SPH Thread: I'm into SPH, and I'm trying to figure out ways to:

SPH Thread: I'm into SPH, and I'm trying to figure out ways to:
1) Cause shrinkage
2) Be humiliated

Thoughts I've had so far for causing shrinkage:
>Adderall
>Exercise
>Cold water/air

Thoughts I've had so far for humiliation:
>Omegle
>Brazilian Waxing
>Nude beach

I really wish I could find some girls like this in the park...
I'd ask them to rate my dick and pull out my shriveled little 1 incher and watch them try not to laugh...Where do you find girls in the park like this?

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Gain weight the fatter you are the smaller it will be

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yes! more ideas

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anyone lurking?

bumparooni

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Wut?

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sph is small penis humiliation

Steroids

Wtf is wrong with you op

Someone reply please...

lol this guy.

just use some tape or glue.

Any sort of anti depressants will fuck with your dick and make it smaller/softer

Go find the grow your penis ads and do the opposite of what it says

I'm here nigga.
More:!:!:!

That doesnt explain shit- calm down. Stop whatever this shit is and maybe get a straight jacket. Its like wearing a hug.

Find women with really big vaginas

Prefer temporary loss in size not permanent...

You could always take estrogen. It's definitely made my dick shrink a bit. Mostly because it's soft all the time unless I manage to get horny. Good luck fulfilling your fetish, OP.

This is now a teen thread/answering OP's retarded questions thread

teens it is

i like teens

teens are hot

more teens

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anyone lurking?

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no longer 'lurking' as I've now posted! ;)

amphetamines won't shrink your dick you fucking degenerate.

opiates will make it soft and difficult to hold an erection.

i think people who wear chastity cages for long periods of time have smaller dicks.

KEK dude please grow a pair man i feel bad for you

help me keep this alive...
dude, literally google adderall dick...

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Bumping coz yall got a nifty thread goin on heeyuh.

its a fucking vasoconstrictor, sure. it works in the opposite way that say, viagra, does. any fucking vasoconstrictor will do this, but it won't shrink your god damn dick. caffeine, cocaine, nicotine, benadryl, etc.

you're not going to shrink your fucking dick. your dick is going to be the same size, but you can interfere with the functioning of it.

Who is that? Need more

i'll match you image for image maybe this thread get some traction...

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yes but a strong vasoconstrictor still causes "shrinkage", not an actual permanent change in size, but a change in the flaccid state, like it really retracts, this is the goal

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its going to jack up your blood pressure and make your hands and feet freezing too.

long term estrogen use will stop you from getting boners too.

a painkiller is probably the easiest way to keep yourself flaccid, but even then you might not respond to that. just try shit.

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Lol this thread being bumped by subpar teens from mless. Get some OC.

so opiates are going to make my peanut look like a peanut huh?
go on...
please contribute some OC please

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Tie rubber bands tightly around it leave it for a while and this will make it harder to get erect and your boners smaller for a while. I did it and was noticeablyy smaller when hard for about 2 weeks then it went back to normal

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anecdotally, if i'm fucked up on a couple oxy's, having sex is like trying to push rope into a vagina.

seriously? do you notice any pain? have you done this more than once? how long did you leave it on?

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In the world of penis exercises there is a thing called "diminishing returns". Basically, if you start penis exercises for say a month or even 2 weeks then stop abruptly, you won't see any gains in length or girth. In fact, you'll see the opposite. It won't be a big loss but do this all the time and you'll get smaller and smaller. I'd say do penis exercises for 2 weeks, then stop for a month. If you notice it has got smaller, continue this routine for as long as you like. Enjoy!

Tl;dr look up penis diminishing returns.

Nah no pain. And about an hour less if its really tight. Make sure you dont leave it on overnight or something though because then that could castrate you or somethhing

u put on ur balls too?

hnnnnnnng go on...

that sounds permanent as fuck

>penis diminishing returns
yes

i figure maybe just the cock would do the trick

probably i have only tried whole thing and shrinkage wasn't intentional lol

but u got everything back to normal after 2 weeks right?

yup

nice...ty