
Use landmines in the field.
Dont allow niggers and spics
>shotclock
what did he mean by this?
how would this improve soccer
flopping should be punished
replays to ensure whether or not someone was flopping
refs need less power when it comes to penalty calls
no more ties
>leave fifa for reasons of corruption concerns
why? There are maybe problems atm but fifa is fine to organize, promote and regulate the game worldwide
>shotclock
would end with less tactics variety: only available strategy is aerial ball. So screw small players
>smaller field
enjoy the packs in front of boxes. Literally countershots: the game
>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock
I can dig this, but actual gaming is more 60 min than 90
>no offsides if the players are too close
dumbest proposal. Screw every tactics and formations. Game would end with 2 groups of players camping in boxes
>watched an MLS match
>the fucking commentators were advertising products during the match
Holy fucking shit you fat cunts, get it together.
Its sad we live in a world where americans are permitted to speak about football
Fifa doesn't make the rules m8. That's the job of the ifab
>>watched an MLS match
there's your mistake
you can't fix shit
>mind-numbing scoring with little to no effective defensive tactics is "entertaining"
No. What you mistake for entertainment is actually just brainwashing advertisements and fireworks.
May as well just remove the defenders from your sports and let the teams take turns with scoring.
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>leave fifa
What are you even talking about. Are you 8?
How do >we leave FIFA?
That boat has sailed m80, enjoy your riggs.
>no offsides if the players are too close
On that note I always felt like the position of the feet should determinate offsides, not the furthest part of the players' bodies.
Players getting tired is what allows goals to be scored though. If matches were 33% shorter you'd see 40% less goals. That's right, football is this flawed.
soccerstats.com
Yoshiko is better.
> talking about things that happened 500 years ago
Go to bed Joao
she was outmeme'd by Mari in 1 (one) ep
I had to watch a Liga MX on Univision and they wouldn't shut up about Coors Light and how COLD it is.
No two of them happened a couple of days ago . One of them was destroying your shitty country's chance at the euro .
i thought this was real until I realized it was supposed to be live
ESPN actually shows highlights with this useless information
>flopping should be punished
except it already is
holy shit you are so dumb to the point of contracting yourself in your own post
>>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock
already happened, not even americans liked it
can't you just say football all the time and clarify when context is needed (not the case)
allow contact +hands and make the ball egg shaped
split the game up into short "downs" to keep players fresh
thank me latter
really? when and where?
thank you for what? for the concussiongate?
in america
I dont have the exact times but I know that before MLS happened, there was an different version with slightly different rules made to "appeal" the american public audience, aka American Soccer
the most important things I can recall were
> Clock is backwards (countdown style, match ends in 00:00)
> Clock stops in special cases
> Penalty shootouts: one player is given the ball in the 3/4 field and had 5 seconds to score a goal in any possible form, dribbling allowed
I think hockey had something similar called australian penalties
> Off-side allowed until 3/4 field
> 6 points for win, 3 points for draw, 1 extra point for goal scored
Also times were two halves of 40 mins, since stopping the clock for stopped time actually makes the match longer.
This is why Dutch footballers play like butchers.
what the fuck
at least they don't choke
wait!!
7-1
>no offsides if the players are too close
How fucking stupid do you have to be to suggest that?
who is this semen demon?
I kinda like it.
waifu
pic
after years of 'how to fix soccer' threads there are only 2 real improvements that soccer needs
shot clock
red cards for diving
that is literally all soccer needs to be great again
You just can't save this shit, boring ass sport
What the fuck Is a shot clock? If It's a basebore thing, fuck off.
>use a football instead
>no kicking, can only use hands
Bump for our Euro friends
Make it like foosball. Nobody can move forward, only laterally.
Hell no.
make some sort of rule to stop teams from parking the bus
i aint watching 90 minutes of the attacking team getting stonewalled and doing nothing, that's boring af
>implying you wouldnt love it if every game had 5+ goals
Soccer is too easy to defend in. The whole game in general is biased towards defense.
Be more "permissive" and not make everything a faul. Make the game a little bit more "violent"
replace players with qt anime girls
>implying you wouldnt love it if every game had 5+ goals
fuck no I wouldn't. That's the reason basketball and boreball are shit. Well that and also basketball only matters in the last couple minutes
the most american post I've seen today
>shot clock
how retarded. what's the difference between a shot from 70 yards and a really long pass?
It didn't always use to be the case, but modern players and tactics certainly favor defense.
>look at me, I'm a pleb
offside technology
BASED ameribro
The same way to fix anything. Remove Australians
>still watching sports
First two are fine. I don't think the third one will work. 4th one seems reasonable, too. Last one is a no go, though, though 1 extra point for a large enough win might work.
>women's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Not even once.
The one easy fix I propose is to start ejecting players when they take guys down on breakaways. Start showing them red instead of yellow and you'll have more action and goals instead of cheap fouls.
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