>Fri, 22JUL
Real Salt Lake vs San Jose, 11pm
>Sat, 23JUL
Portland Timbers vs LA Galaxy, 3:30pm
Toronto FC vs DC United, 7:30
New England vs Chicago Fire, 7:30
Columbus Crew vs Orlando City, 7:30
Montreal Impact vs Philly Union, 7:30
Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas, 9pm
Houston Dynamo vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 9:30
>Sun, 24JUL
NYRB vs NYCFC, 1pm
Sporting KC vs Seattle Sounders, 3pm
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>Old Thread
First for beta NASL troglodytes.
>USL games on Wednesday
third for refs are shit
Faxtho
How'd today go?
Pretty memey, MLS made 2 spots on the top 10 of sportscenter
Whats his name, /mls/?
#Progress
so u guys hear about this taylor swift microaggression
>soon
I don't know what that is but it sounds like I'd fap to it.
does espn post these videos anywhere?
I, too, would be quite curious.
Xth for the worst managed team in the league.
>worst managed
Ahem.
Will SKC go to playoff?
I've been so dismayed by then that I don't even shitpost.
APOLOGIZE
Nope. It's New England. They play in a football stadium, have no money, no fans, and a super-rich owner that doesn't give a fuck about them. Talk about sad.
Maybe. Vermes' team is shit this year. They play nice soccer, but they don't win games. Gotta fix that shit somehow.
>super rich owner who doesn't give a fuck about them
First of all, zero super rich owners give a fuck about their team.
Second of all, at this point, a super-rich owner gets bonus points for not simply packing up the team and moving it to Baltimore or Los Angeles or wherever the fuck you would move a soccer team.
>apologizing to CCSC
...but why?
>the real team everyone should apologize to
DUDE WEED
>(girls)
How does one apologize to plastic?
>top of eastern conference
>most road wins
>top selling jersey
unironically at the top of the shit heap that is the leastern conference
Will it ever recover?
Bimbo
>caring about jersey sales
>good away record, but worse at home than every team in the West
>soon to be exposed and drop like a rock to the red line
Rookie of the Year
Good morning, MLS bros.
Sup friend.
So whose team won yesterday?
NYCFC famalam
>dat NY showdown this weekend tho
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>They play in a football stadium
At least your team has plans for a SSS. Sure Houston already has one but really its a stadium that was cheaped out on and is a fucking sauna 1/2 the time unlike stadiums for other sports teams that have a retractable roof to beat the heat here.
>Have no money
Wrong they have money they just don't want to spend it.
>No fans
Your team is above the red line chances are they will have more fans by the end of the season.
>super-rich owner that doesn't give a fuck about them
Join the club that's a lot of sports owners these days.
After AEG left Houston when Gabriel Brener became the majority owner everyone thought it was the end of their reign in Houston. No everyone was wrong not with this piece of shit Chris Canetti who is now just running this team to the ground and the only way for change to come is if he gets the boot.
NE isn't "my team". I'm a Quakes fan.
1. Any SSS is better than the Home of the Patriots.
2. Not wrong. That's why I acknowledged that the Krafts were rich. But compared to the spending of top teams like LAG, NYC, and Toronto, they spend a pittance. They spend as much as Columbus.
3. WTF is the red line? Compared to how well they could be doing with the resources and population at their disposal, NE has a small fanbase.
4. So? Most owners spend fucking money. LAG spends money. "A Fucking Red Leaf" spends money. Montreal spends money. San Jose spent money on a brand new awesome stadium. Good owners spend money. Bad owners like Kroenke, and (at least for the NER) Kraft, don't.
I mean that they are in the position for playoffs.
Playoff games always draw a crowd and most likely more fans but with how the revs have been doing in recent years that's probably not the case.
Notice how I said most sports owners not just MLS team owners.
Of course a lot of them are spending money now to drive that craze for US Soccer in the US. Building off of the hype of the Euros/Cops America and USMNT.
Any competent owner of a MLS team would be brain dead to not cash in on this.
>Soon
inb4>again
more like >atlanta
more like
>Soon
The shirt sponsor should be Coca Cola tbqh, it would be an instant classic.
Coca-Cola was the ultimate dream, I wish it was that and just that forever but they are way too big. they sponsor whole leagues instead of teams.
>muh rivalries
>where dafuq is dis
we need to call in an artillery strike next time
>we must remove the cow
fuck forgot image
>viking army
You still lost me, this doesn't look like Minnesota.
i actually felt weird bc it sounds like a far right right group but its run by a fat brown dude
also i saw a black kid at RBA last game with an "american skinheads" shirt and doc martens and shit
american soccer fandom spawns some weird dudes
Pretty sure it was a group that started when Hans Backe was the coach and they were Backe's Viking army and >we also had some Scandinavian players
thats what it is, i just always thought the name wasnt well thought out
It's not. I prefer ESC out of the RB supporters groups anyway
Still no fucking clue what geographic location is going on there, mang.
Chester, PA mang. The bridge leads to New Jersey also where the Red Bulls play in Harrison.
>living and working in Chester, PA
While that is a pretty cool stadium view, tbqh, life is too short to live in Pennsylvania.
>Have 3 red cards rescinded this season
>Still don't get points from the games they lost
Could MLS rig the league by fucking over a team repeatedly allowing them to get few points and then just take away the red cards after the damage is done?
That sounds like something you can say about so many teams this season.
That's my point. Does MLS rig this shit by having shit referees and then just say "my bad" and take away the red card ban? It just happens so often and the calls are so terrible, you have to wonder.
They're trying to push for video refs
nah the refs are just shit, even the head guy at PRO refs knows how bad it is and wants video replay
Are you implying PA is dangerous or is just a shitty place?
>he doesn't live in based mid-atlantic region
the most important part of the USA desu
triggered
>ECS member, specifically Anchor-N-Rose 48s
>walk around Portland today in Sounders gear, unashamed of the loss
>Even homeless Portscum fans are talking shit about Seattle and how shit we are
>numale hipsters want to fight me
>people staring at me like I'm wearing full SS uniform
>team is at bottom of table
Help me /mls/
>implying it matters
>/mls/ after dark
I'm flattered. You guys are doing it on your own now.
>Soon
Soonguy has been doing that?
Well fuck, nvm then
senpai ive done that like 100 times
>Soon
>southern scum
How do >we fix this shit?
>looking ok at the beginning of season
>meme it all out
It's getting hard to stay awake watching them at 2am.
obviously this was not meant for you
>supporting Sporting Flyover
Thats your first mistake lad
Theyre a small market team that has been punching above their weight but it all comes back around
S-shut up
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Literally the best poster on /mls/ right now
My Favorite Team In The MLS (Major League Soccer) is The New England Revolution
>wearing a sounders kit
if i saw someone on the east coast wearing that id REEEEEE their shit up
that is pretty cool desu.
>Orlando just hired Jason Kreis
kek
You're doing great tbqh.
>tfw saw someone wearing the black and green one but he was like 11 so i let him remain un-tismed
>Soon
>still only Falcons
>no FC
Yep, you got hometown pride, I see.
PDX has a known inferiority complex to SEA.
Just ignore it.
OUR YEAR
>OUR YEAR
to what?
t-they just plugged it in today.
weird how AUFC will use the stadium first and way more than the Falcons.
>Soon
>mfw Jason Kreis' first game against NYCFC is a win
>Union play by play man Peter Pappas pleaded guilty to drug kickbacks
wew lads
centredaily.com
lmfao that is actually lit he may be better than shep messing now
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to fuck your mom's bum
What did they mean by this?
youtube.com
How's my Nigga David Villa doing?