/éire/

Early morning (aka late late night) edition.

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Oh fuck

Git da fahk in da cah Pauly

Why would I lie? As you said, what do I have to gain? I've said numerous times before that I have already graduated from university. It's not my business whether you believe me or not, but you seem to be very skeptical of me.

absolutely no reason to make a new thread you sad sack of shite

>That source

I will hope and dream comrade but I'm not holding my breath

because ive seen your posts on the archive and not 5 months ago you claimed to be in college in France you LYING SACK OF SHITE

CAUGHT REDHANDED LMAO

There is a reason if there's still people up. And there at least 7 right now, including you.

>because ive seen your posts on the archive and not 5 months ago you claimed to be in college in France you LYING SACK OF SHITE
I'd like to see this because I don't understand why I'd make such a blatantly untrue post.

shut up you retard there's no reason at all

you newcunts are the death of Sup Forums

>the one poster that does nothing but get angry

nah you did and you know it's true no idea why you're lying

Please calm down lads, this is no bully hours

You relax ye fucking fool

If you say so desu.

>r-relax my reddit is SO much more f-friendly

/eire/ has actually been inundated with fannys

i genuinely know so (^:

Post the link then.

>everything I don't like is reddit!!
>everything I don't like is anime!!
>everything I don't like is brits!!
>everything I don't like is yanks!!
>everything I don't like is dubs/culchies!!

idk, I have a feeling

wow ur upset

>I'll just say reddit again LOL!

Seriously, you're going as if your da fiddled you extra hard

>wow ur upset

t.raging spastic

>coming from the man who does nothing but get angry
With the exception of the yank you're the worst poster here.

sounds more like you're projecting and actually post on reddit, since that's a large jump, and were actually fiddled by your da lmao

so what's your favourite subreddit

He's probably referring to that one lad that was scared of his dad a few months back. You post like him.

ya ur deffo angry

>coming from the main man who can't hack the craic
haven't posted here in about 3 months ladies, lmao

Angry shitposting=/=craic.

>GO BCK 2 LEREDDIT LMAO HURR

A girl I know is trained to work with people like you. I can give her your contact details if you want. She could teach you how to paint and play soccer

Noice hivemind.

What's this lads problem?

He's either the 30+ culchie or the NEET afraid of his dad. Considering the hour I'd guess the latter.

Don't need an escort thanks.

woeful banter, piss off back to the uk

His Dad fingered his anus behind a teenage disco in Carlow once.

see this is what happens when Irish anons make /eire/ threads

you just don't have the finesse, lads

Decent bantz.

>everything I don't like is brits!!

Its literally one raging faggot that's caused this though

Everything literally is the fault of the Anglo-American Reddit Anime Dub conspiracy.

OP here, I'm not the cause of this faggotry.

>the NEET afraid of his dad
I still find it odd that we remember this user as well as we do considering that his moment in the limelight was very brief.

Wasn't in that thread, don't know that guy.

I hope our user's family situations are all alright.

Off to walk the dog. Hopefully that spastic calms down or fuck's off by the time I get back

mine's not

Mine wasn't but I think it's better now.

>tfw divorce should never have been legalised
>tfw religion should never have been replaced by consumeristic "self-help" culture

It was fucking hilarious that's why we remember.
>stayed up arguing with no one until 6am
Still pretty funny.

Bit early lad.

why are you actually so sensitive?? reddit would literally be your cup of tea lar lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas

Doing a think, lads.

ya u a sensitive little sally

nobody in my family is divorced, which is a bit weird given we're mostly working class and irreligious I guess

fingers crossed

>tfw divorce should never have been legalised
It's amazing how many laws have been introduced in recent decades on both a national and global level that serve mainly to enable women to be sloots with greater ease.

>>stayed up arguing with no one until 6am
>Still pretty funny.
the fact you remember this is even sadder and funnier LOL

you must have stayed up til 6 you sad bastard

kinda tempted to stay up just to see if it's true

>want to go to sleep soon
>also want to stay up for funposting in case it's true

Can see I struck a nerve there, eh daddy's boy?

And I went to bed around 2. Saw the aftermath the next morning.

Ah it's Saturday, lad. What were you really gonna do today anyway?

Get my sleep schedule on track again. Sleeping through the daylight is uncomfortable at best.

so you log into eire straight away every morning lmao you sad cunt hahaha

Still had the thread open and saw it when I turned my computer back on.

>straight away every morning
After breakfast.

iktf

>nobody in my family is divorced
Well, a couple is either divorced or they're not.

Well, that's not what it was in my parents' case, but I find myself despairing how everyone seems to act as if all these things are "self-evident truth" (as the burgers call their conceits).

>how can you not want/think [CURRENT YEAR]?

If people were convinced thanks to illogic or false "facts" of what they were saying, it would be far less unsettling than the realisation that people can be so disconnected from both tradition and reality itself so easily, simply through social conditioning, and that they can't think outside of a framework where what they are told what to think of as good and bad.

