Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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Rikka claimed and hot as hell
Kurumi's story of work part
>I work in the parking lot at Wal-mart
>Talking to my buddy about something
>see something peculiar in the lot
>it's a dog walking around
>As the official unofficial Parking Lot Patrol we decide to investigate
>little guys walking around, collar, leash, no tags
>catch him as he's going up to people
>Managers tell us to take him to the pet store on the plaza
>Make a call in Wal-mart to see if owner is ther
>he comes by
>"I need to go back in to shop"
>"leave the dog with Kurumi and coworker
>"no it'll be fine"
>he puts the dog back in his car and goes into the store
>Dog gets out literally 30 seconds later
>Mfw we have to catch him again
>we wait for owner to finish shopping
>at his car
>gets all his stuff in
>Woman is unhappy he left the dog in his car
>ohshit.jpg
>woman voices concern
>he gets defensive
>"My windows are down"
no shit, the dog got out
>Woman doesn't care, says she'll call the cops
>Dude starts yelling
>"FUCKING CALL HERE'S THE PLATE"
>"I GOT THE DOG TODAY"
>we're in the crossfire unable to do anything
>luckily after a few minutes dude leaves and woman calls cops
We were both shaking after the dude started yelling, we had no idea what was going to happen
nothing spectacular, but still pretty unusual
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still here
Juvia is my waifu.
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everyone call me a stupid nigger
lmao blake claimed
>nothing that hasn't been mundane or retarded.
How so?
Is everything in order?
Of course! I like my women nice and crazy!
Isn't cigars worse? Like that shits nothing but tar?
You're a slow motherfucker aren't you?
Pretty sure all of this was a given.
What drugs nigga? (Shh shut the fuck up.. the popos are near..)
Oh shit I'm sorry.. maybe I'll leave for a bit
Gas the Jews
Gas Sachi
Normal.
Claim
What the fuck? And thanks for the QOTT
Sup
Noticed
Eh, nothing of concern to thread.
Ha, that's proving my point even more. Deer sausage? Well it is meat I guess.
What are the chances of that happening again?
Smooth one. That sounds great though, catch up and relieve memories together.
Oh God is right. Hyperactive, snotty, loud, you name it.
Ah. I'm sure you frequent the Street Fighter lobbies more than anything. What's yours?
>the popos are near
youtube.com
Nice pic.
too long process not down for dat.
i stayed up for too long lol
just chillin' red bull, cigars and animu.
wbu?
oh nice. i'm cool how about u?
Well they kinda are but when you don't inhale them it's kinda balanced or something.
i don't smoke them very often. it's just special because got them for so cheap here.
Stella claimed
Fucking nigger
everyone call alex a stupid nigger in chat
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I understand.
I hope you have a good night.
Claimed
Claiming
Holy shit, sounds like you got in between two idiots, never fun when that sorta shit happens
fukkin' stupid nigger
Hi Alex
it defiantly wasn't an ordinary day
though I should expect weird shit
It's Walmart after all
Only in walmart
>Tfw nothing special happened as an unloader
>Tfw only "special" thing I did is help AP crew catch four eye'd fatass that was stealing yugioh cards cause i looked a regular customer with jeans on
Shit son, time to hide
Ah gotcha
I want pancakes
Oh shit uh I mean uh drugs what drugs?? You dont gotta go
Lewdsailormoon haha and yeah SF and MVC sometimes I am in Puzzle Bobble
Im alright just feeling the effects of the lazy day haha
I'll leave the thread alone now
Claimed
goodnight beautiful.
but what if she kills ya? or cuts your dick off or somethin?
>too long a process
if ya slow bout it lol, and you stayed up for too long last night, so to remedy it your staying up all night tonight? solid plan
>sexy waifus
I'll show you some meat ;^)
Depends on how well you can predict things, and if RNGesus is on your side. So... pretty low.
Dio-sama...
though to be fair, it is stupid to leave a dog alone in a car in summer heat
And considered animal abuse in some places
somebody stole a pin out of a pokemon card pack, not the cards just the pin
the cards were trashed because reasons
pretty sure the store manager made a kid shit himself when he tried to steal pokemon cards too
Forgot to reply to Smugs
That is an absolutely INSANE range. If you manage to hit something at 42 km away, they deserve every bit of damage they take.
>mfw I manage to get quints AGAIN
Claimed
So... where'd you get the milk from?
pls no gas ;-;
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not usual?
Holstaur
Ah hell, I couldnt leave you~
That was very disapointing and boring.
Great picture though.
With a young business man and young Manny pacquiao. Hell yeah
Like pic related kind of kid?
