Australians have to strap themselves to their beds when they sleep so that they don't fall off the bottom of the world

>Australians have to strap themselves to their beds when they sleep so that they don't fall off the bottom of the world

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Ok guys it's time for you to listen to my opinion

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>Greece is not in Asia
>Tulip "Van Vinghoven Educashun"
ebin

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I was really expecting there to be a leaf behind this post.

I'll join on this too.

:^)

Weak.

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hey man, that hurts my feelings

>Americans have to strap bulletproof vests to their gelatinous torso when they go outside so that they don't get killed by a shooter at school/the movies/walmart/the airport/at church

>Australia with red stars
>Having a valid opinion

pick 1 (one) and only 1 (one)

nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.

Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.

Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.

>My face when an American shoves his McDonalds burger boxes and cans of Monster Energy Drink off his desk, shaking the cheeto dust out of his Razer gaming keyboard to type a furious response near me

>White American children have to strap themselves to KKK members so niggers won't kidnap/steal them

Fuck, I laughed

excellent post

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Anatolia is where Asia starts

>be ameribullet
>wear shoes in bed while dying of continuous sharting
>get shot

good 1

Classic:)

I live in the north, we strap ourselves to neo-nazis

>Americans
>have guns AND explosions
fuck this shithole country

>First time in history: US schools will not have white majority this autumn
not sure why youre posting this australia

Because you are soon to be overwhelmed by non-white subhumans.

Fucking hilarious.

>soon
>56% white counting arabs

>that 56% white statistic includes hispanics

I'm a hispanic and probably whiter than you.

>I'm a hispanic and probably whiter than you.

>shoes in bed

Holy shit I kekked so much I started coughing, then kekked some more.