Itt we fix soccer

>leave fifa for reasons of corruption concerns
>shotclock
>smaller field
>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock
>no offsides if the players are too close

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kys weeb

no ties

What are you doing in Hueland, Tyrone?

>anime post
Ignored

MULTIBALL

get rid of offsides rule

So just one faggot stands next to the goal and scores every time? No thanks.

high scoring is what makes a sport entertaining

more vuvuzelas. I know you fags love that shit.

multiball

fuck off, football's fine

honestly not meme ing here. 30 minute halfs. 90 minutes is just too damn long

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M U L T I B A L L

No, that's not true.

Is there anything worse than "Americans" who call soccer football? Are you a spic or just euroboo trash?

Fuck off idiot

Soccer games are half as long as boreball and handegg

yeah but they are less interesting

how bout "no"

What a juvenile comment

shorten the length of the fucking field jesus christ.

nothing is worse than watching a breakaway and then seeing some faggot launch the ball all the way down the field then having to wait ten minutes for the ball to get to the other side again

SHIT SPORT

I can't sit through a whole "game" watching shit like this every 4 minutes:
>"And now, a commercial break!"
>"This game is brought to you by Bud Light, GEICO, Target, Chevrolet, and The Home Depot"

Bakuon is better.

allow unlimited substitutions like ice hockey and basketball. Fresher players = more action, plus the "managers" would have to actually do something

last item in the op

that's a nice joke

Even with a very good team, without a good manager you won't get far.
Example: Belgium during these Euros.

Even being an historical football team, without good players, you won't get far.

Example: The Netherlands which didn't even qualify for that Euro.

At least I live in a real country.

And roughly a tenth as entertaining

>toothpaste is a country
Neat

>muh real country meme
>implying a fake country like Portugal or Wales will never win a major tournament

Oh wait

Shrink FIFA first.

I can't even begin to imagine changing anything fundamental about soccer because of how big and unwieldy FIFA is. Just look how long it even took them to put in goal line technology.

But if anyone does anything about FIFA, it will be us as usual

Your countries declaration of independance is literally a copy of ours.

But those countries have history and accomplished things, yours doesn't.

>Portugal a fake country
>The country that literally divided the world in half with another country
>The country that invented the 6th language with the most native speakers
>Hundreds of years of history
>Most recent winner of the euro
>Origin country of the GOAT CR7
You what mate ?

If SA says so

This is why Belgians are called idiots out here.

>pulling implications out of your ass
at least make an effort

Use landmines in the field.

Dont allow niggers and spics

>shotclock
what did he mean by this?

how would this improve soccer

flopping should be punished

replays to ensure whether or not someone was flopping

refs need less power when it comes to penalty calls

no more ties

>leave fifa for reasons of corruption concerns
why? There are maybe problems atm but fifa is fine to organize, promote and regulate the game worldwide

>shotclock
would end with less tactics variety: only available strategy is aerial ball. So screw small players

>smaller field
enjoy the packs in front of boxes. Literally countershots: the game

>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock
I can dig this, but actual gaming is more 60 min than 90

>no offsides if the players are too close
dumbest proposal. Screw every tactics and formations. Game would end with 2 groups of players camping in boxes

>watched an MLS match
>the fucking commentators were advertising products during the match
Holy fucking shit you fat cunts, get it together.

Its sad we live in a world where americans are permitted to speak about football

Fifa doesn't make the rules m8. That's the job of the ifab

>>watched an MLS match
there's your mistake

you can't fix shit

>mind-numbing scoring with little to no effective defensive tactics is "entertaining"
No. What you mistake for entertainment is actually just brainwashing advertisements and fireworks.
May as well just remove the defenders from your sports and let the teams take turns with scoring.

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>leave fifa
What are you even talking about. Are you 8?
How do >we leave FIFA?

That boat has sailed m80, enjoy your riggs.

>no offsides if the players are too close
On that note I always felt like the position of the feet should determinate offsides, not the furthest part of the players' bodies.

Players getting tired is what allows goals to be scored though. If matches were 33% shorter you'd see 40% less goals. That's right, football is this flawed.
soccerstats.com/timing.asp?league=england

Yoshiko is better.

> talking about things that happened 500 years ago

Go to bed Joao

she was outmeme'd by Mari in 1 (one) ep

I had to watch a Liga MX on Univision and they wouldn't shut up about Coors Light and how COLD it is.

No two of them happened a couple of days ago . One of them was destroying your shitty country's chance at the euro .

Fixed

youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U

i thought this was real until I realized it was supposed to be live

ESPN actually shows highlights with this useless information

>flopping should be punished
except it already is

holy shit you are so dumb to the point of contracting yourself in your own post

>>no extra time bullshit, stop the fucking clock

already happened, not even americans liked it

can't you just say football all the time and clarify when context is needed (not the case)

allow contact +hands and make the ball egg shaped
split the game up into short "downs" to keep players fresh

thank me latter

really? when and where?

thank you for what? for the concussiongate?

in america

I dont have the exact times but I know that before MLS happened, there was an different version with slightly different rules made to "appeal" the american public audience, aka American Soccer

the most important things I can recall were

> Clock is backwards (countdown style, match ends in 00:00)
> Clock stops in special cases
> Penalty shootouts: one player is given the ball in the 3/4 field and had 5 seconds to score a goal in any possible form, dribbling allowed
I think hockey had something similar called australian penalties
> Off-side allowed until 3/4 field
> 6 points for win, 3 points for draw, 1 extra point for goal scored

Also times were two halves of 40 mins, since stopping the clock for stopped time actually makes the match longer.

This is why Dutch footballers play like butchers.

what the fuck

at least they don't choke
wait!!

7-1

>no offsides if the players are too close
How fucking stupid do you have to be to suggest that?

who is this semen demon?

I kinda like it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Indoor_Soccer_League_(1978–92)

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after years of 'how to fix soccer' threads there are only 2 real improvements that soccer needs

shot clock
red cards for diving

that is literally all soccer needs to be great again

You just can't save this shit, boring ass sport

What the fuck Is a shot clock? If It's a basebore thing, fuck off.

>use a football instead
>no kicking, can only use hands

Bump for our Euro friends

Make it like foosball. Nobody can move forward, only laterally.

Hell no.

make some sort of rule to stop teams from parking the bus
i aint watching 90 minutes of the attacking team getting stonewalled and doing nothing, that's boring af

>implying you wouldnt love it if every game had 5+ goals

Soccer is too easy to defend in. The whole game in general is biased towards defense.

Be more "permissive" and not make everything a faul. Make the game a little bit more "violent"

replace players with qt anime girls

>implying you wouldnt love it if every game had 5+ goals
fuck no I wouldn't. That's the reason basketball and boreball are shit. Well that and also basketball only matters in the last couple minutes

the most american post I've seen today

>shot clock
how retarded. what's the difference between a shot from 70 yards and a really long pass?

It didn't always use to be the case, but modern players and tactics certainly favor defense.

>look at me, I'm a pleb

offside technology

BASED ameribro

The same way to fix anything. Remove Australians

>still watching sports

First two are fine. I don't think the third one will work. 4th one seems reasonable, too. Last one is a no go, though, though 1 extra point for a large enough win might work.

>women's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Not even once.

The one easy fix I propose is to start ejecting players when they take guys down on breakaways. Start showing them red instead of yellow and you'll have more action and goals instead of cheap fouls.

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