Kek into nothing but rachet people
Goodnight gorgeous
>shinoa
>WOW EFFECTS
Noice
that's true, its not the best thing to do, the fault is primarily with the guy, especially when he was like "i still need to shop so watch after my dog" like wtf? just take the dog home bruh
But what if she teleports behind you?
should i get a vape too, kinda like the amount of steam that comes out of them
yeah me2 lol
it's too long 'cos i'm lazy lol
could try it later lol
blake a cute
Did you send the request? I didn't get it.
Watching some stuff on YouTube.
Oh. Well then.
>I want some
>But what if she teleports behind you?
I'm sure it he wouldn't take it too hard, after all it was nothing personnel
Rory-sama claimed
H-Here eye go!
Birthday Girl Nico claimed. How are we all?
i vape unironically
my friends tease the fuck outta me lmao
>cute
thanks fampai
>could try it later
i mean, you have all night right?
>that gif
my interest is peaked
>he wouldn't take it too hard
im sure he would take it very hard, cus hes a kid
Booooo
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Nice script
*It was a hologram*
Most people I know that vapes, are trying to quit smoking. Slightly better than smoking cigs and cigars but still unhealthy
Goddamnit Dio, chuckling like an idiot here
Everyone knows Weiss loves Ruby
He should've worn his trench coat, he could've pulled it off
don't care
He didn't leave it with us, he just left it in his car again
we just ended up with it again
Raimu is number 1 waifu
You'll get the next time...
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Shit, nice vore mayn, got more o' dose?
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Aw thank you it feels better with you around
happy birbday! and im doin pretty good, how are you?
so she was fucking a hologram? sweeet
nice trips, and that makes more sense, but still lol
>checked
i ship weiss and blake. not as much as blake and yang tho
>20 people posting at the exact same second
Dangit Sup Forums
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He needs katana!
>Wiess loves Ruby
>Heavenly trips
WITNISSED
Only a hologram if Im attacked
Happy birthday sweetie
>I'm hungry
>No one can hide from my sight
Now what do we do?
Heh, nice name. I'll be sure to drop by those sometimes then.
Sorry, I'm a Vegan ::^)
Well it's not like it's Darkest Dungeon RNG. May be more lenient. The predicting, you're on your own for that.
Your friend looks like him? He must get all the ladies.
Man I chose the wrong time to chew on gum. Haha, yeah like that. Fucking hate it when they do that, only game on there is LLSIF anyway.
Oh yeah, it was her birthday today. Pretty swell so far and it can only get better now. How about you?
user, have you shed away your nobike status yet?
>Makoto
Noticed
Sorry im reading porn
>checked
Nice trips of denial.
Ayy bby, u wan a carrot stick? ;^)
Eh, sometimes even with VERY good prediction, RNG just says fuck you, and half your shots go to one side, while the other half, the other. Like, aim was on fucking point, but lolno.
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BAKA BAKA
Only thing i ship is africans
But RWBY is basically about four lesbian schoolgirls
Weiss is Ruby's Tsundere
IT'S FOLDED ONE THOUSAND TIMES
>Denial
>De nial
>Da nile
>Egypt
>Dio is in Egypt
nice one
YOU WANT A SPUDR
Haha thank you so much n_n
I wish i could say I was better but honestly for today at least it seems nothing is going right..
Thank you, love. I appreciate it.
>Go eat then silly
Mmhm. And I agree! I'm glad you've had a good one, But unfortunately I can't say the same for myself. I predicted this morning i'd have a bad day and I was on point. Nothing's been going my way at all..
N-NANI?!?
HOLY SHIT Heaven trips again!
>FUCKING CHECKED AGAIN WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!?
MADE IN HEAVEN
damn i should start trying to steal waifus
Wait what??
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Haha thanks! And yeah that would be fun!
lucy-elfen lied
okay but on serious note:
weiss is the definition of a tsun.
i dont like her character but i like her in fanart
>lucy
she is a cute. nice claim
I swear i'm not cheating
I am you're god now, Dio
Cops stop by like twice a week where I work
Oh? well push your stool in and tell me about it, what happened?
I don't have food ;-;
>I guess I can cook 42 eggs again
Hot diggity damn
>pls no
>tfw no job
Shoo~
Fucking witnessed.
It's like smugs is trying ask something, but what could it be...
>In terms of weird shit at work, I don't even know. The birb trying to get in? The crazy homeless people yelling at cops? The dude getting cock blocked out of a BJ? Where would i even begin?!
QOTT : whats the weirdest thing that you've seen at work before?
Saturday morning, in drive thru grill. Cop ordered pic. Dont know why. Then around noon, a black ghetto lady ordered her burger "well done like extra well done". To see were her words. Looked at more experience coworker amd said to make it burnt like she wanted it. Couldnt take pictures pebcause lunch rush
>shinoa
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It's k
I've re did it