Kirby has sucked you up. What powers will he get?
Kirby has sucked you up. What powers will he get?
Depression
he learns how to tie a noose
borderline retardation
chest hair
severe alcoholism
Diabetes
Masturbation addiction.
Being a faggot
Kek
Narcolepsy.
>sucked you up
a mouthful of cum
small dick
Answering standardized insanity Tests to get an kind of meds he wants
None, as a worthless, powerless mook, he'd either just spit me out as a destructive mass, or swallow and eliminate me from the universe.
>Power of virginity
Why did it take so long for someone to post this?
A bowl for a chest
Beetle because I'm horny all the time.
>severe
Existential Crisis
an erection
Ineptitude and maybe some thick hair all over his body
The power of honesty and good clean living
An asshole the size of a really big quarter
Obesity
faggotry