>Sleeping through the daylight
Get better curtains.

current plan:
>stay in school for now
>do me training or whatever so i have something to fall back on
>fuck off and hitchhike to new york
>join a cargo ship
>fuck off to mainland europe for a couple years
>learn a fucking ton of languages
>fuck off back to ireland
>move to some gaeilgeoir bog on the west coast
>become the most irish person ITT and live out the rest of my life
rate

welp bt absolute out of nu/eire/ again lads, have fun arguing about just how cool yiz are at half 5 on a Saturday lol off to bed with the gf night

ya ok seem a bit desperate there to validate your behaviour lol u absolute faggot

night!

i had no curtains for two and a half years and there's a deck where people can see in right outside my window
nobody there most of the time but getting dressed was still a nightmare most of the time

just a reminder that the day does NOT start at 12 am but when the sun rises.

>a deck
you live on a boat?

no this kind of deck
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

Don't encourage it.

Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.

josh is a bigger threat than any swissyank imho

no i cant

Can you imagine the raw lust for revenge emanating from a humiliated Sersh? She sees you wanking at home with a dozen tabs of her open, typing out that copypasta again. Her teeth grind with each time you post this until she's visibly frothing. Suddenly she can't contain herself and charges towards you. She grabs the mouse out your hands and bashes it down on your head, often forgetting to protect her hand from the impacts. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already broken your skull open, and wanting more. She tries sucking the blood stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your grey matter covered noggin. She grabs your temples with full force and starts licking the exposed brain vigorously. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on that violated cranium of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will drag your brain stem out of your spine. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck her head down into your stomach and you can feel her chewing open your moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to stop struggling. Her sharp fingernails makes you bleed but you're well beyond caring. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their flats are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan murdering a man in the room across from them. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the floor. She wipes her hand on her jumper and gives it a sniff. Still smells of Sershfrog's blood.

sorry lad

At first I was scared but now I'm aroused.

whats your opinion on welsh independence? do you think the sasanach should get AMACH?
keep in mind that independence=/=plaid cymru one party state like a lot of people seem to think about scotland and the SNP

she looks like yer wan clinton in this picture

I am in favour of Welsh independence and the dissolution of the UK

good lad
eastern wall that the saxons'll pay for when?
and a second hadrian's wall

What did I just say?

b-but I like talking about my small country

ignore that spastic. dont be a sheep (no pun intended :^)) and make your own assesment on swissyanks.
wales seems alright though. good that ye speak your language so much, certainly doing a better job than >us despite being next to the s*xon horde

>country

wait a second
>anglesy is called ynys môn
thats almost identical to inis mór in ireland
are you sure the welsh aren't gaels™

rude

Anglesey has a history of Viking raids, dunno if that has anything to do with it

it just means big island lad, its definitely celtic in etymogy
dunno how ye got n from r though? or maybe we got r from n

that question mark should be a comma
t. does NOT type like a woman

They aren't the same, the first word in both means island but the second words aren't the same, mór in welsh is mawr, no one is sure what môn means.

>Ynys Môn, the island's Welsh name, was first recorded as Latin Mona by various Roman sources. It was likewise known to the Saxons as Monez. The Brittonic original was in the past taken to have meant "Island of the Cow". This view is linguistically untenable, however, according to modern scientific philology. The etymology thus currently remains a mystery.

>Poetic names for Anglesey include the Old Welsh Ynys Dywyll ("Shady" or "Dark Isle") for its former groves and Ynys y Cedairn ("Isle of the Brave") for its royal courts; Gerald of Wales' Môn Mam Cymru ("Môn, Mother of Wales") for its productivity; and Y fêl Ynys ("Honey Isle)

Also found this

>Perhaps most significantly is the precise nature and meaning of the word Môn; from which the Latinised Môna was derived. According to leading scholars at the University of Wales the name represents a relic toponym in Wales which is pre-Celtic in origin and of considerable antiquity; and perhaps the oldest recorded place name in Britain.

>Môn’s association with the Druids and Druidism, which continues to this day, suggests a deeper magic to the island, a magic which may well hide within the name itself. It has been suggested that the name Môn refers to a mother Goddess of the same calibre as Modron mother of Mabon; as Ann Benwell of the Anglesey Antiquarian Society presents in her paper “The meaning of Môn”. Giraldus Cambrensis writing in 1188 recorded the phrase Môn mam Kembre, familiar today as Môn Mother of Wales, owing to the fertility of the island and her pseudonym as the bread basket of Wales. Later local lore developed the additional phrase “Grandmother of the world”, perhaps in relation to the vast influence of her Priests throughout the Neolithic and Iron Age periods.

Interesting....

Ah yes, the Irish thread, where Swiss-Yank and a Welsh commie discuss the origins of muh heritage druid island.

>he says while using my oc

@69597735
dreadful post imo

/éire/ is multicultural just like Ireland :^)

>he says, while posting in MY thread

Better than the Irish thread where an Erse uses an Anglicized goober to chide people discussing Gaelic culture

>he says while I'M the one who revived /éire/

What are you talking about?

>Gaelic culture
Swiss-Yank pls.

I can see why now people hate it and say not to reply to it.

would you prefer if we just let autists bicker for hours so long as they have a tricolour

I would in a heartbeat take a "bad" tricolour thread than let you two foreigners shit up the thread.

theres 2 foreigners here but im not one of them

don't be mean