Kirby has sucked you up. What powers will he get?

Kirby has sucked you up. What powers will he get?

Depression

he learns how to tie a noose

borderline retardation
chest hair
severe alcoholism

Diabetes

Masturbation addiction.

Being a faggot

Kek

Narcolepsy.

>sucked you up
a mouthful of cum

small dick

Answering standardized insanity Tests to get an kind of meds he wants

None, as a worthless, powerless mook, he'd either just spit me out as a destructive mass, or swallow and eliminate me from the universe.

>Power of virginity

Why did it take so long for someone to post this?

A bowl for a chest

Beetle because I'm horny all the time.

>severe
Existential Crisis

an erection

Ineptitude and maybe some thick hair all over his body

The power of honesty and good clean living

An asshole the size of a really big quarter

Obesity

faggotry