ITT:

ITT:
Ask the Magic Conch Shell Anything

>double digits get their question answered

move out or try to work this out?

Stay together or try again?

can i have something to eat

Am I a summerfag?

Will I ever have a full nights sleep again?

Whats 9 + 10?

can I fuck Bethany

Maybe some day

Should I buy that new car?

Bumping for interest

why do anons believe fapping to a dude with tits while another dude fucks/sucks that first dude is a heterosexual act?

Will I die in the next week

Conch OP here, dubs are fucking boring
All questions will be answered

Roll

no

Yes

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

You will if you take two 3mg tablets of Melatonin

This is not a quite good answer. But i understad this beause i dont roll dubs.

Magic cooch, will I ever aspire to be gr8

No

Only if you git gud

Maybe someday

Why is OP such a faggot?

Why is Bethesda remastering Skyrim?

OP is always a faggot.
The only type of person that would post on a website like this is truly a faggot

is this game any good?

Skyrim is and always will be their golden egg.
Bethesda will milk Skyrim until it is completely dry and will beat it like the dead horse it is until they stop making money off of it.

While the quality of a game is subjective to it's users, the conch would prefer this game over many of its kind that exist.

Should I kill myself?

Only if you pose a serious threat to your community or your quality of life is so depraved and irreversible that you feel the need to then yes.