Some fag from the Philippines is trying to catsfish me on facebook, dubs decides what i say to fuck with him...

Some fag from the Philippines is trying to catsfish me on facebook, dubs decides what i say to fuck with him. Will screencap and post results.

"Tell me more about yourself. What are your likes and interests?"

Make this person believe you took the bait

Reroll

I'm a Filipino and I want to let op do this.

Rowling for OP tricking person into thinking they have him hooked

This is good

send dick pic

reroll

After you've earned the baiter's trust, start subtly sending "selfies" that are Sup Forums's favorite traps

Come on op theres some great ideas here,forget the dubs

Act interested OP, but not too interested. Make them work for your trust.

OP here, changing it to first post that ends with 9 due to a lack of dubs

Bish!!!!

send me cp and ur ip

I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired by people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a couple of auditions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master and change my entire house into a dungeon... DungeonMaster now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why..

I really wanna see the part where they ask OP for money or some other shit.

Winrar!!!!!!!!

Dubb

winrar

scratch this, dubs attained

This OP! Do this please!!! C'mon man!!!!! You gotta!!!!!!!

Too lazy to post it, but send him the Navy Seal copypasta

Nah man, we gotta waste the catfisher's time

>I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired by people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star y'know, modeling and acting. After a couple of auditions and small parts I decided y'know I had enough, Then I got in to Escort world. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master and change my entire house into a dungeon... DungeonMaster now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks and usually the guy is pretty much hard on pop to get really relaxed y'know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and just lube it up and it's a long process y'know to get your whole arm up there but it's an intense feeling for the other person I think for myself too, you go in places that even though it's physical with your hand but for some reason it's also more emotional it's more psychological too and we both get you know to the same place it's really strange at the same time and I find sessions like that really exhausting. I don't know I feel kinda naked because I am looking at myself for the first time, well not myself but this aspect of my life for the first time and it's been harsh... three to five years already? I never thought about it... Kinda sad I feel kinda sad right now, I don't know why..

Op please don't fail us,we trusting you

Now we wait on the response

And now we wait...

We wait now, we are

OP here, don't do rolling games much, should i post everything with dubs or just stuff that's intended as a roll?

now letz waiut..

Wait now we

Whatever you think will fool this Nigerians into thinking they got you.

I'd say stuff being rolled for

For now, we wait.

Now wait we and

Now wait

Y ahora esperamos...

Send him a picture of a sharpie in your pooper.

we wait NOW

Und jetzt warten wir

I hope OP will get some trashtalk from this.

We should think of something to say in advance

E agora esperamos

Ask this person to tell us about himself to get a response

OP update, still waiting on a response. If i don't get one i'll start another thread in the morning when i do. OP will deliver.... eventually.

>Tell me about you, the real you. I wanna know what makes you smile and what makes you cry. I want to know who you [insert Catfisher's "name"] is. Strange, huh? A guy you don't hardly know asking you to open up? Its not only strange but downright bizarre. Some people might call it crazy even but on the contrary I think its perfectly normal wanting to know more about the future love of my life. So tell me sweetie, don't be shy.

Its okay OP, as long as you catfish the catfisher

Gold, no dubs but i'll add it anyways.

Fix the grammatical errors tho

I'm flying to Manilla in August. Get his address and I'll pay him a visit.

Tell him rody's coming

OP again, abandoning thread. I'd like to apologize for wasting all your time (although not that valuable). I'll deliver as soon as i get a response.

Once you are done fucking with the catfisher threaten to put their IP address online as well as their personal information in order to get them to shit their pants a little