What are some good pickup lines to use on tinder or online

What are some good pickup lines to use on tinder or online

I have a huge CP collection, do you?

Pls fuck me, I'm desperate

Yo, bitch! Let me eat yo bootyhole!

I have a huge collection of hentai figures.

Show me your asshole immediately you slut.

Work it to their interests. If the girl has any sort of humor, she'll like the attempt to cater to her interest. Back when I was in law school, a girls profile, first off, stated that she liked cheesy pick up lines.

Buried near the bottom of her profile was the fact she was looking to go to law school. So I dropped her a cheesy law pick up line. Worked like a charm.

I EAT ASS

I forgot to add to this. if you're utterly desperate, tell her "You're so hot, i'd drink your bathwater."

papa franku makes a good point, too

"You seem cool. Let's get some coffee sometime." All you've gotta say.

"got some of that there dick sauce?"

boom. pussy falling on you faster than you can swipe.

"Sup girl? You like jazz?"

I read that as jizz first. fuck this place

Talk about the weather. Bitches love small talk

Bitch I am literally using tinder to get laid. You wanna smash or pass?

Wanna make out while listening to music?

"I'd let you pee in my belly button"

why would you need a pickup line? if they match with you, then message them first and ask what they're looking for (sex, dating, food, drugs, etc.) and then agree or disagree/unmatch.

obviously don't swipe right on bitches who haven't filled out their bio, they're more likely than not just spam.

I love my women like I love my wine, 13 years old and locked in my basement.

you dont lock wine n your basement, you retard. Unless you're an alcoholic.

He says he likes his women to be 13. I assume the wine is locked up because the user is 13 and his parents don't want him getting into the wine and "experimenting" with hairbrushes again.

"you're a good one, i'll make yours look like an accident."

Probably right. In the alternative, a shitty and forced joke.